I have now consumed enough @dropout.tv content to know that the perfect TV show would be Brennan, Murph, and Zac being given a Scenario and just listening to them riff as they explore it

9pm: yawning 2:12am: time to become a scholar on uncontacted tribes

new vid!! had a blast making it, so many fun surprises from shooting something out in the real world. The Guide To People™ youtu.be/KbdkuvkukYA

Since everybody on the entire Internet saying "no we don't want AI integration in every aspect of our lives" isn't doing anything at all, is anyone going to do the article that goes like "I used AI in every instance that it was offered to me and here's how it managed to accomplish nothing"

bluesky — i am talking to you, all of you — need to internalize this and you need to tell everyone you know this. shampoo more expensive? republicans. burgers more expensive? republicans. beer more expensive? republicans.

I have a specific meme folder titled "for when I'm sad"

Roommate Deemed Too Incompetent To Clean Bathroom https://theonion.com/roommate-deemed-too-incompetent-to-clean-bathroom-1819568433/

Don't like this post.

WTF is with the trends on this site? Patton Oswalt is currently listed as the number two trending topic, and if you click it it just gives you random shit that has nothing to do with him.

So I had never heard of this

Fun prank: go to the @alyankovic.bsky.social subreddit and make a post that says "Darth Vader's really got me annoyed". Every meme lord that writes the next line as a response will get instantly banned and get their response deleted, so the next person to comment won't know. the perfect trap . . .

simpsons level in kingdom hearts

[BLOOD RUNNING DOWN MY CHIN] never ... shoulda trusted you... the Gorton's Fisherman...!! [THE GORTON'S FISHERMAN] Bleh! Tonight I dine on your blood, Professor Hazard! [ME] oh shit he was a vampire ? ? [ALT TEXT] In the 1990s, Gorton's had a TV jingle that went "Trust the Gorton's Fisherman" 🎶

Hey, random constable that has been in Pittsburgh today, uh, u good bro?

she just like me fr

Hey @saudiarabia.bsky.social here's a free one for you: the mascot should be a chilly wiener dog named DOCSEN

Congratulations, trans people! With the amount that Republicans despise you, you're officially women!

I love all my unsupervised shithead kids from the Internet.

I heard if you use Strength on the truck behind the hantavirus cruise ship you can find Mew

At this point, solving climate change is cheaper than not solving it -- not only on some grand 50 year time horizon, but tomorrow, today, immediately. Soving climate change *is* affordability. Maybe Dems should tell voters about that.

“Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf” is pretty funny.

This is my first page after a hellacious year of burnout. If you're curious about the rest of the story, you can start at the beginning! snipehuntmedia.com/comics/snipe...

Snipe Hunt! #151: snipehuntmedia.com/comics/snipe...

what if the children are trying to warn us about the year 2067

when u tax the rich

your post broke rules: * Targeted Harassment * Intolerance (?) * Having fun with your friends * Caught us on a bad day the following post was removed: 𝘪 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘭 you now have 72 strikes. you are banned for 120 years. your ban will be lifted on May 5th 2146.

@sorenbowie.bsky.social is this true, did Fox make you hire a Japanese water demon

[MONOLITHIC CHAMBER MUSIC INTONES THROUGH THE GREAT STONE HALL AS I, THE THINKER, FURROW MY BROW, CHIN ON MY FIST] there has to be a way to make a vacuum for your nose that isn't disgusting to empty

Live from an undisclosed location deep in the heart of Gotham City…

if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully

I hear a lot of people talk about Bluesky behavior but honestly I think it's made up

When will we get to the only important part of the AI discussion where we all agree it shouldn't be used in schools, workplaces, in ways that can hurt children or indeed hurt anyone at all, but it can still answer important questions like "What six Pokémon would Oscar the Grouch have on his team?"

For Republicans, it is not enough to win. You must also lose.

his cranium is so underdeveloped that I'm not sure he's even the same species as Elmer Fudd

looks like a lightbulb, only functions as one if it's funny

"His name is C.G.B. Spender. Cigarette Gmoking Ban Spender." #TheX-Files

Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others and I want that for me

1. ICE has not paid for detainee medical care for 7 MONTHS The termination of payments to providers has coincided with a MASSIVE SPIKE in detainee deaths. This is a health crisis and a moral crisis. Follow along for details. 🧵

Did you ever know Yoda’s last name? I found out yesterday that is.... Layheehoo. #MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay

[ADHD BRAIN EATING ITSELF DURING ETERNITY OF DRAWING INSULIN SYRINGE] I wonder if it's considered cool to use so much insulin in the diabetes community GIRL WITH PERFECT TITS I SAW AT BUC-EE'S TODAY: Ooh, 100 units! You must be 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓊𝓁𝒾𝓃 𝓇𝑒𝓈𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓃𝓉! [RUNNING HER FINGER DOWN MY JAW] ME: well, uh, heh-

You're right, reddit, I should be permanently banned for quoting Alex Jones in the @knowledgefight.bsky.social subreddit. thanks

Thank You Very Much Ma'am 3

Female Boss And Bold Underling Go On Business Trip North Of Tokyo And Get Put In The Same Twin Room Because Of Their Company Trying To Save Money. Reiko Kobayakawa

damn, used to have to poke a bunch of Armos statues to find one of these, now they're everywhere