All that green stuff that surrounds Christ the Redeemer and flows to the west of Rio de Janeiro to my old neighbourhood, Barra da Tijuca, and up north as far as Jacarepaguá is part of the world's largest urban forest: Floresta da Tijuca (Tijuca Forest). 🧵

All that green stuff that surrounds Christ the Redeemer and flows to the west of Rio de Janeiro to my old neighbourhood, Barra da Tijuca, and up north as far as Jacarepaguá is part of the world's largest urban forest: Floresta da Tijuca (Tijuca Forest). 🧵

RED Leader.

Just had to pay for ETAs (visas) for my 2 kids so they can come with me to see their nana. So that's another 'Brexit Benefit', I guess. 😳🔫

Clean sheet, 3 points, 7th in the table, Miley getting the armband, all 3 forwards scoring... And yet. And yet I woke up this morning convinced we were robbed of a clear pen. #nufc

Stranger things have happened 🤞 #nufc

A good night’s work from the lads - a 3-0 win over a tidy and technical PSV side in the Champion League shouldn’t be sniffed at. Hopefully a confidence builder ahead of Villa on Sunday. Hopefully Bruno is okay 🙏 The support for Elanga was excellent - top class and says who we are. Brilliant. 🏁

Mad that 5 of the top 8 are English clubs given how, erm, erratic, the league has been.

Strap yourself in and enjoy the wildest thread I've seen on here. 🤯

Quote and actor on the wrong film: "I'm your Huckleberry."

The words of the most powerful man on Earth. The stuff of a 12 year old.

God. I miss that Tripps/Miggy right flank...

1st half, wet and greasy, keeper punching easy catches... Have some shots. Get the ball bouncing and skidding around in front of him. Seems like a fairly obvious decision to make.

Matthew's managed to thoroughly depress me (but that's for after today's fixture). Into them, lads. 3 away points por favor, muchas gracias. Also, there's a very canny book review that I can highly recommend. Ahem. #nufc

I don't know what makes me think this, but I've got a sneaking suspicion that the USA will miraculously reach the semi-finals. FIFA and Trump are as corrupt as each other. Who's to say USA don't win? #fuckFIFA

Lendas!

Really lads? That's the name we're going with?

This dude is intense and correct

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Barnes on to play his 90 millionth minute in two days.

Seeing Hall pocket Doku all half has been wonderful.

Absolutely honking. #ShoveThe4thRoundDrawUpYourArse

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Third round of the FAC tomorrow - Saturday at 3pm and at home. A packed SJP. A pint of two with your pals before and after. It’ll be cold and raw. English football at its absolute best. We are blessed.

A couple of years ago I'd have said this was utterly insane behaviour. In 2026 I'll label it as 'mildly wild'.

Important to remember there are *a lot* of this type of American. In fact, the vast majority that I have met on my travels have been like these two.

Gonna be mad when he's lining up alongside Mason 😳 #FootballingDynastyl

This is a very fine read from a Leeds fan.

The pits.

Saw a Leeds lad on the other place suggesting Joelinton should have been sent off for... Swearing at the ref (after his yellow). Begging a red for being a bit mean to the ref is a bit... Weak? Desperate? Pathetic? Aye, all of those.

The most telling thing about this disgusting affair, is that it isn't even remotely being treated as a 'crisis' by the administration. "She rammed him, he shot her, moving on...". Heads should roll. Heads. Should. Roll.

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Oh, and just to give you all a giggle. This was the game week I decided to make Thiaw my captain. AND I USED MY TRIPLE CAPTAIN. Cheers, Malik.

Inject it, or whatever the 2026 equivalent is.

Why did nobody else celebrate Joelinton's goal? He scored, hesitated, then went if to celebrate but no other nufc player seemed to realise he'd scored. Or did it just look like that on TV?

32 - Newcastle 0-1 Leeds United 36 - Newcastle 1-1 Leeds United 45+5 - Newcastle 1-2 Leeds United 54 - Newcastle 2-2 Leeds United 79 - Newcastle 2-3 Leeds United 90+1 - Newcastle 3-3 Leeds United 90+12 - Newcastle 4-3 Leeds United What a game

You score 3? We'll score 4. That one's for you Kev 👑

Game of the season. Leeds must be sick 🤭

Exceptional game of footy, that.

Keep the faith.

Honestly, I think we're winning this. Up the fucking Mags.

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MATCHDAY!! Another massive clash under the lights as we welcome Leeds to St. James' Park, an opportunity to make it 3 wins on the bounce and continue our ascent up the Premier League 📈 How do you see this one going? #NUFC | #NEWLEE

These ghouls have now been shown that they can do whatever they want. Greenland? Cuba? Canada? Panama? Nowhere is safe.

Aah. The annual scrum for sweets from the Magic Kings. #ReyesMagos

Shameful. Whether he's playing well or whether he's struggling, he's one of us. Newcastle is black and white. COME ON YOU MAGGIES 🤍🖤

Trump just issued threats to attack Mexico, Cuba, Colombia, Iran, Venezuela (again), and Greenland (which would be an attack on all of NATO).