Fucking hell, how much more coverage of Gordon do I have to see on my socials!? 🤯 #NUFC

Bookies have got Man City at 12/1 for relegation… Means only one thing is coming… Mass points deduction. No wonder why Pep left and Maresca is coming in. They need a Championship manager for the ‘27-28 season 😂

Love it 😂 #NUFC

I’m sure Gordon is getting more coverage than the 🐀 ever did 😂 #NUFC

Good riddance Gordon. Happy to profit on a player who thinks they’re bigger than the club. #NUFC

Villa want Barnes apparently. He’s one player we shouldn’t even think about selling. #NUFC

Taken from Instagram. Proves how shit this season has been. Fed up of the excuses incoming 😂 #NUFC

I know they’re our rivals, but in all seriousness, getting promoted to the PL in his first season, brings in all sorts of players, gets them to work together, pulls off some great shocks and qualifies for the Europa League… Hats off to Régis Le Bris.

Really do feel for West Ham. Shame we won last week...

17 defeats. Newcastle United have lost the same amount of games this season as Steve Bruce managed in '20/'21.

I don't have faith in Howe to turn things around next season. #NUFC

I have said since the start of the year, we're finishing in the bottom 10. What I didn't expect was Sunderland fighting for a European spot! I mean, this has been a very SHIT season for us and I don't see it improving next season either. #NUFC

Off to Slam Dunk today! 😎🤘🏼 #SlamDunk

So Schar is being offered a new deal… I mean, he’s a great CB for us when fit, but he is 34 and we do need his replacement in this summer too. Next thing will be Burn being offered a new deal next summer too. Thought we were meant to move forwards as a club, no? #NUFC

What’s the best the Man City charges are coming, following Pep’s exit? 🤔

Not bad for Cambridge 😎

Looks like Tuchel doesn’t want England to do well this summer.

What’s the bet someone will get sent off and a penalty awarded against Arsenal on Sunday? As it hasn’t happened all season 😂 #AFC

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live. #MusicSky 🎶 Rammstein Metallica Deftones System of a Down Billy Talent The Interrupters Blink 182 The Offspring The Chemical Brothers Jean-Michel Jarre

If we lose Hall, who should really be starting every game when he’s fit, just goes to show how backwards we’re going as a club under Howe. #NUFC

Hard to believe that there’s only two Premier League sides Tottenham have beating this year, both Birmingham based too 😂

I absolutely hate Arteta, but I’m pleased for Arsenal as my eldest brother was a fan and he was desperate for them to win the league again. Rest & celebrate in peace dude.

I’m not going to complain, a nice comfortable last home win of the season, but what a shit season it has been #NUFC

Blimey! We know we never keep a clean sheet 😆 #NUFC

I think we know who Howe will be starting up front next season 😆 #NUFC

I love Roy Keane 😂

This is amazing. We’ve score two goals! 😂 #NUFC

He is so large

And that’s what happens when you play Woltemade as a forward Eddie… #NUFC

We have some marmite fans don’t we 😂 Have nothing to play for this evening. We’ve lost plenty this season, no harm in losing another to give the Hammers a fighting chance… #nufc

Surprised many are watching Eurovision. Have missed the past three due to a certain fake country.

It's picked up since the rough start of the season. Out of all the cups sadly, but brought in Charlie McNeill and Tom Bloxham on loan in January and won the MOTM award too. Looking strong for a promotion finish! #FMM26

Villa can beat Liverpool, but not Tottenham... 🙄

if you haven't read it, do it now before the @nytimes.com caves to the genocide apologists and remove it. unlocked article. and share, share, share, widely. justice will prevail,

Six games in and it’s a tricky start to the season. Out of the Carabao Cup to Plymouth, need to score more goals and keep hold of the leads. Reminds me of another club in reality 😂 #FMM26

Started with my local club, Cambridge Utd. First game, solid win. Signed Blackmore & Hause on frees, with four loanees from top clubs. Will post again after 5 games #FMM26

I’m happy to lose to West Ham, as long as Chelsea beat their London rivals too!

We’re all supporting you Leeds!

I’m going to do a new game on #FMM26 and share my progress/failures on here. Which team should I manage? Which leagues? (5 max) What should the manager’s name, nationality and reputation be?

How about Howe focuses on building the team to Woltemade’s strengths over the summer? Rather than finding an Isak replacement and doing what we did in the past, which everyone knows about already. At least then we’ll have that ‘alternate option’. #NUFC

I said it… Arsenal have the refs in their pocket.

Well it’s down to Leeds tomorrow, and we all know we’ll lose to West Ham next weekend 😅

Come on Callum Wilson!

Easiest way to score a goal with legs in front of you for a deflection…

Fernandes! 🫣 😫

Ref’s even want Arsenal to win!

Fuck sake Osula, you knew you had to hold up the ball, but lose it! 🤦🏻‍♂️ #nufc

Ugh… Burn! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Amazing that this is Hall’s 100th appearance for us! #nufc

Does Osula think he’s Cristiano with his lack of fancy footwork? 😂 #NUFC