Cuomo: Mamdani "gave the finger to the Columbus Day statue—that's what we call a DISGRAZIATO." (turns to Sliwa) "Do you know what that means?"

Finding myself listening to Fall Out Boy. Because it's Fall and I want to go out, boy 😏🍂

I had to do a group project and presentation in college with this guy, literally. Love that he's making weird music 🪩

George was just trying to get to work. ICE pepper-sprayed him, dragged him from his car, locked him in a detention center, and placed him on suicide watch. He even missed his young daughter’s birthday in the process. This man is a veteran and American citizen. Don't look away.

Medill School of Journalism is awfully quiet about the full on fascist assault against journalists in its own backyard. (Then again, Dean Whitaker has played his part in trying to punish journalists himself for allegedly obstructing police...)

Another one for the "marketing is evil" and "I hate it here" files: According to this article, per a survey in 2021, only 42% of people realized that Lay's chips are made of potatoes. www.fastcompany.com/91417001/lay...

Took 3.5 hours but I made the America's Test Kitchen ratatouille recipe❗

So Remy the rat has synesthesia huh

Mushrooms. Is there anything they can't do?

I shouldn't have thought I could steep two cups of different teas at concurrently without getting the timing mixed up. Hubris.

ok this breakdown of AI writing indicators is incredible. Huge shout-out to the Wikipedia community for this

When are they going to come out with a Maroon 6?

I cannot express how wild this quote is. This is a top tech analyst at a well-regarded firm saying that there is not enough capital to actually pay for all the stuff that NVIDIA and OpenAI has promised. It is so important that everybody realizes that *there is not enough money to do this*

(Coldplay voice) Para para cetamol

"There's reason to believe maybe this fiscal year will be better than the last" - Accounting Crows

A guy on tik tok onside kicks into random things

Confession: I had a Yoo-hoo 😞 and I might eventually have 11 more

I actually think it’s good when deeply offputting users have horrible AI avatars. its the 2025 version of this

feel like pure shit just want him back

As an old who survived the 80s when many many did not: These fascist freaks are perfectly serious and now, like then, we will not let them win.

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

Paw paw season 👏

Here is a report on this that doesn’t require users to enter an email address to read. truthout.org/articles/new...

If you've been contacted by law enforcement over social media posts re Tyler Robinson, text me securely via Signal at 202-510-1268

This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.

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Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

Bluesky has too many people with masters degrees posting "kush got me feeling like the Irish Alf"

We hate getting old and we hate dying. Can't please us.

Antique malls are overrun with 3-D printed crap

As a native Texan, whenever I go to Texas Roadhouse I should get a discount

Hiking around the lake yesterday and could hear a party boat where the white girls knew ALL the words to that Kid Rock/Sheryl Crow song

Maple cinnamon pawpaw steel-cut oatmeal yogurt bowl 🥄 I would have paid $15 bucks at least at a restaurant for this!

Stop telling me I'm popular!!! (Google Maps subtweet)

This part

I would like to eat a turkey egg

I kinda like the idea of blessing and even transubstantiating Gatorade, especially the mountain ice flavor

Happy fucking Friday. I'm very full of fruit snacks. #t1d

Crazy these things can be venomous

me when i hear SWIFT and get excited.

Don't talk to me until I've had my 'Merica Big Sipz Jug

Those feels when you’re overstimulated but crime is still illegal for your income bracket

Local Bob FM radio station just played It's Still Rock and Roll to Me by Billy Joel, then Blurry by Puddle of Mudd. Mad lads.

Been doing this shit for 27 years. The CGM makes it better but still. I'M TIRED.

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Last Exit To Springfield, Marge vs The Monorail, Homer Loves Flanders, Cape Feare, Itchy & Scratch Land, Bart Gets An Elephant, Homie The Clown, Lemon of Troy, You Only Move Twice and Who Shot Mr. Burns.

she is a goddess