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Fascinating. The game might actually be good

this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on. Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

feast your eyes........ you can now wear the apron i pixeled for susie in deltarune chapter 3. my very first fangamer merch contribution... And What A One !

Today is #nationalhagfishday I hope you have a good day and if not I hope you escape the day via copious amounts of slime www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...

Real opening paragraph in an Official Nintendo Magazine feature "I once punched my younger brother so hard in the chest that he vomited up that morning's breakfast - cornflakes mainly. It wasn't technically the Heimlich manoevre, as he wasn't choking and I wasn't trying to save him-"

[22:41]You earn the achievement “Solo Traveler II”!

it's a little throwing stones in glass houses for me to call anyone terminally online but i do feel sometimes like there are people who need like. a reset on how they talk to people online. or maybe just people in general

not to tell anyone what to name their website but if i was making a gi joe fansite i probably wouldn't name it hisstank without at least putting a dash in there

i made it all the way to floor 96 in traverse solo but died to something stupid without raising up😔next run's goal is to conserve raisings so i do not do that

it's not FOR us

work work

i dc'd on like floor 68 i'm going to scream

back in the days of paradise everyone loved the traverse diplomat cream

In Super Smash Bros., the skeletons visible when characters are hurt by electric attacks are not tied to specific animations, and instead are a form that can be toggled on and off at any time, including in cutscenes. Below are excerpts of the game's intro, with skeletons.

Samuel Beckett is *cackling* in his grave. 😈

had this weird dream where my sister bought me a fucking racehorse and, not knowing what to do, i started entering him in races and he went undefeated

impressions of pilgrim's traverse so far: there's a lot of really fun mechanical ideas it brings to the table, especially on boss floors. but the non-boss floors kind of feel a little toothless and that's disappointing

WELL said.... i will start referring to ai generated content as over-processed hot dogs now

the final fish...

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

I think about the cd-rom from LEGO Island’s Japanese release a lot, maybe too much, but I mean just *look* at it do you blame me honestly

it's interesting to me that trivia sections are, like, a continuing staple of fan wikis, because wikipedia itself has changed over time such that trivia sections are now against their style guide

lol

worth grinding for almost 20 straight hours✌️

🎃 happy halloween 🎃

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smart guy in an rpg: hmm.. party member: what's wrong? smart guy: it's nothing. (20 hours later) smart guy: so it's true... i knew it.

legos :D

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

The only way to win is by lumping and the only way to lump is by prongling.

what i have to know is, why did tolkien think we need slurs for spiders?

The bees have discovered Brutalism

sometimes finding something at the thrift store tells a story

This whole section really.

entmoot is one of those things that's like. wow. i wonder what tolkien might be trying to say with the council of old dudes who spend an entire day to say hello while people are dying in a war

so like. obviously saruman dying in the movie adaptation of return of the king makes for better cinema, showing a villain die a just death. but at the same time i think it would have been much better to show saruman's ACTUAL fate at the end of lord of the rings, which is being mocked by hobbits

being a lala was fun for a bit but i missed minty...

#symphogear #tsubamari

holding off on buying lego soundwave paid off 🥳 double points on lego transformers...