GW6 Transfer Deadling is at 11:00 tomorrow #BlueskyToon #FPL #NUFC! I wonder how many of us are triple captaining Haaland? 🤔😂

I’m really pleased that a lot of the #NUFC fans on here appreciate and can see the potential in Osula! So many didn’t when we signed him, some even going a bit too far with comments whenever I showed support. Where are those cuntish fans now? 🤣🤐

Home to Tottenham. I’ll take that 😆 #NUFC

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What’s happened to Barnes accuracy? #NUFC

Poor clearing cost us there 🤦🏻‍♂️ #NUFC Sloppy!

About time we score some goals 😆 #NUFC

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30 years ago today: Tony Yeboah uncorks The Finest Thunderbastard In The History Of Thunderbastards.

The media and LFC fans drooling over Isak scoring a goal against Southampton in a cup they don’t rate 😂

So the 🐀 scored, Ekitike sent off, meaning the 🐀 starts the game and Ekitike will keep the bench seat warm for the rest of the season. It’s like it was written 😂

"Sorry Sandro. You don't play for Liverpool, so that foul on Woltemade won't be given as a penalty I'm afraid"

What movie do you consider to be perfect?

🚨 GW5 #BlueskyToon #FPL #NUFC UPDATE 🚨 Michael's Topbins remains top of the league, with Graeme's Jesmond Jokers tied with 316 pts! 🏆 We welcome Martin's Nyaborg & Matt's My Schar-ona to the Top 10 this GW 👋 Some low scores this week compared to the previous four weeks, tight games in the PL!

Lets hope Howe learns his lesson for a second time. This formation sucks! #NUFC

Another low XG game for us... 😴 #NUFC

I’m liking Woltemade more and more #NUFC

Fuck sake Willock. You’re shit! #NUFC

It’s going to be that game where I get annoyed with Murphy’s inconsistencies! 🤦🏻‍♂️ #NUFC

Massive whole in our defence. Not enough movement #NUFC

The girl spitting cunt saying that Barnes is considered to be 'firepower from the bench'!? WTAF! #NUFC

Have to hope that the Cherries aren't in a bullish mood! Some fragile players starting 🫣 I'm still predicting a loss #NUFC

How is Slot going to manage Ekitike and the rat? Hugo clearly can score… Save the 🐀 for CL and cups?

My GW5 #FPL team submitted! #BlueskyToon #NUFC

So Thiaw at RCB? #NUFC

🚨GW5 Transfer Deadline is at 11:00 Saturday morning 🚨 #Blueskytoon #FPL #NUFC

Missed the game, only just seen the highlights, such a shame for Gordon and Barnes not to score, but like many have said on here, we are still suffering without that poacher (Wissa) in the box. Rashford second goal though 😮‍💨 On to the next one… #NUFC

Elanga starts! #NUFC

iOS26 is ugly! I regret updating my iPhone 😤 #apple #ios26

Big Ange doesn't win trophies in his first season 😂

Once again LFC win it in extra time... 🙄

FYI this was delicious! 👌

The Ceefax app has gone viral and so it should. This brings back memories as a kid finding out the scores and will be using it for that purpose going forward! #ceefax

#ArtistFave15 #MusicChallenge 11/15. Whiskey in the Jar (cover), #Metallica youtu.be/boanuwUMNNQ?...

This is my dinner tonight 😋

Good to know Chat GTP thinks we’ll get through to the knockout stages 😆 #NUFC

Why aren’t I cancelled then? Kirk was nothing but a cunt 😂

Wor Mandy - I watched this yesterday on the HP app and it’s a must watch for every #NUFC fan. I will admit that I choked a little bit at one point (you’ll know when you get there). So wish she was back at the Toon… ps - in case you didn’t know, there are historic interviews with EH, Tripps and BDB

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🚨 GW4 #BlueskyToon #NUFC #FPL 🚨 Michael's Topbins returns to the top of the league & even without Haaland 🏆 We welcome Robbie's 2 Tonys on the Wings to the Top 10 this GW! 👋 Saw a lot of wildcards used as well as Haaland being captained this GW 👏

Of course it's a penalty... Its the Scouse scum!

Really sad news to hear about Ricky 'The Hitman' Hatton. May his soul rest in peace.

It’s not an ACL injury. Thank fuck! 😔 #NUFC

Welcome to Newcastle, Nick Woltemade! ⚫️⚪️

#ArtistFave15 #MusicChallenge 10/15. Suzanne, #Creeper youtu.be/lhXZrSOGn4Y?...

Here it is! Hope there will be many many more of these winning photos! #NUFC

I wasn't wrong 😉 #NUFC

A header apparently. That’s crosses, corners and set pieces set for us 😆 #NUFC

He’s gone and done it! #NUFC