And if a teacher died midday everyone would just be told to ignore them and keep working!

“We.”

4 years and 1 day ago, Democrats responded to this fundamental right being stripped away with… a whole bunch of fundraising texts.

The cyclist slaloming in-between the pylons along the bike lane, and frequently veering onto a very busy street in South Austin was definitely in the pocket of Big Automobile.

Not as cute as staying alive through deadly heatwaves, innit?

Jeffries is gonna give him the frowning of a lifetime!

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Thanks. We really appreciate your scolding on resource allocation, guy who spent $130 million to secure *almost* 45% of the vote.

The Battle of Algaes

Stringer Bell over here.

Honestly, telling someone to quit ScreenRant is just sound career advice. deadline.com/2026/06/page...

you got edibles that last for 24 hours???

I’ve seen three different crank posts on FB, each claiming wildly different viewership numbers for the UFC thing, ranging from 17 million to 250 million. Each one also claims it was more watched than the superbowl.

If you ignore the part that Carson hated grifters and would ban them from his show, sure.

She also ranks 5th in hygiene.

When you learn the Cheetos contain onion powder.

The threat is still very real. One made it to the Senate.

He thought he had a rock that kept leopards away.

my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic

Real dearth of "edgy" comedians these days, too.

I've been to many pet hoarding cases over the years. Dozens of malnourished, filthy, matted, disease-ridden animals living in cramped conditions outdoors. Sometimes the people responsible started off with good intentions, sometimes not. Not one was put on the cover of fucking Forbes.

Serious third, fourth, or possibly eighth plague vibes here.

“I wAs TaLkInG wiTh A dEm StRaTeGiSt ThE oThEr DaY…”

“I’m a very special baby!”

Just saw a commercial for UFC at the White House. And yes, it did look like something that would be flickering on a screen in the background of a Paul Verhoeven movie.

Deep down he knows driverless cars really love him.

“Sure, he’s a spoiled brat Nazi with a history of abuse but his mouth noises he makes are so pretty! 😍”

Oh, well so long as it’s inaccurate AND inappropriate!

This is the kinda thing that used to get people outcast from society. We should go back to that.

You can still buy an antenna and make all this happen with your TV today.

They’ll claim it’s about integrity, but really it’s because their fragile little glass egos are more important to them than solidarity with their fellow journalist and former coworker.

You think Vance calls her his little Erikkkouch?

Martin Scorsese has embraced AI.

David Gilmour voice:

“Now that I’ve made up the problem out of thin fucking air, here’s why the Democrats are doing it wrong.”

News outlets used to inform the public instead of platform their ignorance.

Go full jugular all the time. Really glad to see some newer candidates get it.

“From the battlefields of Gettysburg…”

This helping, buddy?

“Heyyy Bluesky. This is a freelance blogger, and I’m MAD!"

Is this why AI gives everyone 6 or 7 fingers?

Why would Alex Jones do this?

My public university invented a new type of meat processing that allowed for the creation of the McRib. Fuck all the way off.

“Now, we’re gonna take a quick break from our regularly-scheduled evil to bring you this special presentation on how we’re not actually evil at all!”

Temu Lex Luthor says lay off the villain talk, it’s hurting his feeling.

Not the sheriff: taxpayers. I genuinely think there is a broader trend of institutions not feeling bound by fiduciary duties; they prefer to do what the want, and deal with the lawsuits and compensation.