built my first pokémon model kit! one of my favorite gen ix pokémon

OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!

no one talks about how heat miser is kinda sauceless. he has nothing going for him. snow miser is prancing around his ice palace with whimsy in his heart and heat miser is just kind of waddling around in his hell dimension

always so funny to me when shiny hunters go "NO WAY. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE" when they encounter the pokémon they have been shiny hunting for multiple real life days

long term shiny hunting goal for if i ever become rich is gen 3 jirachi. it requires a gamecube and the colosseum bonus disc, neither of which i have, but it's the only way to actively hunt a shiny jirachi

a friend put up a group canvas and i did a couple quick pictures i was really proud of

Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.

So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here. But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?

i like shiny hunting with sos battles but it does feel a little grim at the same time because like. this pokémon is crying desperately for help while i kill everything that answers its call, but i refuse to grant it the same mercy until it calls its most special friend

that's just funslop. you only like it because it's fun.

Over a decade just for this joke to come back around

DCING NO LONGER RUINS YOUR DEEP DUNGEON RUN :D

"Thagomizer" in Japanese is, in fact, サゴマイザー/sagomaizaa, and you can imagine my delight when it dawned on me what the katakana I was reading represented.

today i am doing an insane shiny hunt challenge: shiny hunt mareanie through corsola sos battles

c'maahn i'm a little guy, i'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, i'm a little birthday boyy

this one might be an immediate purchase for me. REALLY good shark

As Promised: part 1 Least functional kitchen ever !

reposting this tapcord shitpost of mine here because I'm an evil and vain woman who thinks you ought to see this again

my ulysses ogre is that sometimes when i go on one of my wikipedia binges i'll wind up on a page for like. general relativity/gravity or four-dimensional shapes or the like and i'll be like "why am i so stupid that this is so hard to wrap my head around"

it's not the greasons yet but I realized this wasnt posted with my art tag yet #roseart

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

An oldie from Inktober 2018: trilobyte

I really do unironically feel like this all the time

with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs here's one of mine

thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day

i feel like if i had just the tiniest bit more confidence/social ability i would become a shiny hunt streamer. i dont think i would get famous, or even make money, but i would have fun

Extremely cruel to make Mario chase power-up stars he can never catch

the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

"this could kill people," said one disney imagineer upon seeing the reveal of sexual stitch

“Poor people have a right to art!” They sure do. So get to it.

pondering how to best slip nanao from robot alchemic drive into my lancer campaign

Ourobobus

this is the exact type of guy i strongly associate with oldschool SomethingAwful. the combination of unhinged ambition and completely unjustified confidence was just kind of endemic. groverhaus type behavior

the children cannot conceive of a world where the mailbox contains anything except attempts to get you in credit card debt

defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs