A "boomer" complaint of mine is that they need to bring back jingles for proper marketing

Me exuding "sex" appeal:

Today Years Old

He just pissed me off! 😒😅😂

Really, NPR?

Today in Black History: On Oct. 2, 1967, Thurgood Marshall was sworn in as the first Black justice of the U.S. Supreme Court. As chief counsel for the NAACP in the 1940s and ’50s, Marshall was the architect and executor of the legal strategy that ended the era of official racial segregation.

About a 6. I'm "pensive/reticent squirrel"

Yo 😂😂😂

Pssst.. Guys. GUYS. Nobody is working in the federal buildings right now, right? Somebody go in there and wipe the federal loans real quick.

There's still time for you to delete this.

Let me be clear: this will impact ALL of us. It’s bigger than just Medicaid & Medicare. We will all pay the price.

Love people with sense and who know how to use their platforms.

I can't get this one song out of my head.... 🎵🎶I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOOOOOW🎵🎶

Meanwhile, a man was dismembered and his remains were set on fire at the Capital today. youtu.be/Y1IzsBfUnFg?...

2025 checklist: ✅️ Reading Rainbow reboot 🔲 Outkast reunion 🔲 That one big beautiful obituary

There have been two hosts in the history of Reading Rainbow. The Legend of Literacy, LeVar Burton! And... me, Mychal Threets, a librarian 🥹🤯 I am a reader, a librarian because LeVar Burton and Reading Rainbow made us believe and see we belong in books, we belong everywhere ✨ youtu.be/e7es7qdWVnU

THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP

Sept. 30 Oct. 1

The public school system needs a MASSIVE overhaul. Only people who have been in the classroom should be making the decision on what teachers do fr.

I'm not gonna open this, because it's gonna piss me off.

You can't be mediocre AND have lopsided sideburns. Pick one struggle.

Tryna get it…

Black ppl in 2015: *warns of impending doom* White ppl in 2015: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 White ppl today: “😳Who could’ve see this coming?!🤷🏼‍♂️”

*hits blunt* Squirrels are a soul's "transition animal", I believe. When a human's guardian specialist is determining your eligibility for entry into heaven, their soul is held in squirrels' bodies.

Every single man should have to go through this at least once. I definitely think they should go through it while women are giving birth to their babies it’s not enough pain honestly but at the very least they will have some kind understanding

"We can get you some eligibility. Athens is a beautiful town...."

You can never get ahead of him.

Having a good scalp day.

Pier peer

They don't know what this icon is, though:

Wait but that’s me still! 😩😂

Having to take a day off from work to complete compliance training modules is one of the 1000¹⁰ reasons the US educ. system is dumpster juice. Streamline the sh!t ‐Don't touch the kids. -Don't be a nasty @$$ perv -Don't £uck with the money -Don't be a sh!tty person -Know your sh!t ‐Show up on time

I wanna repost this a million times🥲

The FUPA....

Michael from Waiting To Exhale is trippin....

How dare they. 😡

SB LX Halftime Show is gonna be top 5 all-time.

If they reunite, the Universe will heal.

New Outkast, you say? www.okayplayer.com/outkast-is-d...

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

🎶🎶Que se joden que se joden que se joden YEAH🎶🎵

MAGA talking heads have not taken kindly to a musician who sings in Spanish being announced as the next Super Bowl halftime performer.

One of fave hip-hop groups growing up. Plus, I'm a teacher who's poor and righteous.

Business handled. #RISEUP

Falcons are looking like a real football team. #RISEUP

I feel like the NFL is the new colonization flag, so when 'Muricans (not to be confused with Americans) travel overseas, they're more comfortable being 'Murican.