I can’t sleep can a fat queer woman sit on my face until I pass out from lack of oxygen please

When the llm slop war is happening and i gotta kill carpenter brut

Women are so pretty it makes me feel so fuckin gay 🥰

wow who saw that coming

me the second i step out of chilis after downing a triple dipper and 4 strawberry margaritas

Am currently in the red and need to get this boi sold in order to get out of it, I also need to get myself food too. If you can, please repost or consider adopting this boi from me. I need the help. 😩

possibly the best brand name i have ever seen for a gabapentinoid. pregnant fox tf pills

I wish more immersive FPS games like stalker had enemies like, surrender when they are in over their heads. Like why is this bandit with a clapped out makarov attacking me by himself when I am kitted out like a walking tank? He should just be like oh fuck and either take off or drop his gun lol

I can't wait!!!

I just wanna thank everyone for all the help you've given me over the last year or so with all my financial troubles. I donno what I did to deserve it but ya'll are so kind. Hopefully once I find a better job I can pay it forward and help ya'll too ;~;

Ahahahah fuck me, since my benefits changed in 2026 my paychecks have been about $100 lower than before aaaaaand due to that my paycheck wednesday isn't going to be enough to cover rent and I am literally going to be like $250 short. If anyone wants to help I greatly appreciate it :c Fuck my life

Ahahahah fuck me, since my benefits changed in 2026 my paychecks have been about $100 lower than before aaaaaand due to that my paycheck wednesday isn't going to be enough to cover rent and I am literally going to be like $250 short. If anyone wants to help I greatly appreciate it :c Fuck my life

replace rfk jr with this guy

God I love the stalker games More people should play them

I accept this fate.

I do not want to work for da corporation

i love how every "low entry" job is a scam that has 1 billion people completing for it and every "high quality" job you need to spend 3+ years getting a degree for is also a scam with 1 billion people competing for it

Dude's fuckin had ENOUGH

Cons should start banning these damn things Does anyone but the people who carry them around actually like them

The kiosk demo of Mario Kart DS contained "Flesh Trucks" due to a spelling error. While the error was fixed in the final version, looking at the preview image for GCN Mushroom Bridge very closely shows that the truck still has an L. As such, the memory of the Flesh Truck remains.

Broke: living in the woods as a fox and having to constantly hunt mice and insects and stuff for food Woke: Being an urban fox and stealing food from the stupid ass humans that just leave it laying around

Hi everyone. An update on the GFM I posted a while ago. www.gofundme.com/f/bbqfhu-hel... Please repost.

They had to combine millennials and Gen Z so it wouldn't look as distressing. We basically don't have any money.

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

It’s true we do Who wants to collar me? ;3c

I can’t sleep :C

art

I'm a good kobold minion! Gotta follow Boss Pavel's orders! Art by @thekoboldking.bsky.social and colored by me!

scrunt

how it feels to show someone your oc

Since it is #appreciateadragonday can I participate since I have a dragon form based off wings of fire? :V

New year, new comms. Getting a lot of work done so opening up some slots. Prices are changing for 2026 too...because taxes...😭 Quickies -> $.07/word Short Stories -> $.08/word Novelettes -> $.09/word Everything you need is here: neildeer.com/commissions Reposts are super appreciated <3

Tenno. My adopted chud son has decided to be a sad dad like in The Last of Us or maybe God of War (the new one). I do not give a fuck. Here are the schematics to 3D print his dead wife. I give these to you to punish him for not listening to me earlier. I remain: the great and terrible Hunhow

"Don't take the bait" i say to myself as I am loaded onto a train with 200 other gay people "Three years from now gavin will retrain all the guards in the prison camps"

The democrats' obsession with running just barely to the left of actual nazis is the real reason we're here. Newsom hates trans people and personally did photo ops destroying houseless encampments. He pals around on nazi podcasts and agrees with them on key issues. Nobody with a conscience wants him

Eepy bois

These kinda things are always fun and I've been seeing this site go around, hit me :3 www.secretmessage.link/secret/69657...

Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!" Scott Adams: ok *dies*

centrist: if you resist violently, you become that which you hate most me: a centrist?

GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good. Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?