Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people.

He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

When can we expect the indictment?

LOSS: As expected, SCOTUS locked in the Texas GOP's congressional gerrymander — which could hand the party four more seats in Congress — for use in the 2026 midterms. While the decision halts the matter ahead of November’s elections, the lawsuit will continue and could impact the map in the future.

No Tucker, that’s not how this works. You did damage for years. You helped create this disaster. You sat on national television and blatantly lied over and over again. You knew what you were doing all along. Take your fake apology and kick rocks off the edge of a cliff.

This is your reminder that it's been ten months since the assassination of Melissa Hortman, her husband and her dog, and there hasn't been even a hint of justice for her family, friends or colleagues.

This fking asshole can take his apology & shove it. He has the balls to say even though he knew he was lying to ppl it wasn't intentional. Bullshit! He knew exactly what he was doing & he knew it was wrong but he was making so much money he didn't care. He's a douchebag of the worst kind.

Hey my muchachos, I promised my wife I'd get a real job so I'm financing a Jeep Grand Cherokee and driving for Lyft. I also promised her I'd delete all my social media so this means adios for now. I'll see you at DFW airport. Drive carefully my dudes and dudettes

“The United States is being murdered, and it’s an inside job. Every department, every branch, every bureau and function of the federal government is being fatally corrupted or altogether dismantled or disabled.”

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops. I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Remind you of anyone?

Former President Barack Obama met with New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani for the first time Saturday, joining preschoolers at a child care center for a book reading and singalong. Source: Emma G. Fitzsimmons / NYT

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

$2 million per ship — to cross a Strait that was free six weeks ago. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/w...

I'm ok everybody. At the hospital in Dallas because I promised my wife.

NEW: Kansas passed an anti-trans law that has retroactively voided the existing IDs of transgender residents. One major implication: this effectively hinders their access to the polls given the requirements in this state. Things are escalating in states. boltsmag.org/kansas-trans...

Reporter: You called the Iranians crazy bastards. True. What is your response to critics who say— Trump: I don’t care about critics. Reporter: They say it is your mental health that should be examined. Trump: I haven’t heard that.

U.S official to Axios: “The president is the most bloodthirsty, like a mad dog” www.axios.com/2026/04/07/t...

The Supreme Court will hear arguments Wednesday on whether all children born in the United States can continue to automatically receive citizenship. n.pr/4tfqFd6

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a new mRNA vaccine that has been shown to suppress abnormal blood vessel growth in the retina, offering hope to MILLIONS of patients with age-related vision loss. The vaccine triggered strong antibody responses that REDUCED retinal damage by UP TO 85%.

Today is the 2nd Anniversary of Donald Trump becoming a convicted felon. Are you seriously surprised at what a 💩show America has become under his Turd Reich?

Herdmom Tine here. I try really hard not to ask for help with anything personal. However, I have a tree on my house. Ins is handling the roof. I really need to get this off my house before the rest of the tree falls on it. All help is appreciated + good vibes. Thank you. gofund.me/943828de9

I am often asked what laws I would recommend blue states adopt. While there is no one-size-fits-all approach, there are seven changes every state could adopt right now, for virtually no cost or administrative burden. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/seve...

Gas skyrocketing, bombs dropping, our standing in the world in tatters, taxpayer dollars up in flames — meanwhile this oligarch dictator wanna-be brags about his new ballroom and the “Corinthian” columns How is every American not sickened by this?

No reporter in Wisconsin has covered the issues involved with Flock surveillance more than @isiaholmes.bsky.social. Here's his latest: Wisconsin communities grapple with police misuse of Flock surveillance

WAR!!! #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

NEW: The Iranian drone strike that killed 6 U.S. troops in Kuwait at the start of the war was far more devastating than previously disclosed. Dozens suffered traumatic brain injuries, burns, and shrapnel wounds. At least one required an amputation. More than 30 remain hospitalized. (CBS News)

It is not a question of polls. It is not a question of politics. It is a question of morality and legality and constitutional obligation. Every member of the Congress of the United States takes an oath of office to uphold the laws and Constitution of the United States of America.

BREAKING: Pentagon says a KC-135 refueling aircraft has crashed in western Iraq

Bills in 8 states would expand the rights of doctors, nurses, hospitals and insurance companies to refuse to provide or pay for care — from contraception and fertility services to childhood vaccines — that conflicts with their religious or moral beliefs ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/03/12/r...

Trump is a fucking narcissist, and has put us all in danger.

A win! The funding bill for DHS failed in the Senate!

"The spirit of liberty requires moral courage among the people who are elected to Congress... but it also requires all of us It requires us to speak out without fear It requires us to tell others unpleasant truths that they do not want to hear."

Johnson: I think what we are learning from the Epstein files was a well-coordinated act of treason. If you think about how they use blackmail to get policymakers to act outside of the best interests of this nation and our Constitution, that’s treason.

"Demand is so great that programs to mentor attorneys to file habeas cases are emerging... “I’m on all these listservs where people are saying, who can help me in Arizona, who can help me in Mississippi, and people are stepping up and helping each other...” www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

NEW: U.S. Rep. Tony Gonzales (R-TX) drops re-election bid after admitting affair with aide who died by suicide

About 81,000 baby monitors are being recalled. The display unit could overheat and start a fire. Officials warn that the monitors must be disposed of properly as they contain a lithium battery that can pose a fire risk. www.healthday.com/health-news/...

Tech firm fined $1.1m by California for selling high-school students’ data

Legendary football coach Lou Holtz dies at 89

Get this! Only 27% of Americans, and just 14% of independents, said they trust Trump to make the right choices when it comes to the use of military force abroad. Devastating numbers for Trump.

MAGA starts a war, then tries to use the very conflict they created as leverage to avoid reforming ICE.

When this ICE shit started, a mutual I’d never met asked how to help. I sent him to a friend’s kid’s preschool that was struggling to find patrollers. He’s been there almost daily, even in brutal cold, at a school where he didn’t know anyone, to keep folks safe. We finally met and got beers tonight.

If the United States is going to go around the world causing regime changes, we should practice here first.

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'One year of failure.' The Lancet slams RFK Jr.'s first year as health chief www.npr.org/2026/02/28/n...

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