Apple has heard your complaints about modern phones not fitting in your pocket. To solve this problem, they have made: a square foldable that is larger than the mini.

Bsky: remember 13 days ago?

I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.

We need a way to inflict pain on advertisers. Imagine a button on the remote “I hate this” that gave them a little shock or played a short, unfindable sound in their house.

Run them out of the company and the c-suite world. People need to be punished for this bullshit.

Bookmarking this for when ICE shows up

Bsky iOS app added a post prompt to the top of my feed, but didn’t remove the floating one. Twitter-ass behavior. Let me read in peace.

I would have liked to have seen Montana.

For over a decade I have tied my shoes one specific way: Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot. I learned it from Ian (aka Professor Shoelace) whose site is over two decades old. The knot has never failed me. I spoke with Ian about knots and the dangers of the modern internet. aftermath.site/ians-shoelac...

I’m sure the state and local cops will get right on prosecuting invalid plates. Flock makes this easier than speed enforcement. Think of the revenue!

Audiophiles: “you need artisan 8 gauge length-matched copper shielded speaker cables” Tay:

Better yet, disestablish all of DHS, and undo the nightmarish idiocies that we created in a panic 25 years ago. Reestablish the INS, get rid of ODNI, fix the damage from the Patriot Act, etc.

DTV was a mistake.

States with age/ID verification laws are blocking X now, right?

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.

One viewer will not stop discussing MLB trade rumors.

At least lmgtfy actually… googles it.

A little appetizer for the (hopefully) upcoming W-S hater’s guide…

Does the iOS weather app ever show anything other than this article under the news heading? The ad impressions from misclicks on this must be through the roof.

Spiders are for maintenance. For control, you need these guys.

Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced. Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.

Throw another word on the “that’s not just a cutesy Britishism” pile.

my unpopular on the left opinion is that you could repeal citizens united and it wouldn't make a meaningful dent on the influence of money. citizens united is a useful bogeyman but i think liberals/lefties vastly overstate its signifiance

Let’s just err on the safe side and stop talking to anyone named ‘Larry’

a “Space Force”, if you will

I threw my echo away 5 years ago over an ad, I’m not going back.

Anything to avoid selling a small phone.

The distance in time between now and when Microsoft Office replaced drop down menus with the ribbon bar at the top is the same as the distance between then and the fall of the Berlin Wall

If the next one has weapon durability, I’m not playing it. I’m too old for that. Echoes was awesome tho.

what star wars really need is a HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER style submarine thriller

It’s fun to imagine how a poorly designed or interpreted survey led to this. “You destroyed brand loyalty by expressing shitty corporate values” -> “people don’t feel welcome in our stores” -> “Employees need to smile more”

Nancy Pelosi’s trades over the years have been so good that a startup was created to allow investors to directly mirror her portfolio.

Will re-skeeting this be used as evidence of pre-meditation?

How many times a year do you think Alec does laundry or dishes? My man, I buy one container of soap a year. I do not care if it costs me $40 or $41

You make me sit next to Cory and I will start making Jim Halpert faces too.

I really like other countries that make cops wear hi-vis. You want to wield state power in residential areas, you should have to look like a clown, not a mercenary. I wonder how much ice recruitment drops if the uniform was bright pink?

Hell yeah

“I’d never want to be a member of a club who’d let me in”

I see we're still doing nazi tattoo discourse and I just want to point out that working for Blackwater is also disqualifying

Me looking at any legacy project.

Omg, the solution to CIA's Kryptos being discovered by someone becoming a subject matter expert, going on location, and finding the plaintext sitting in a vault several miles away is the absolute *perfect* ending to Kryptos. You couldn't write it. Just absolutely A+ www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/s...

I’ve already got a coworker who talks to himself and 2 other people in earshot on teams calls at any given time. Bring back quiet offices.

Yo Microsoft, fix this shit. www.reddit.com/r/firefox/co...

If you give me a $1M buyout, I will take a soft landing into a bank vault full of gold coins.

Excited to announce that I have chained myself to this rock I found at low tide. Its incentives are tied to my success. And vice versa.

Well at least excel isn’t used for important things that need to be correct.

Wild that EA managed to find a buyer who cares about video game workers even less than EA.