replies AND quote reposts disabled on neil gaiman's uwu i didn't do it post. oh i'm sure

Hey fuck Neil gaiman

Im probably nonbinary but im unemployed so I actually do have time for that

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is ao3 being slow for anyone else or is the universe telling me to go clean my room

Okay, I will preface this with the GIGANTIC disclaimer that I promise I know how this looks, and I *swear* this is not personally motivated: If you have an old #LiveJournal account, and it has things you still care about in it, download it or import it to Dreamwidth SOON. Details:

Good morning I took my adhd medication in vague anticipation of all the stuff I need to do today and now that it’s kicking in I can’t remember a single thing I was supposed to do

i think this one is better (i obviously have nothing better to do with my saturday)

Me when I’m asked to introduce the tallest member of the Fantastic Four

i fear we have breached containment

November 15, 2015: The only thing I love as much as Dan and Phil celebrating each other is their friends celebrating the two of them! And what a fantastic group they have here, I can only imagine how much love was flowing through that theatre 🥰🫂👯‍♂️

I found phan proof ??

November 8, 2015: Dan and Phil's Sunday Times article is published featuring these now beyond iconic photos! 📰📸🔴⚫️ www.thetimes.com/culture/book...

Had a dream that dnp were sponsored by excedrin migraine and Phil took my bottle to do the sponsorship segment and I was PISSED

sorry i have a very busy schedule

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October 26, 2015: Dan and Phil perform 2 sold out TATINOF shows in Cardiff with some extreme (for 2015 anyway) levels of flirting and Phil discovers the joy of candy sushi! 👯‍♂️😘🍣

Do you think Dan and Phil remember that they invented the word phan

October 21, 2015: Happy 10 years to the lion and popcorn emojis! How much do you want to bet Phil immediately texted Dan about this and Dan couldn't help but kiss his adorably happy face? Whoops I fear my rpf side may have gotten the best of me here 🤭🦁🍿😘

October 19, 2015: Dan and Phil host a JOINT PHANNIEVERSARY LIVESHOW where they share how much they've enjoyed touring, Dan fiercely defends Phil's love of pumpkin spice lattes, and Phil attempts to rile Dan up by copying his hand gestures! 💕☕️👏 youtu.be/o9ABSHP6up4?...

October 13, 2015: If it weren't for the timestamps, I would SWEAR these tweets were from 2009. They just have that energy, you know? We even have Dan getting ignored like the really old days! 🤣🎅🎃

strike me down, i am calling your lightning down from your dark hiding place.

I think whenever you get sick you should be able to take 3 weeks off of work until you stop being tired and coughing

being ace sucks. cant say “this makes me mad with lust” without feeling like i’m a deceiver. im sorry chat, the lust is non-sexual and i don’t actually comprehend the desire to fuck, but i Am so overcome with emotion about this thing that little else fulfills the verbal shorthand for that enthusiasm

can’t stop saying this to liz whenever I act weird

Is denying people healthcare, kidnapping people from their jobs to be sent to detention camps, targeting minorities with legislation and hate speech campaigns not political violence?

Currently in the world, there's too many stories about people like Icarus. Let's find ourselves an I(NTJ)carus myth and inspire people! 5/5: End of thread 🧵

this tiktok comment is sending me

like yeah ok "phil doesn't count he's like furniture" sounds kind of stupid when you say it like that but when you're an introvert it's such a special thing to find a person who can be your furniture. i think "it's okay, you don't count as people" is one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

August 25, 2015: On a scale from Dan to meerkat, what are you today? I'm the meerkat on the right, personally 😬💇‍♂️🏞

Gaslight, gatekeep, and gaslight some more

i went to school with a redhead who is now anti-sunscreen and i don't understand how you end up in that position like i get that increased skin cancer risk is a very abstract threat but as a fellow really pale guy how do you get a blistering sunburn and go "yeah this seems like it's good for me"

Everything is Supernatural

trust us bro #myart #nudity #censorship

is olive oil only available as olive oil and extra virgin olive oil? or can you get semi virgin olive oil? can you get olive oil that has only been to third base?

Just saw someone say lesbians don’t like gay men ????? I love gay men

cringe is the new swag

July 7, 2015: Dan hosts a liveshow where he waffles about Kpop and his video making process and rants about Splatoon! 📹🎤🎮 youtu.be/sUOpzvM0Aks?...

July 5, 2015: We love boyfriends taking an interest in each other's passions even when it's not something they'd seek out themselves! 🥰🏎🏁

"i prayed those lights would take me home" new installment in my clancy series, next semester. up next is backslide ! #nextsemester #twentyonepilots #clique #cliqueart #twentyonepilotsfanart #joshdun #tylerjoseph #clancy #art #artist #queerartist #transartist #myart

if you could throw me a line #cliqueart

Dan shares part of the file for Basically I'm Gay with Phil. 759 words.

June 5, 2015: Dan and Phil are featured in Connor Franta's Internet Trivia quiz video! Idk about you but I am DYING for them to collaborate again now that they're all out! I mean, can you imagine the amount of gay energy exploding from that?? 🏳️‍🌈🌐⁉️ youtu.be/isJli1BH0-M?...

😞🤏 #phanart #danandphil

everytime i hear homoerotic friction i feel like i’ve been shot

"what's the first letter of the alphabet?" a rude phil lester: