Hereditary peers go be removed from the Lords. This is a step in the right direction. The entire chamber should be abolished. There's an argument for a second chamber, but who would it comprise of, on what merits, and how could it be operated impartially, effectively, and without being abused?

The other Barcelona broke black n White hearts last night, too. 1-1 in Ecuador, they best Botafogo 0-1 in Rio. Botafogo slip into the Copa Sulamericana, Barcelona (EQU) go to the quarters.

The obvious-to-anyone-who-was-watching MOTM.

The amount of Barcelona fans in the home end was frustrating & extremely disappointing considering how many #NUFC fans were unable to get tickets If you had any away fans near you pls email [email protected] and copy [email protected] Give as much detail as possible - seat no etc.

Descubre el origen del escudo del Newcastle United, sus símbolos históricos y por qué al club se le conoce como Las Urracas, The Toon y The Geordies

Hey, UEFA, who do you have to pay to get a decent referee around here?

Match preview from Nick Clark ahead of tomorrow’s blue riband game v Barcelona at SJP - #NUFC tf1892.substack.com/p/tf-preview...

I feel like we've been running through treacle for the last 3 months. Every month has been 'season-defining', 2/3 'must-wins' every week. I'm really looking forward to a somewhat gentle run-in.

This is one of those lovely accounts you come across from time to time. A bot that posts a random Brazilian city with a couple of cute pics and a bit of info about it every day. Lovely.

The UK right desperate to be a part of this lunatic's farce. No plan, no clear goals, no endgame, no idea.

Pretty mad that the Geordie black n whites are playing Barcelona in the CL while the Carioca black n whites are playing Barcelona (Ecuador) in the Libertadores at pretty much the exact same time.

Tbf, that loss was (15th in the league) Girona, so they do have a banana skin in them. They're also without Koundé, Gavi, Balde, and de Jong, so there are reasons to be cheerful. But "just mark Pedri" did throw me 😂

Don't panic, lads. My mate's just assured me that Barça aren't playing well (WWWLWW La Liga form) and that "All you have to do is mark Pedri." So there you go. *All* we've got to do to beat Barcelona is to mark Pedri. Cushdy. #nufc

If only there were recent examples of crashing markets that could help us pinpoint who profits from global crises... Honestly... Just WHO will benefit from this shit storm? So hard to know... 🙄

That was shite so I'm watching this instead. youtu.be/dq4Hgh1mpk8?...

Man City players don't get yellow cards for diving then? Got it.

Red has booked 2 x City coaches and Joelinton (who's been on the pitch 10mins). Fuck off

MATCHDAY! 🏁 Huge game tonight at St, James’ Park. Please remember to #BringYourScarf but if you forget to do so, then we have been in this morning to put loads of flags out ready to be waved. Another huge atmosphere needed! Howay the lads!

I've just accidently stolen 6 litres of whole milk from the supermarket and I don't feel a single twang of guilt. This is me sticking it to the man.

Flicked through a video from last night's away end. I heard 2 songs. 1 about Andy Cole 1 about Alan Shearer Weird fuckers.

Says the crazy person with nuclear weapons...

Still trying to figure out how Bruno Fernandes left SJP without a card. Fir players of regular clubs, conceding a pen is a no-brainer yellow. Add to that his continuous descent and it beggars belief.

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

Watch the highlights. Bankes gives a GK and the linesman keeps his flag down. Until...

Can't wait to sit through hours and hours of Man Utd match day vlogs... I predict: a) pre-match arrogance b) these stairs 😫 c) in-match arrogance d) 90mins of complaining about the 'Mag ref' not giving them enough e) "fucking Geordie bastuds" f) heartache and tears. So many glorious tears. #nufc

It is absolutely astounding to me that after 90mins of fouling, time-wasting, conceding a pen and (so, so much) dissent, Bruno Fernandes left SJP without a yellow card to his name. #nufc

Anthony Gordon’s goal from last night was made by Anthony Gordon winning the ball back, Anthony Gordon running with the ball for half the pitch and then Anthony Gordon winning a penalty, which Antony Gordon scored. The record books will show that he “didn’t score from open play though” #nufc

Football should only be watched in (Brazilian) Portuguese. #SoundOn #nufc #golaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaçooooo

Completely unnecessary and very probably very untrue. Why do they feel the need to do it?

What a week to have captained Osula in my FPL team...

Look at my timeline. Compare it with the sheer elation I'm feeling now. This is why we fucking love football.

Surreal, gente. Surreal, mesmo... Que golaço meu Deus.

Tenho que preguntar aos meus seguidores Brasileiros: O gol do Osula foi uma Gol da Placa ou não?

I'm exhausted.

The streets will never forget

Massive that, lads.

Still ok card for Fernandez, ref? Aye, probs reet. Corrupt as fuck.

Unfortunately, that now means that the 5 added has to be a min of 12.

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I JUST SEEN???

Hate when we sit deep but the lads must be fucking knackered.

Here comes THE MURPH. Game on, motherfuckers.

Make it a meme.

Aye ref, yellow for Tripps after Cunha dived. Nice one. Corrupt as fuck.

Nee card, ref? Aye, good call. Corrupt as fuck.

Why the fuck is McGuire have a massive chat with the 4th official, btw?

Such an incredibly stressful game.

Aye, ref, keep your cards in your pocket, mate. Corrupt as fuck.

I am so happy that Lewis Hall is a Newcastle United footballer.

Just thick of Burn, that.

Aye, ref, that's not a yellow. Corrupt as fuck