Forgot Earth

lol, lmao

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

Unless that guy makes another Wizard People, Dear Reader.

Yes, we NEED to deploy fascist goons to protect the Michigan wilderness from the scary Canadians.

Fuck this guy, always and forever.

jfc I don’t have kids but I think about that comparative utopia every fucking day

This could honestly be about anything that has happened in the last 14 months.

This is what happens when the dumbest people you can imagine have gone their entire lives without experiencing consequences for any of their actions.

Also, this guy is me.

Yeah, when I was 4 I needed to drink five million gallons of water every day.

Feels like now is a good time for all of us to just stop paying taxes.

hey fuck this

what the fuck are we doing

This seems bad. Is it bad? Seems bad.

Wouldn’t fucking hurt tho

I just wanted to eat bugs but Dracula has me running every whichaway

Not on your best day, buddy.

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People who leave their shopping cart just wherever in the parking lot, instead of taking it to the corral, should go straight to jail.

I do appreciate that even AI knows he’s one of those mfs who doesn’t wear a mask correctly.

As horrifying as this is, it’s pretty funny that someone drew a butthole on his mask.

Fuck it. Shut it down. Shut it all down.

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jfc

The Dirty Dancing (1987) soundtrack.

(Matt Berry voice) oh banana

this has to end. these people have to go. let the people who have to try to live in the future you ghouls created try to navigate it. youve done enormous, unfathomable damage already. retire

My thoughts on what’s going on in Los Angeles:

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up

Oh, well, problem solved!

I heard there was a secret ooze It turned four turtles into dudes But you don't really care for pizza, do ya? They fought like this, Two swords, a stick A couple sai Some nunchuck tricks Those Ninja boys-a callin Cowabunga

Do fucking ANYTHING

Some fresh ideas for your next chair-sit.

Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…

Some people just have it really hard.

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If only we knew someone in Congress.

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ROOMMATE: hey what the hell happened to my corn THE INVENTOR OF CREAMED CORN: pretty cool right

I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

So he wasn’t sentenced