In a way it's good. Got a shit load of work to do next week, can't afford to be watching highlights and listening to podcasts about a win I've been waiting over 30 years for. Open top bus when we finally win at Anfield? #nufc

#nufc have dropped 50 points to Liverpool from winning positions in the premier league era. What's the level above a bogey team?

Watched us lose to Liverpool so many times over the years and every single time it feels like we manage to lose in a different way... #nufc

1-0 #NUFC. Gordon! #NUFC #LFC #LIVNEW

'Hey Elon, put your phone down it's lunchtime on Christmas Day. Who you messaging anyway?'

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After we beat Qarabag... we could meet Chelsea followed by Liverpool, then Man City before beating Arsenal in the final. This is no different than winning the league Cup folks .... #NUFC

Is Azerbaijan ready for Jason Tindall? Do they have a plan in place for a guy like that turning up? #nufc

Highest placed pot 4 team (Gala in 20th next best), only spurs and Sporting from pot 3 above us in the final standings...decent. #nufc

Made up for the lad. #nufc

QUE ISSO? GOLEIRO TRUBIN, DO BENFICA, FEZ GOL NO REAL MADRID Benfica 4x2 Real Madrid

A point away to the European champions and a good performance is about as much as I hoped for tonight. Playoffs always felt likely, if it's Monaco that's a lovely little away trip for the fans! #nufc

Gooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaal Willockinhooooooooo!!! #NUFC

Judging by the radio comms Ramsey is having his best game for us. Hopefully finding his feet. #nufc

So happy for willock #nufc

Playing away to the European champions with your manager on shrooms. Could only be #nufc Get into them! #hwtl

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A lot of money spent on forwards who struggle to hit the target let alone score... #nufc

Wissa keeps his place while Bruno misses out as expected - a strong team nonetheless, Burn and Osula return to the bench 💪💪 HOWAY EDDIE’S CHAMPIONS LEAGUE CHASING MAGS!! ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC | #NEWAVL

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Good or bad omen #nufc ?

This is about immigration enforcement like Montgomery was about transit policy

Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property

youtu.be/Jpq7KbYIvVw?... Match Cam from Wednesday...

I absolutely hate to do this and have never done it before. I'm just really struggling for what else to do. If anyone feels able to contribute anything to help me out, you have no idea how much it would mean to me. Hopefully everyone here knows by now I'm not a grifter. gofund.me/f6140961d

Big surge in #NUFC follows. Thanks for those. If you're a refugee from X, you're very welcome. I've never regretted leaving it for a second. Don't forget to repost hashtagged stuff though. I regularly see great posts with 30 likes & 1 reskeet. It's reposting that really grows our community on here

Very rarely close games against villa, either way on Sunday, somebody's getting gubbed. #nufc

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#UCL action under the lights at St. James’ Park ✨

Good time to maybe put your spare cash into uranium and plutonium mines. Reckon a fair few nations will be wanting to 'join the club' in the coming months and years and there's only so much to go around!

Dour stuff but I thought we'd lose today. Ross Wilson has a couple of weeks to earn his corn and bring in some players to make us better. #nufc

As expected really. We aren't at the level of city, arsenal, l'pool. We can beat them but not with so many defensive injuries and attacking players out of form after playing 220mins in the last 6 days #nufc

let's not kid ourselves, semenyo is not the difference between these two teams...#nufc

might be usual pre match pessimism but unless city have a real stinker i can't see us getting anything to cling on to out of tonight... but there does seem to be quite a lot of optimism about... #nufc

Majestic from Bruno Guimaraes ✨ @NUFC

watched the highlights from last night a bunch now and what on earth did the groundsman put on the pitch before KO? WD40? all their goals came from our players slipping on their arse. #nufc

Leeds United against Newcastle tonight is only the sixth time ever that a side has taken the lead on three separate occasions in a Premier League match but gone on to lose, and first since Leeds again against Tottenham Hotspur in November 2022. (Opta)

Been on the wrong end of a few of those this season. Gonna enjoy this one. Hope that lifted King Kev and his families mood. #nufc

I recommend submitting a complaint.

Has anyone ever seen Hansi Flick and Jacob Isaac's in the same room?

Palace faded badly in the second half, depth of #nufc squad helped us, as a few players (Hall, Gordon & Murphy) had poor games by their standards. Miley, Schar and Thiaw outstanding. Great win, ok performance. Leeds will be tough.

Not a pretty performance by any stretch but points are all that matters. Beating the teams around us is what will keep us up. #nufc

'Arrival fallacy' - a sense of emptiness or lack of motivation despite external success. Has winning the league cup in March impacted #nufc negatively this season? What lands are left to conquer for players and staff after doing the impossible?

'Tis the day to say 'I might just put this dishwasher on...'