I have normal feelings about my favorite sauce #normal

THREAD 🧵 I'm an INTJ so maybe that's why I don't understand, but why would Icarus fly so close to the sun? Of course he fell, logically what did he think would happen otherwise? If he thought critically, he would have understood what was going to happen. 1/?

Sometimes your best friend's soulmate is your fave mistress #thatslife #yolo #humpday #iburpofrn

I hope that when I go to the U.S. of A. (USA for short) They require me to show my social media. And then I show them and they go wow....you are so smart and sexy and funny..... And then I go I know very casually and coolly not like the other girls and they fall in love with me and then I kill them

They call it peenis cause theres pee in there #biology #geology #

Taylor swift? More like tailor!!! Swift!!!! Button fell off my shirt I need it fixed asap (as soon as possible)

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Seeing a full moon and remembering reverse psychology and wishing to capitalize on it: ohhhhh I sure hope a butch werewolf ISNT out here with me in the dark.... Then remembers Freud against my will: and she might or might have mommy issues I think?

Is Brian Thompson also ghosting you guys or has he just been mad at me only. He broke our Snapchat streak and doesn't reply to the tiktoks I send him:/

Just saw the sexiest bus ever do you think she likes girls

Forgetting the word 'head': yea bro she gave me such good noggin last night

Aliens

They call the hairstyle "ponytail" because ponys tails also hurt just like your scalp when you put you ur hair in the elastic band. We pay ponies over 45million $ a year for the right to use the word 'ponytail' but because they cant read, we give them only a dollar and say it's 45mil. Scamming them

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Friday night wooooooo . Anyone want to uhh. Sorry. Don't have snything funny zo post canceled. Come back tomorrow or in like 3 minutes. We'll see

I was told the time I would get picked up would be 11:07 and it's 110:4 and they're here and I'm not yet cause there's still three minutes!!!!!; I timed everything out so perfectly and for what

rivers have got to he one if theeasg christmasy things ever like why is water flowing..xo u hate the holiday spirit... That should be SNOW

the plane is currently landing and im clapping and cheering and youre staring at me in horror wanting me to stop and i wont stop. but then you realize youre staring cause ur jealous of my joy and realize that u wish u were that joyful again. and because im the reincarnation of ur dead wife. btw.

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