This is a good reminder that if you're experiencing symptoms of a stroke, call 911. Do NOT open your laptop and file an article to Jacobin.

The man is in the national wresting hall of fame. nwhof.org/hall_of_fame...

If a Democrat was in power this graph would be superimposed over a Getty photo of their face going 😐 or maybe 😕.

Soon to be the world’s first trillionaire.

Neighbor’s trying to sell his house, and I’m not sure his strategy of piling trash in front of the For Sale sign is a good one.

No, he FUCKING DIDN’T.

Okay but I do like the idea of removing 90% of white men from the political process.

But what he lost in viewers he more than made up for in eyebrows.

AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

At least 80% of Jones' audience won't notice anything different.

What a paradise!

The lengths this motherfucker will go to to avoid the WHCA dinner.

Imagine how poorly he fucks.

You couldn’t make The Sopranos today. One of the scenes takes place outside a K-Mart.

If you spend $100 or more at TJ Maxx is that TJMaxxing?

We grew up with the illusion of self-sufficiency. Like a house cat.

interesting that when a movie with female protagonists does poorly the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists and when a movie with female protagonists is a huge hit the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists

She’s voted in 9 Trump nominees despite the fact he’s called her traitorous vermin scum.

Sure seems like most of the dogs I see out at places never seem to be trained, and often haven’t even been fixed. The people trying to justify this shit aren’t ’dog people’ as much as they’re ’selfish assholes who happen to have a dog.’

You know you can also do this during an ENTIRE bus or train ride?

There's a principle that's become embedded in the culture of the US, and it's toxic. It's basically this: it's stupid and even wrong to have a fight you know you cannot win.

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

As far as the rumors go, I might Walter Reed ‘em but I won’t Walter believe ‘em.

It's impolite to call Musk a genocidal white nationalist because "civility" in American discourse functions not as a neutral procedural norm but as an asymmetric weapon to shield the powerful from accurate moral characterization while policing the tone of those who object.

You’d never guess from the headline (or the first three paragraphs of the story) but he didn’t ‘die’ so much as he was killed by a pickup driver. kdhnews.com/news/local/p...

Airports have lockers, don’t they?

Spiderkash Spiderkash After sex You get a rash

After Hours, but it’s me trying to get out of the north Austin suburbs before rush hour.

So in 25 years when their children are killed in a school shooting their death certificates will have the mostly lovely signatures on them.

3) they're Johnny Knoxville's kid. 1063thebuzz.com/johnny-knoxv...

No, they’re not. The courts prove this time and time again.

The new trend in my neighborhood is one car slows down slightly to go over a speed bump while an SUV (always an SUV) angrily floors it to pass them, regardless of what's going on in the other lane. Oncoming car? Kids playing? People walking their dog? Doesn't matter.

Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms

“You make a guy do a lot of cocaine for one of these.”

One Wolf Dance After Another

KKK-Pop Demon Hunters (2025)

Stoned! at the comic con

The Guardian watching Sinners, noted vampire movie.

Yes, let’s please be gentle with the the poor wi’l Nazi Youth who gleefully joined a racist, misogynistic administration specifically to do its racist and misogynistic bidding.

Nothing says “spokesman for working class men” quite like an ascot with a matching watchband.

K-Pop Demon Hunters was streamed 3.3 billion times in the US last year.