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Twitter may be naught but a half-buried Ozymandian visage nowadays, but it did allow me to reclaim a bunch of fan art that I had posted over there that was lost when my hard drive died over the summer. Here's a thread of them in no particular order:
over 2 years ago
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🌴Jeff🌴
about 5 hours ago
Ghislaine Maxwell dictating the terms of her testimony to Congress? Well, I guess the
#GOP
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Tuffy
1 day ago
THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
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quinoa joaquin
1 day ago
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones) WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere. SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
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Cosmos Lionheart
1 day ago
there's still an ongoing genocide in palestine amerikkka is in the midst of a vast fash ethnic cleansing project there are too many weeks of winter sads left please do not expose me to kid rock today
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Same Sad Echo
1 day ago
give me the ferments and free my soul I’m only eatin yogurt at the super bowl I’m RFK
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somebody go on LiveJournal and tell GRRM what a good job he's done with Dunk & Egg. I never thought it would be good to hear the Game of Thrones theme again after the fat turd the previous showrunners laid on it (as shown in episode 1) but it has been shined up and redeemed (as shown in episode 4)
2 days ago
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Ron Filipkowski
2 days ago
It doesn’t get any more disgusting than this.
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Katie Mack
3 days ago
GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Scott Patrick, PhD
3 days ago
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
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skippyrook
5 days ago
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Jen Bendery
4 days ago
HAPPENING NOW: DHS just expedited Liam Conejo Ramos' asylum hearing to this morning, meaning it's possible the five-year-old and his family could be deported as soon as today. Rep. Joaquin Castro: "The Trump administration is trying to take him away again."
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
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Five-Year-Old Liam Ramos Is In His Asylum Hearing Right Now
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-theatens-trevor-noah-grammys-bad-bunny-slams-ice_n_698071c1e4b0926bfc469acd/liveblog_69863772e4b0ddd0303360a9
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chisa
4 days ago
#ブラッキーの日
ブラッキーと梅🌸
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Genre that needs to exist: People getting on video calls with their MAGA parents and saying that the measles ridden baby prison and all these Epstein files finally convinced them: they're MAGA now too! They put on the hat! And then no matter the parents' reactions they say "jk can you imagine"
4 days ago
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Guillotine Hunger Force
5 days ago
Kamala Harris: [slams pussy in car door] Harris Fans: Masterful gambit, madam
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Loot that drops after defeating me: - $10 - sleeveless t-shirt with PROPERTY OF HAZARD LABORATORIES UNIVERSITY OF CRYPTOZOOLOGY ATHLETICS printed on it - Super Mario Bros. 2 instruction manual - (1% chance) Reins of the Celestial Golden Stag
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4 days ago
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it occurs to me that yelling at politicians on social media and expecting it to matter is about as effective as yelling at the Showbiz Pizza animatronics about how the bathroom needs cleaning
4 days ago
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Bill Corbett
5 days ago
Mr. Jameson, with AI you can bring YOURSELF pictures of Spider-Man... and some of them can be, shall we say, quite risqué?
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weeder
5 days ago
How can someone have all this and be unhappy
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6 days ago
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horse massacre
6 days ago
hey sorry but young people dont read your editorials and never will. alright have a good one.
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Beth 💜
7 days ago
Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara. What is she hiding?
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This is also the backstory of Cascada's "Evacuate the Dancefloor"
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6 days ago
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And people told me an arcade was an unwinnable financial prospect
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6 days ago
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WeRateDogs
7 days ago
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of January!
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TMZ should buy Spider-Man an apartment in the city, and once that's in the news they should let him know they got him a second real apartment because the first one will be beset by villains all the time, and TMZ will make money with the footage from it
7 days ago
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Ennui Cryptid (shot with the Havana Syndrome gun)
7 days ago
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Better Things Are Possible
7 days ago
[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
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my mom is the person I would send this to in order to appreciate it but she up and died on me so I need all the oldschool
#Zelda
heads to appreciate this interaction for her
7 days ago
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how come nobody ever dies from a nice thing that happens to them oh, my uncle died, yeah, he was at a work thing and weird al was so polite to him that he passed away peacefully
7 days ago
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Sage Divinorum 🏳️⚧️
7 days ago
thank you for sharing this! printable version with alt text
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Tim Onion
8 days ago
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
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Jay W
9 days ago
Let's check in on how Melania (2026) is stacking up against the Taylor Swift documentary (October 2025) Surely if Melania had "the biggest opening for a documentary in a decade!" it must be surpassing the Taylor Swift doc from just a few months ago:
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toilet bones
8 days ago
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN BE INTERVIEWED BY CHOTINER YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOUR ANSWERS WILL NOT PUBLICLY REVEAL MORALLY QUESTIONABLE THINGS ABOUT YOU YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, NO ONE WILL LAUGH AT YOUR SELF-INFLICTED MISFORTUNE
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Jorts (and Jean)
8 days ago
It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
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Johan Nohr
9 days ago
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Kory Bing 🔜 ECCC 11120
9 days ago
Are any politicians running on a platform of finally banning teargas? Like, that shit is banned for use in warfare but it seems like everyone is okay with it being lobbed at citizens on a regular basis.
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Ishaan Tharoor
9 days ago
Such is the outrage in Denmark over both Trump’s desire for Greenland and disparaging remarks about NATO that one of the country’s leading newspapers devoted their Saturday front and plenty of room inside to the bios of all 44 Danes slain during NATO missions in support of the US
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Mickey Kuhns
8 days ago
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innes mck
9 days ago
was epstein uniquely responsible for evil or is he just the one obscenely wealthy person whose emails we're getting to read
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Bradley P. Moss
9 days ago
Stop calling us names or we'll keep killing you.
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Micah
9 days ago
note to national Democrats: you can do this too when you have the majority there is nothing stopping court expansion other than norms that have long since become obsolete in the face of a radical, out of control majority currently enabling a fascist lunatic
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jack 🌹🇪🇺
9 days ago
A cabal of pedophiles conspired to destroy the US government from within by seeding fascist ideas into online forums, spreading conspiracy theories about the opposition based on their own actions, and devised an alternative currency to upend the global economy. Now they run the US government and CBS
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9 days ago
hey pedophiles: knock it off!
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K. Long
9 days ago
This is why there are more people in the streets with each passing day. That’s the problem with indiscriminate cruelty. When anyone is a target, everyone will oppose you.
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I'm hoping these Epstein docs reveal that the Bored Ape Yacht Club was yet another thing with Epstein at its core
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andy™
10 days ago
it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
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Wilfredo Torres
11 days ago
For Liam.
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John Pontoon, dissident rando
10 days ago
Anatomy of a pants-poo
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ceej
10 days ago
ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down? JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable. ME: Huh? EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ? ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down. EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
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