Jonny
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Lapsed anthropologist, poorly dressed film maker & Northumbrian separatist.
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the cup final edit and remix. Always wanted to cut to this track and it just seemed to fit so well. Hope you enjoy and let me know what you think...
youtu.be/AvlJ3NPcZE8?...
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Pulp - Sunrise (7 Decade Dawn NUFC Remix)
YouTube video by Fresh Slice Films
https://youtu.be/AvlJ3NPcZE8?si=BElNoBOA5gEGqy5i
11 months ago
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In a way it's good. Got a shit load of work to do next week, can't afford to be watching highlights and listening to podcasts about a win I've been waiting over 30 years for. Open top bus when we finally win at Anfield?
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2 days ago
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have dropped 50 points to Liverpool from winning positions in the premier league era. What's the level above a bogey team?
2 days ago
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Watched us lose to Liverpool so many times over the years and every single time it feels like we manage to lose in a different way...
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2 days ago
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Chris Waugh
2 days ago
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#NUFC
. Gordon!
#NUFC
#LFC
#LIVNEW
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'Hey Elon, put your phone down it's lunchtime on Christmas Day. Who you messaging anyway?'
3 days ago
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Memecastle United FC
3 days ago
UP NEXT:
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Paul Wentworth NUFC
3 days ago
After we beat Qarabag... we could meet Chelsea followed by Liverpool, then Man City before beating Arsenal in the final. This is no different than winning the league Cup folks ....
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Is Azerbaijan ready for Jason Tindall? Do they have a plan in place for a guy like that turning up?
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3 days ago
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Highest placed pot 4 team (Gala in 20th next best), only spurs and Sporting from pot 3 above us in the final standings...decent.
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4 days ago
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Kev Lawson
5 days ago
Made up for the lad.
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HTE Sports
5 days ago
QUE ISSO? GOLEIRO TRUBIN, DO BENFICA, FEZ GOL NO REAL MADRID Benfica 4x2 Real Madrid
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A point away to the European champions and a good performance is about as much as I hoped for tonight. Playoffs always felt likely, if it's Monaco that's a lovely little away trip for the fans!
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5 days ago
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Amy Devlin
5 days ago
Gooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaal Willockinhooooooooo!!!
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Judging by the radio comms Ramsey is having his best game for us. Hopefully finding his feet.
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5 days ago
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So happy for willock
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5 days ago
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Playing away to the European champions with your manager on shrooms. Could only be
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Get into them!
#hwtl
5 days ago
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Amy Devlin
6 days ago
For the new
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fans coming through, I run a fan account for the lasses team posting updates, live blobs of the matches and lots more - come say hello!
@howaythelasses.bsky.social
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
6 days ago
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John Milton
6 days ago
"18 rashers of bacon and a Jack Daniels." Over to you,
@worflags.org.uk
😆
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The real quiz
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7 days ago
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A lot of money spent on forwards who struggle to hit the target let alone score...
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8 days ago
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True Faith: Newcastle United Podcast
8 days ago
Wissa keeps his place while Bruno misses out as expected - a strong team nonetheless, Burn and Osula return to the bench 💪💪 HOWAY EDDIE’S CHAMPIONS LEAGUE CHASING MAGS!! ⚫️⚪️
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Newcastle United
8 days ago
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Good or bad omen
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?
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8 days ago
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Good Trailcams
8 days ago
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Good Trailcams
8 days ago
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Miles Grant
9 days ago
This is about immigration enforcement like Montgomery was about transit policy
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ceej
10 days ago
Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property
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youtu.be/Jpq7KbYIvVw?...
Match Cam from Wednesday...
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A BIG UCL WIN ✨ Match Cam 🎥 Newcastle United 3 PSV 0
YouTube video by Newcastle United
https://youtu.be/Jpq7KbYIvVw?si=D_eYd9fNSYTdt4hy
10 days ago
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Razor
10 days ago
I absolutely hate to do this and have never done it before. I'm just really struggling for what else to do. If anyone feels able to contribute anything to help me out, you have no idea how much it would mean to me. Hopefully everyone here knows by now I'm not a grifter.
gofund.me/f6140961d
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Ronan D. Donnellan
10 days ago
Big surge in
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follows. Thanks for those. If you're a refugee from X, you're very welcome. I've never regretted leaving it for a second. Don't forget to repost hashtagged stuff though. I regularly see great posts with 30 likes & 1 reskeet. It's reposting that really grows our community on here
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Very rarely close games against villa, either way on Sunday, somebody's getting gubbed.
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10 days ago
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Sam-I-Am
11 days ago
I feel it’s that time again. To all new
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fans on here, here’s a starter pack to follow fellow Toons ⚫️⚪️ I manage the pack each month with those I engage with. They’re a fun bunch 🤪
go.bsky.app/R25rSzm
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Newcastle United
12 days ago
#UCL
action under the lights at St. James’ Park ✨
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Good time to maybe put your spare cash into uranium and plutonium mines. Reckon a fair few nations will be wanting to 'join the club' in the coming months and years and there's only so much to go around!
14 days ago
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Dour stuff but I thought we'd lose today. Ross Wilson has a couple of weeks to earn his corn and bring in some players to make us better.
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15 days ago
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As expected really. We aren't at the level of city, arsenal, l'pool. We can beat them but not with so many defensive injuries and attacking players out of form after playing 220mins in the last 6 days
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20 days ago
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let's not kid ourselves, semenyo is not the difference between these two teams...#nufc
20 days ago
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might be usual pre match pessimism but unless city have a real stinker i can't see us getting anything to cling on to out of tonight... but there does seem to be quite a lot of optimism about...
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20 days ago
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Premier League
22 days ago
Majestic from Bruno Guimaraes ✨ @NUFC
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watched the highlights from last night a bunch now and what on earth did the groundsman put on the pitch before KO? WD40? all their goals came from our players slipping on their arse.
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25 days ago
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Premier League News
26 days ago
Leeds United against Newcastle tonight is only the sixth time ever that a side has taken the lead on three separate occasions in a Premier League match but gone on to lose, and first since Leeds again against Tottenham Hotspur in November 2022. (Opta)
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Been on the wrong end of a few of those this season. Gonna enjoy this one. Hope that lifted King Kev and his families mood.
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26 days ago
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot
26 days ago
I recommend submitting a complaint.
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Has anyone ever seen Hansi Flick and Jacob Isaac's in the same room?
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27 days ago
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Palace faded badly in the second half, depth of
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squad helped us, as a few players (Hall, Gordon & Murphy) had poor games by their standards. Miley, Schar and Thiaw outstanding. Great win, ok performance. Leeds will be tough.
29 days ago
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Not a pretty performance by any stretch but points are all that matters. Beating the teams around us is what will keep us up.
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about 1 month ago
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'Arrival fallacy' - a sense of emptiness or lack of motivation despite external success. Has winning the league cup in March impacted
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negatively this season? What lands are left to conquer for players and staff after doing the impossible?
about 1 month ago
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Matt Binder
about 1 month ago
www.youtube.com/live/E3wkDOs...
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Home Alone Joe Pesci Christmas Yule Log
YouTube video by Matt Binder
https://www.youtube.com/live/E3wkDOsMuZs?si=nFou-j0elO2zQ4uV
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'Tis the day to say 'I might just put this dishwasher on...'
about 1 month ago
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