It’s a Succession headline come to life!

People in abusive relationships often make excuses for their abuser. They often sound a lot like this. They will beat you and say it's your fault. Look what you made them do. If you just listened. If I say something it will be worse This is the talk of someone in a violently abusive relationship.

I had forgotten LeAnn Rimes existed. Now I know far too much.

Bari Weiss has already sent Noem a bouquet of fresh puppy corpses to apologize.

#3A absolutists rise up!

“The cunning strategy behind the president of the United States repeatedly confusing ‘Iceland’ for ‘Greenland’” - The Media

"Warns" is doing a LOT of heavy lifting here.

“Please remember the humanity of those that are going around brazenly stripping people of their humanity.”

Centrists, locking together arm-in-arm, screaming in unison "BETTER THINGS ARE *NOT* POSSIBLE!"

Call me crazy, but I'm just not sure the solution to the $30 billion-a-year private army currently waging war against US citizens is giving it MORE money.

Minnesotans out there like

Seen in Minneapolis this morning

Vile, dehumanizing op-ed writers have no place in polite society.

Maybe - now hear me out - they should stop heeding advice from the same idiots that have now gone one for three on keeping Trump out of the White House.

We sure are.

"Hold up one second, sir. Lemme just scan that QR code real quick."

Now it's Old Crow's time to shine!

Just sayin', but I feel nothing when one of my fascist relatives dies.

And they scare very, very easily. youtu.be/NKmnJgXyZp

There are no rules, they don’t actually care about respect, decorum, bipartisanship or debate, and only pretend to do so to browbeat you into submission. Nothing is going to change until more people realise that and respond accordingly; including to the media and politicians who have failed them.

Holy fuck they actually did it

Walz across cowardice

I don’t know why but clarifying “the national broadcast network” is extremely funny.

The same night a bunch of kids threw a punk show in the gym of my old apartment complex because they knew the cops were too busy and they’d get away with it. Fun show, too.

On two separate occasions I was having such violent night terrors I dislocated my left shoulder.

“How many retweets now, colonel?”

Vigorously masturbating to footage of the carnage. (Texas).

My MAGA-in-laws were quite sullen that their little granddaughter can’t make her annual visit from France this year, because her mom told them she was “too busy.” And, since theyre incapable of self-reflection and critical thought, they sincerely believe that’s why.

15 years ago I ghosted someone because she was against raising the minimum wage.

If they vote out of "societal obligation" then they are accountable to the other members of that society for the consequences of their vote.

Sure you can! And if they refuse to take a modicum of responsibility and blame their ‘societal obligation’ or other horseshit rationale, you simply remove them from your life. When asked why, you tell them elections have consequences. They love that line.

Yeah man, other than the global pandemic and the lethal coup to stay in power, it was breezy by comparison.

Emiru and Cinnabrit came to the shelter I work at to adopt two kittens and livestreamed the whole thing, raising more than $7,000 for us in a few hours. youtu.be/FpJ77fz0U5E?...

"Happy music"

One thing Austin still has going for it is finding out what the lunch slices are at Conan’s Pizza up north. Canadian bacon, jalapeño, and pineapple? Hell yes.

Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.

You wanna mention that it was a free concert or nah?

See, I think of it more as the year everyone got sick of being force-fed an unending string of shitty products that routinely fail at the simplest tasks and have made much of life demonstrably worse as a result.

It's amazing what happens when you give people the opportunity to form a community rooted in helping others, and how it can create a movement and a sense of belonging that will outlive any campaign cycle.

Gas was 75 cents a gallon in Die Hard.

"As a guy who's pretty thick-skinned, I would like to complain, in exhausting detail, about a minor quip made at my expense almost 16 years ago, and how it was morally reprehensible on every level."

I spent the better part of yesterday afternnoon wondering why a dumbshit, racist, fucking idiot hick relative, who’s never been outside of east Texas, would be so concerned about Somalis living in Minneapolis. Now I know.

Sounds like they're trying to Bari the story.

Before our fake Christmas today I told Certain Members of my family if anyone pulls any racist maga bullshit I’m done. So, my schedule just opened up on every holiday from now on.

When the couch is covered in plastic.

All toll lanes should be HOV lanes. I’m not using the Rockwell meme because I’m right.