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I'm Mike Lindell. I'm Herschel Walker. I'm Mel Gibson. I'm Sidney Powell. I'm Riley Gaines. Those stories and more. Tonight. On 60 Minutes.

Coming out of the supermarket the other day, I watched a driver struggle to back a Cybertruck out of a parking spot. There wasn’t enough room behind the vehicle, so they had to make essentially a 20-point turn. It was glorious. I left before the Tesla could burst into flames.

Ossoff: This is what small men like Donald Trump and JD Vance and Stephen Miller will never understand—that our national greatness flows not through our blood or our genes, but through our ideas.

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"WILL YOU SING AT MY FREEDOM 250 CONCERT?"

I can’t believe they want us to believe that President Trump actually has a heart.

They have begun to backfill the America 250 Concert with artists. Lonnie, the banjo player from Deliverance, has just confirmed his appearance.

Hosting a UFC fight on the White House grounds with 5000 spectators attending in person is an elegant way to demonstrate that the billion dollar ballroom isn't needed for security reasons

Add it up.

wake up babe the white house is a six flags

And the most pathetic and disgusting part is that they would.

“Shots fired” won’t be newsworthy again until there’s a very specific outcome.

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Just so I understand correctly, leaders of countries can now go to OTHER COUNTRIES & actually arrest the elected leaders of those countries if they feel the leader is guilty of crimes? Hello, Canada? DID YOU HEAR THIS?🤔

Thank you and cheers to Stephen Colbert 🥂 who has helped keep us sane in these darkest of times. A salute from The Guardian:

Please send this message to Schumer and Jeffries. Call them. Keep calling all your reps and senators and ask them to impeach AND introduce legislation to dissolve this fund.

Thou shalt not let these evil motherfuckers win.

Richard Nixon, spinning in Hell, can't believe he resigned over Watergate.

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So once applications open for the $1.7B slush fund, we're all going to apply and break their portal, right?

So much respect for this exceptional leader! Mamdani disputes Reagan claiming the 9 scariest words are “I’m from the government & I’m here to help,” saying: “9 more terrifying words are actually 'I worked all day, and can't feed my family.' Share everywhere! #uspoli substack.com/@rawstory/no...

For the low price of $1.8 billion, you too can have an army of repeat offenders.

Congress works 140 days a year and earns $174K annually, plus full benefits. How can anyone survive on that without a few stock trades and a little insider trading? They get 225 days off a year and think it’s okay to hold the federal minimum wage at $7.25 an hour for 17 years.

I miss having a President of the United States.

This Needs to Happen…. Idea: a law that says if you’re going to build a data center, you have to also build enough solar panels to power it. We can call it the Bring Your Own Damn Grid Act.

If this doesn’t make your blood pressure skyrocket, then you may already be dead. open.substack.com/pub/kenklipp...

No more billionaires. None. Once you hit $999 million, every extra cent goes to schools and health care. You get a trophy that says: “I won capitalism.” And we name a dog park after you.

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My dog when someone says the word “treat.”

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Apparently, one of the benefits of flying on Air Force One is that no one checks your carry-on for drugs.

True, but just TRY to get something like this past the GOP.

“Alexa, show us an interview you couldn’t pay us any amount of money to watch”

73% of mothers with kids under 18 are in the workforce. More than flowers or brunch, working moms need: -Paid family leave -Equal pay -Universal childcare -Universal healthcare (But get your mom flowers, too)

Really tired of stories calling things a blow to Democrats when they are actually a blow to democracy

He’s basically a ladder pulling Uncle Tom.

Seeing children being forced to interact with Donald Trump is revolting to me in every possible way.

I think politicians should start wearing sponsor jackets like F1 drivers, so we can see who owns them.

Maybe, let's take a break from self driving cars and billionaire rocket rides until we can drink tap water and breathe the air without getting cancer… Just a thought. 😎✨

IT’S TIME Dear California gov candidates, 🚨 There are 61 candidates in this race. SIXTY ONE! That’s how we hand the general election to TWO Republicans. If you’re still in single digits, the window’s closed. If you care about the Democratic Party, do the right thing. Drop out. Be loud about it.

James Comey has been keeping busy waiting for his upcoming trial.

Letting men decide about women's health care is like letting your dog make decisions about your car because he likes to ride in it sometimes.

Spotted today at the weekly protest in Aliso Viejo, CA.

That would be bad if that ever happened.