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He could be telegraphing an intent to commit war crimes, but it is also possible that he has no idea what the technical meaning of 'No quarter' is and thinks it just thinks it sounds cool and means something like 'With very big explosions, muscles, and penis.'

If you don't teach your children about the command line interface, who will?

Humanities professionals: You know that you can just add necro- to your specialty if you deal mostly with the dead, right? Be a necrohistorian, a necrogenealogist, a professor of necroliterature. Look, at this point it's not going to make you _less_ likely to get that grant, is it?

Those who know me IRL will understand what it takes for me to say this, but: This is too much work for too weak a pun.

Phantom of the Opurra

Listen, this was bad idea. Do not Home Alone your house to stop Daylight Savings. This worked out so badly I think I am going to sue Joe Pesci.

They won't get my hour, not this year. I've got this place trapped up like Home Alone's house. First one to try to steal so much as a minute gets a paint can to the face.

Several great options but let's not kid ourselves

As someone cursed from a young age with the 'gift' of prophecy, like Cassandra or Paul Atreides, I needed no one to tell me the way life was gonna be, which is why I find the opening titles to the show Friends to be so alienating. I simply cannot relate to their damp surprise.

i don't get it. you can lift at the gym. being a softhanded scribe is like the pinnacle of civilized life, tens of thousands of generations of your ancestors would have murdered to be a softhanded scribe

That's not true. But Roland volunteered for the rearguard because he heard Chotiner had come to Aachen to talk with some Paladins.

So anyway this guy is getting his shit absolutely HOISTED so we're all asking "Whose petard was that?" And Y'alllllllllll

for the youths who werent around for the iraq installment - dont believe anything the govt says about progress - no the democrats dont have to say getting rid of the baddie was good and therefore they have to support the war - the war needs to be ended - the media is not your ally and they love war

These are Cthulhu cultists. They have gone mad trying to summon back the deathless Great Old One to destroy our world and kill us all.

There are so many hard-working talented people in every industry who aren't sex pests that if you have a habit of hiring known sex pests I'm going to make several assumptions about you.

Ah, shit, sorry everyone. I wished on the monkey's paw to get all the Warner Bros. stuff away from Zaslav. I got a jailbroken paw that doesn't curl its fingers when you wish so it's like infinite wishes but they've all been like this. I just need a little more wishing practice.

Guy who's way too into Sting's early career, turning chair around to sit on it backwards: You kids know Zendaya is Meechee, but have you heard about Zenyatta Mondatta?

I want a girl with a short skirt and a LeeEEROOOOOOOOY JENKINS

It is October 2026. President Vance is furiously denying rumors that the Texas GOP asked him not to come campaign with their congressional candidates. The emails are leaked before the press conference ends.

Unfortunate timing that Thanos did his thing before we could know it was called gommage

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Gavin Newsome is the JD Vance of the Democratic party

Instead of being mad at a show I haven't seen, I am going to be delighted at a show I haven't seen: Peaky Blinders. I don't know what that title means and I don't want to know. In my head, the show is many lovable scamps yelling "Oi, that blinder's well peaky, innit?" and suchlike at each other.

Who run Wendy's?

Paramount, if you need someone to break down the story of Face/Off 2, you need to contact me. We can bring back both original leads while passing the torch to younger action stars, all in a way that proceeds naturally from the original. www.avclub.com/face-off-2-a...

A man in his 40s, waiting for a bus, may start making a snowball. But he should not finish, for then he would have a snowball, and be gripped by the need to throw a snowball. And one thing a man in his 40s may not do is throw a snowball at a stranger. Simply isn't done.

Lou Gehrig about to die from Lou Gehrig's disease

Rümeysa Öztürk, who was swept off the streets of Somerville last year by masked immigration agents, announced she completed her doctorate. “I would like to be called Dr. Öztürk, not Miss Öztürk, from now on," she wrote in a social media post.

Star Trek Into Darkness. How fucking dare they.

Brainstorming Facilitator: So far for il nous faut we've got "l'audace" and "encore l'audace." Do we have some more thoughts? Remember, there are no bad ideas in a brainstorm. Anyone. Anyone else? Fine. Georges? A new idea perhaps? Danton: Okay, look just hear me out on this

I may take some heat for this, but I'm just going to come out and say that Predator Dad from Predator Badlands is NOT A GOOD DAD

A single spaghetti will stick to the wall if its properly cooked. In time, the spaghetti will form layers, reinforcing the stucco or drywall. The greatest pasta chefs of Napoli, when their time comes, are interred in their kitchen-tombs, the starchy walls grown so thick that they are buried upright.

Dunk and Egg 10 more seasons

If you look "gullible" up in a dictionary, it will be more efficient than looking it up in an array. That integer is like your last paycheck -- unsigned. How did the computer program keep track of its weed storage locations? With a hash map. I know, this bit should have ended 299 characters ago.

@tiboribi.bsky.social @mvc.bsky.social they're gonna need more kings' doomed sons.

I actually have been asked for ID boarding a train. Just once, the night before Thanksgiving, in Boston's South Station. I was headed into CT. There were hundreds on the platform, but only I was ID'd and questioned. Only time I've seen or experienced anything like it.

At work, I frequently start typing git commands into chat, or ctrl-w my Google calendar when I wanted to close a Jira tab. Make an AI helper that always enters my typed input in the window and field I want it to, rather than where I clicked last or whatever, and I might actually use it.

The fantasy of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms isn't magic or dragons: It's that, when a commoner intercedes against the arbitrary cruelty of the ruling class and as a result is targeted by the full punitive weight of the state, a few members of the ruling class risk their safety on his behalf.

Time to get Enstonished again, Somerville. www.eventbrite.com/e/nebula-nig...?

Look, I never had much use for Kriegsministers anyway. But no more Düsenfliegers? Ngl, that one stings a bit.

Thomas Bahamas

Actual license plate encountered in the wild: HJ WIFE

It was something of a too-obvious choice to cast Howie Mandel as the voice of Sammy the Singing Squatch on Tyler Sheridan's Yellowstone: the Animated Series; I really think Emo Phillips would have brought something special to the role if given the chance. Still going to watch, buy the lunchbox.

There's going to be a dangerous moment, some time after it happens but before 2028, when the tech billionaires are going to realize that they have squeezed all they can out of the right wing and will want to jump ships to the Democrats. It will be dangerous because it might work.

"Even Steven" is short for "Eventually Steven." Sooner or later, Steve rolls up and sorts things out.

Seen at a Catholic church in Trumpland: Black sweatshirt, "Freedom" in white across the front. On back, in white and grey, American flag, hanging from left edge, tattered on right edge. Where you might expect the Thin Blue Line are the words "Charlie Kirk;" below, "American Patriot". Remarkable.

The Lobster (2015)

Hey kids! If you're uploading a pdf of your resume somewhere, the file name should have your first and last name and look like you did it on purpose. Not firstname's resume.docx.pdf. Not final version.pdf. Not resume (3).pdf. It's a first impression, and a nice thing to do for whoever collates them.