Ghislaine Maxwell dictating the terms of her testimony to Congress? Well, I guess the #GOP IS used to taking their orders from a pedophile.

THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones) WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere. SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

there's still an ongoing genocide in palestine amerikkka is in the midst of a vast fash ethnic cleansing project there are too many weeks of winter sads left please do not expose me to kid rock today

give me the ferments and free my soul I’m only eatin yogurt at the super bowl I’m RFK

somebody go on LiveJournal and tell GRRM what a good job he's done with Dunk & Egg. I never thought it would be good to hear the Game of Thrones theme again after the fat turd the previous showrunners laid on it (as shown in episode 1) but it has been shined up and redeemed (as shown in episode 4)

It doesn’t get any more disgusting than this.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.

HAPPENING NOW: DHS just expedited Liam Conejo Ramos' asylum hearing to this morning, meaning it's possible the five-year-old and his family could be deported as soon as today. Rep. Joaquin Castro: "The Trump administration is trying to take him away again." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

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Genre that needs to exist: People getting on video calls with their MAGA parents and saying that the measles ridden baby prison and all these Epstein files finally convinced them: they're MAGA now too! They put on the hat! And then no matter the parents' reactions they say "jk can you imagine"

Kamala Harris: [slams pussy in car door] Harris Fans: Masterful gambit, madam

Loot that drops after defeating me: - $10 - sleeveless t-shirt with PROPERTY OF HAZARD LABORATORIES UNIVERSITY OF CRYPTOZOOLOGY ATHLETICS printed on it - Super Mario Bros. 2 instruction manual - (1% chance) Reins of the Celestial Golden Stag

it occurs to me that yelling at politicians on social media and expecting it to matter is about as effective as yelling at the Showbiz Pizza animatronics about how the bathroom needs cleaning

Mr. Jameson, with AI you can bring YOURSELF pictures of Spider-Man... and some of them can be, shall we say, quite risqué?

How can someone have all this and be unhappy

hey sorry but young people dont read your editorials and never will. alright have a good one.

Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara. What is she hiding?

This is also the backstory of Cascada's "Evacuate the Dancefloor"

And people told me an arcade was an unwinnable financial prospect

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of January!

TMZ should buy Spider-Man an apartment in the city, and once that's in the news they should let him know they got him a second real apartment because the first one will be beset by villains all the time, and TMZ will make money with the footage from it

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

my mom is the person I would send this to in order to appreciate it but she up and died on me so I need all the oldschool #Zelda heads to appreciate this interaction for her

how come nobody ever dies from a nice thing that happens to them oh, my uncle died, yeah, he was at a work thing and weird al was so polite to him that he passed away peacefully

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Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

Let's check in on how Melania (2026) is stacking up against the Taylor Swift documentary (October 2025) Surely if Melania had "the biggest opening for a documentary in a decade!" it must be surpassing the Taylor Swift doc from just a few months ago:

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN BE INTERVIEWED BY CHOTINER YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOUR ANSWERS WILL NOT PUBLICLY REVEAL MORALLY QUESTIONABLE THINGS ABOUT YOU YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, NO ONE WILL LAUGH AT YOUR SELF-INFLICTED MISFORTUNE

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Are any politicians running on a platform of finally banning teargas? Like, that shit is banned for use in warfare but it seems like everyone is okay with it being lobbed at citizens on a regular basis.

Such is the outrage in Denmark over both Trump’s desire for Greenland and disparaging remarks about NATO that one of the country’s leading newspapers devoted their Saturday front and plenty of room inside to the bios of all 44 Danes slain during NATO missions in support of the US

was epstein uniquely responsible for evil or is he just the one obscenely wealthy person whose emails we're getting to read

Stop calling us names or we'll keep killing you.

note to national Democrats: you can do this too when you have the majority there is nothing stopping court expansion other than norms that have long since become obsolete in the face of a radical, out of control majority currently enabling a fascist lunatic

A cabal of pedophiles conspired to destroy the US government from within by seeding fascist ideas into online forums, spreading conspiracy theories about the opposition based on their own actions, and devised an alternative currency to upend the global economy. Now they run the US government and CBS

hey pedophiles: knock it off!

This is why there are more people in the streets with each passing day. That’s the problem with indiscriminate cruelty. When anyone is a target, everyone will oppose you.

I'm hoping these Epstein docs reveal that the Bored Ape Yacht Club was yet another thing with Epstein at its core

it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend

For Liam.

Anatomy of a pants-poo

ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down? JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable. ME: Huh? EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ? ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down. EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain