I want to be excited about a new Animorphs series but I really think the only way one could ever work would be if it was animated

Ooh I'm really digging Arlo Parks' Ambiguous Desire

DAVID BYRNE: Water dissolving! Water removing! ME: Oh yeah? DAVID BYRNE: There is water at the bottom of the ocean 🙂 ME: That’s so cool buddy. Did you learn that at school today? DAVID BYRNE: Remove the water 😡 carry the water 😡 ME: Hm how about we carry some juice in your sippy cup bud?

Out of all the features my smartwatch has, the handiest is the led "flashlight". Sure, it's pretty dim, dimmer than my phone. But it's right there on my wrist and is only a double button press away

Deleted my last post because I realized I did the thing where my mind skipped like three steps and my reply wasn't actually related to what I was quoting

make incompetence shameful again

Me: Oh shit I think Underscores might have already released the best pop album of the year Robyn: *drops her album* Me: ...fuck

woah there's like six new releases today that I want to listen to. Starting with Snail Mail's Ricochet, but then gonna move onto Courtney Barnett, The New Pornographers, RAYE, Robyn, then finish up with Fcukers (trying to organize by energy)

I simply don't believe you. anyone who wants to talk to me is mad at me - that's just science.

"But I want a kid-friendly fantasy series about an English boy who was born special and does magic" friend I'm going to do you a favor, the author is Susan Cooper and the book is The Dark is Rising. It's the second book, but you'll read it first. It's the title track, the eponymous entry.

Horizon Chase Turbo is a great arcade racer and everyone should grab it on Steam while they still can

For me it's about having a real keyboard, that's pretty much it. Fewer typos/less autocorrect being "helpful".

There's still shades of 2006 internet out there. RSS still exists, thankfully, though I need to find a better replacement for Feedly. As for the community hobby blogs - I've found that if you poke around you can find Discord servers that do an... okay job of replacing them.

Woah. Did way better than I thought. M2 MacBook Air, stock calibration, full brightness, True Tone off.

DLSS 5 Off DLSS 5 On

more info about Handheld Mode Boost on Switch 2 en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/...

when digital foundry comes out in favour of the most dogshit filtering technology you've ever seen in your life

I thought DF cared about art direction and the careful design that goes into modeling and lighting, and yet they're thrilled about Nvidia rolling out AI faceapp yassifying slop for games. I cancelled my Patreon. Let me know when John leaves so I can subscribe to his instead.

He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.

Motherboy Revisited

Loving Matt Berry as the Oscars announcer because it makes every one of the ad reads come across like a joke

I got unreasonably excited when I saw that my wife's new Subaru said "iPhone/iPod" as an option for media playback. Plugged in my iPod Classic 7th Gen and… nothing. Turns out it's iPod Touch only :/

I actually cried during the Pokopia end credits, goddamn

...really, GOG? You're in the business of harvesting phone numbers now?

Apparently Fender, of all brands, has released a serviceable set of over-the-ear headphones? www.wired.com/review/fende... I'm not gonna buy a pair but I'm interested in what dankpods thinks

Mega Man Zero? More like Mega Man Zero chance I can beat it

Don Daglow and Rebecca Ann Heineman to be honored at 2026 Game Developers Choice Awards

Microsoft deciding it'd rather compete with the Steam Machine over the PlayStation while allowing Steam games to run on the next Xbox sure is a fucking choice

I was really hoping the rumors about the MacBook Neo being 11" were true, I need another tiny boi in my life and while the iPad Air and Magic Keyboard are *close* it ain't a real 11" laptop

The rare Swan Boy strip were I'm somehow both Rona and Swan Boy

Long shot but does anyone have thoughts on who signed this copy of the Orange County soundtrack I picked up at a thrift store today? Pretty sure it’s not Colin Hanks, he doesn’t seem to write his “C” like that

I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point. I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it

having a very darwin deez, followed by the mae shi, day today

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

I cancelled my Nitro (which I've had since January of 2022) over this. I suggest everyone else do the same.

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

Laughing so hard at the terrible AI social network ad

Not gonna lie I was kinda hoping for the 0 TD chaos Super Bowl

Christ the X*finity Jurassic Park ad was somehow even worse than I expected

Obvious CGI and telegraphed conclusion aside, I think the Budweiser ad might be the best of the light after Pokemon. The bar is on the floor, though

The AI ads have ground me down so much that when there was an ad for just the concept of Pokemon, I wanted to give it 500 Clios.

mronko if you’re on Bluesky and see this, I am so, so sorry for playing The Tooth Fairy (2006) off of Walking Tall. I swear I meant to play Tooth Fairy (2010) which, while mean, isn’t impossible to play off of. #cine2nerdle

The wife: "You know, it'd be really funny if Bad Bunny brought out Adam Sandler during the halftime show" Me: "Put on your sombrero, because we're playing at da Supa Bowl!"

The ADHD urge to buy a thing, watch all the videos about the thing, religiously track shipping until the thing arrives, excitedly open the shipping box to get to the thing, and then place the thing somewhere random and forget about it for 3-60 months.

Super Metroid Redux. SM remade in the Dread engine.

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

This weeks Music League prompt is drinking songs and I want to submit this but if I do I will get banned