This “meanwhile” 💀💀

I’ve gotten really into the Yakuza: Like a Dragon series, and what a goofy, deeply weird, but well plotted game 10/10

140 pages left in this final character edit, and then off to my agent. Just 2 months shy of two years.

It’s only a couple years since they changed their policy, but you can read academic articles/journals on jstor for free now! Up to 100 articles every 30 days Just have to make a free account. www.jstor.org

Run fast, drive fast, I guess 😭

Old deadlift PR was 325 about five months ago. Hit 355x4 today. So…my true max might be closer to 400. Especially bc I hit it at the end of the descending sets workout. Nice. Nice. Cool.

This 76ers/Knicks game is hilarious. McBride cannot be for real. I swear I heard a “yoink!” On that Embiid steal

Let’s goooooooo!!!!

Could the Knicks PLS 🫠

I am a strong believer in the right to die as part of bodily autonomy, but Kelly is right. It cannot coexist with capitalism without becoming eugenics. We must have free access to all healthcare for this to be a part of it.

A man of taste!

I listen when I’m writing fiction. If there’s an emotion I’m wanting to pull out for a scene, I’ll listen to a song that creates that emotion in me. It makes it easier for the words to come out tonally the way I’d like them, too.

Bedtime or hanging around the firepit, indica for sure. Gaming or writing? Sativa.

Please 😭 I’m so mad I know exactly how the inside of that uber smells And they got the heat on too 😭

Why are they smoking weed, eating edibles, taking tinctures at THC percentages their bodies can’t handle??? If you a 10% girlie, then be a 10% girlie! Out here taking hits off a rig with no tolerance. It ain’t the weed. This is user error 😭

😂 y’all funeee today

Ntm on Damita Jo!!! 😭

Saw one of these in the city and all I thought was… Some tech goon did math and decided what my life was worth if their stupid driverless car ramps up onto the sidewalk and mows me down Then put these stupid cars on the road.

😭😭😭 This was too funny to me

Drinking like we have free healthcare

This mess never absorbed in the skin! Could make a slip ‘n slide on the sidewalk with no water 😭

Cocoa scented water

This made me laugh with my chest

My book is almost finished. Just adding in pre-chapter history notes and quotes from the world…and then off to my agent! Halleluuu This has been one of the hardest things I’ve done, but it’s nice to know I can.

Kandi Burress wrote “No Scrubs”. WHO did Prenup Todd think he married 😭

This month I have to: - surprise 12 formerly incarcerated mamas at the local safehouse with $500 each! - sponsor the annual Christmas musical at the prison for the women housed there - donate our final donation of menstrual products to the parish prison To help us: tpfwoman2woman.funraise.org

Lmaooo get ‘im Kandi

Organizing a whole ass event just to discuss Stacey? LMAO, oh she is -so- the H.B.I.C. and they know it. #RHOP

Defending Talib? Easiest block. Blocked so hard they don’t know whether they should call goal tending. Ain’t no way 😭

My 1RM for bench is 240, and today I did 7 ascending sets of 3 reps up to 230lbs. So that 1RM is definitely higher now. Feels pretty good. Not bad.

We bout to lose trinity rodman overseas 😭😭 Now I gotta figure out how to watch these European matches for real Between her and Girma 😭 Was great to see her play in person though. Lucky stuff.

Got the funds for a switch 2, but the games are so lackluster…just gonna put it in my savings account. smh

The holler I hollert 😂 bc relatable

Waking up to the news of Alice Wong's passing, I'm devastated. She was a friend, A joy, A light, a voice for our community. She brought a smile to everyone who had the privilege of knowing and talking to her, she was funny as fuck. She will be deeply missed

Auger-Aliassime lets goooooo!! 🎾 🎾

Y’all know what to do!

CHILE 😭😭😂 Read For Filth

😂 if not for us having our Mary already, she’d be mine too.

Can’t believe there’s no more women’s tennis until January 😭 And the men’s ATP final gonna be over in a couple days, too. This a doggone disaster

every women’s professional sports league is like trans lives matter we love everybody i will die for my gay teammates and every male sports league is like text WIN to access your draft kings account and get fifty dollars toward your first parlay.

The Mavs are a bad team. They don't deserve Meg 😭

That new predator movie was really great. Good stuff. The first time in a long time that I want a sequel.

Everything about this has me cryin laughing: Niecy refusing to believe Kim can cook soul food, Kim using Kevin Hart as her black co-sign, Niecy quickly invalidating said black co-sign—this clip is a ride lmao

First that man is a lie 😭 Second…mayne…all the evidence of the cheating out there? Lmao, sure pal. Reject the offer.

This game is absolutely never coming out 😂

Whitley Gilbert, and it's not even close. She comes from old Black Southern money, just effortlessly rich. Hillary, Toni, and Regine merely adopted the bag. Whitley was born in it.

She’s gonna run for president.

Took the week off from writing. One scene and an epilogue to go. Mother god. Bless my pen omg