Whether it’s Barack Obama being the editor of Harvard Law Review or Donald Trump narrowly passing a cognitive test used to detect dementia, there’s plenty of serious intellectual accomplishments on both sides of the aisle.

Server at the Sichuan restaurant to the kitchen when some NYU parents walk in

Sheeeee--------it.

I think Gregg Allman just tried to sell me some Crown Royal.

We had congressional hearings when parents just suspected heavy metal was leading some kids to suicide.

No idea if Dominic Calvert-Lewin is a good guy, but just noticed in the SUNvLEE game: After coming off and finding his seat, made direct eye contact and said a genuine “thank you” as a trainer handed him a water bottle. Granted this is not a monumental feat; you just don’t see many pros do that.

when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal

Is there a word that correspondents love more than “tranche”?

There isn't a single problem "solved" by edtech that couldn't be fixed with smaller classes led by well-paid teachers given real academic freedom

Rampant grade inflation has made it too easy for weak students to graduate from Ivy League schools. by Jared Kushner and RFK Jr.

At first, it’s funny, then you realize that the guy who feels empowered to lecture us about health, and is unqualified for his job, can’t do one proper pullup.

Dear YouTube; I don’t need a tactical hoodie. Thanks though.

Will remember this when I consider my next car purchase.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

And that’s how Calvin got a degree in physics at OU

Faking injury to try to avoid a red card should add an additional game to your suspension.

Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.

I know they're losing but this seems a bit extreme

I don’t think dogs appreciate us getting their eye boogs as much as they should. Otherwise they’re ok.

Anything happen today?

I’ve long said this is the perfect pop song “How Soon Is Now” a close second.

Very specific, but yes.

Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide

And Mamdani played him like a fiddle. 🎻

If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...

Because the other correspondents didn’t walk out immediately.

Live your life so that @pablo.show 's fact-checker doesn't have occasion to contact you.

Today I learned that disabled folks get a special bathroom key in the UK that universally opens special toilets. And I love this concept.

She got me there….

Good Lord….

Next week LinkedIn will use your personal data for AI training by automatically enabling permissions. To manually turn off go to: Settings ➡️ Data Privacy ➡️ under “How LinkedIn uses your data” click “Data for Generative AI improvement” ➡️ toggle off

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

The “oh well he was in the military, of course he’s racist” type arguments are getting on my nerves, condescending bullshit from people who have no idea how big and diverse the military is

If you say “dadgum” and you’re not Roy Williams or Ted Lasso, GTFOOH.

The story is so illustrative of guys who have even minor success in one area thinking that they know everything about everything.

Bill Bradley was right all along. This sucks.

Police officers who publicly declare that they’ll quit if a mayoral candidate they dislike wins the election are (1) usually bluffing—sure buddy, toss away that paycheck and pension—and (2) exactly the sort of cops cities would be better off without, ones who don’t see themselves as public servants.

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This is awesome

Miss that court, which will always be Goat Park. Wake up Dems, and get behind this guy.

Challenge coins have always been dumb, sorry.

Dems, take notes.

Attention all press, any statement that begins with "as you know" is an invite to fact-check in real time. It's a BS rhetorical trick that you're negligent if you allow.

If you ever feel imposter syndrome, just look at Pete Hegseth and know that you are 10x better at your job than he is.

George Hardy, last of the Tuskegee Airmen's World War II combat pilots, dies at 100

There’s a VERY old guy in a Wake Forest hat (from back when they were still aligned with the Southern Baptists…) at the Durham Pride festival with his granddaughter. All politics is local.

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.