SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO Oh she HATED his guts

there are some ladies on here with some large breasts please be careful everyone

Are you anxious or are you simply correctly assessing the numerous threats

When things go horribly right.

The room darkens around the edges. The air turns cold; you can see your breath. Something in you knows: The Grim Reaper is here. He is standing next to your bed. He is your friend. He helps keep you cool and relaxed while you sleep. You smile, snuggling into your blanket. What a nice guy.

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

hey @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social, next time you're on Make Some Noise or Game Changer and you have a soapbox moment, how about a request for the @dropout.tv fans on reddit to stop being insane assholes all the time and just chill out

There’s simply no evidence that leftists are the cause for the Democrats’ losses, despite the decade plus of hysterical assertions.

making up a guy to get mad at, i see

Continuous suicidal ideation voice: Might as well treat myself to a second mug of chicken broth ☺️

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

Ghislaine Maxwell dictating the terms of her testimony to Congress? Well, I guess the #GOP IS used to taking their orders from a pedophile.

THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones) WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere. SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

there's still an ongoing genocide in palestine amerikkka is in the midst of a vast fash ethnic cleansing project there are too many weeks of winter sads left please do not expose me to kid rock today

give me the ferments and free my soul I’m only eatin yogurt at the super bowl I’m RFK

somebody go on LiveJournal and tell GRRM what a good job he's done with Dunk & Egg. I never thought it would be good to hear the Game of Thrones theme again after the fat turd the previous showrunners laid on it (as shown in episode 1) but it has been shined up and redeemed (as shown in episode 4)

It doesn’t get any more disgusting than this.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.

HAPPENING NOW: DHS just expedited Liam Conejo Ramos' asylum hearing to this morning, meaning it's possible the five-year-old and his family could be deported as soon as today. Rep. Joaquin Castro: "The Trump administration is trying to take him away again." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

#ブラッキーの日 ブラッキーと梅🌸

Genre that needs to exist: People getting on video calls with their MAGA parents and saying that the measles ridden baby prison and all these Epstein files finally convinced them: they're MAGA now too! They put on the hat! And then no matter the parents' reactions they say "jk can you imagine"

Kamala Harris: [slams pussy in car door] Harris Fans: Masterful gambit, madam

Loot that drops after defeating me: - $10 - sleeveless t-shirt with PROPERTY OF HAZARD LABORATORIES UNIVERSITY OF CRYPTOZOOLOGY ATHLETICS printed on it - Super Mario Bros. 2 instruction manual - (1% chance) Reins of the Celestial Golden Stag

it occurs to me that yelling at politicians on social media and expecting it to matter is about as effective as yelling at the Showbiz Pizza animatronics about how the bathroom needs cleaning

Mr. Jameson, with AI you can bring YOURSELF pictures of Spider-Man... and some of them can be, shall we say, quite risqué?

How can someone have all this and be unhappy

hey sorry but young people dont read your editorials and never will. alright have a good one.

Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara. What is she hiding?

This is also the backstory of Cascada's "Evacuate the Dancefloor"

And people told me an arcade was an unwinnable financial prospect

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of January!

TMZ should buy Spider-Man an apartment in the city, and once that's in the news they should let him know they got him a second real apartment because the first one will be beset by villains all the time, and TMZ will make money with the footage from it

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

my mom is the person I would send this to in order to appreciate it but she up and died on me so I need all the oldschool #Zelda heads to appreciate this interaction for her

how come nobody ever dies from a nice thing that happens to them oh, my uncle died, yeah, he was at a work thing and weird al was so polite to him that he passed away peacefully

thank you for sharing this! printable version with alt text

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

Let's check in on how Melania (2026) is stacking up against the Taylor Swift documentary (October 2025) Surely if Melania had "the biggest opening for a documentary in a decade!" it must be surpassing the Taylor Swift doc from just a few months ago:

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN BE INTERVIEWED BY CHOTINER YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOUR ANSWERS WILL NOT PUBLICLY REVEAL MORALLY QUESTIONABLE THINGS ABOUT YOU YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, NO ONE WILL LAUGH AT YOUR SELF-INFLICTED MISFORTUNE

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Are any politicians running on a platform of finally banning teargas? Like, that shit is banned for use in warfare but it seems like everyone is okay with it being lobbed at citizens on a regular basis.

Such is the outrage in Denmark over both Trump’s desire for Greenland and disparaging remarks about NATO that one of the country’s leading newspapers devoted their Saturday front and plenty of room inside to the bios of all 44 Danes slain during NATO missions in support of the US