the lesson of the pandemic lockdowns should have been "the only people important to the functioning of society are the workers who actually do things" if every rich asshole on earth vanished in a puff of smoke tomorrow, nobody would notice or care

every horror game should have a database tab containing a list of all the cats you've petted

yesterday, after mulling it over for months since dissociating/disassociating after seeing how much hair i had left in a picture my mom took at thanksgiving, i had a barber named tony shave my head off. so far the conclusion is that this owns, i shoulda done this years ago, i will never go back

i want to play monek game bananas. here he is sitting in a human-sized car asking me why i cant afford the computer he's on

since i got a few new followers, y'all please help me back abide. jack&talha have more than proven their worth with judero and mashina and this is the most excited ive been about one of their projects. they have one week left

it's always weird/funny when the youngest cat who always annoyed the oldest cat becomes the oldest cat who gets annoyed by the younger cats. you dug your own grave dude, stop hissing. you are now paying back that obnoxious karma you old fuck

a decade ago i had a coworker who absolutely could not fathom an opinion of a game he had played that wasn't based on steam review aggregate scores. he was also a "games should cost $1 per hour of gameplay" guy. i really tried but could never understand his mindset and we resented each other for it

hahaha seriously though we should charge these people as child sex traffickers

I can't think of any immigrant in American history who has assimilated worse than Musk. The guy hates most of the people here and wants to hurt us, has open contempt for our traditions or values, and has spent billions trying to destroy our culture to replace it with that of his foreign childhood.

please help back ABIDE, ive been excited about jack's and talha's games before but never this excited. this is extremely my type of thing and i want to see it made so bad

it's hard to see someone else live your dream

I think one of the clearest parallels to the AI industry is that guy who said his horse could do math

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

The fact that these sentences always end with "... which we will cram with more work for them" and not "... so we moved to a four-day workweek" really illustrate the hollowness of some AI evangelists' promises that AI will deliver us to some kind of post-work utopia.

asking the woman next to me to take a few steps back and look disinterested while i grab a coke so the drinks cooler doesn't try to charge us surge pricing

I'm a fan of this recent framing of LLM-generated content as a form of denial-of-service attack. Its main effect is that it consumes the time and resources of people who have to deal with its output

definitely seems like you're safer from any kind of punishment for being in the Epstein Files than for, say, just to pick two examples totally at random, attending a college protest for Gaza or tweeting that you weren't very sad Charlie Kirk died

debra wilson is truly in every video game

Nice gall. Unmitigated?

It's true that Cinemasins-style "criticism" has done a lot to erode the actual useful concept of what a plot hole is, but if the ending to your story relies on the protagonist sacrificing themselves when someone who could flip the switch and not die is standing five feet away, sorry, that's on you

i want to feel bad for this tesla owner, but we've known for a good long while. have you ever heard the man speak? he can't even string sentences together

i often think about this review

they should spend less on starbucks lattes and net flix

though im holding out hope that this is business speak for "we won't repeat the failure of our coop game and will focus on what we're good at," the idea of remedy getting capitalism'd out of existence fills me with dread. please not them too

me when i log in to the world wide web

I’ve decided that for lent I’m giving up

anyway i'd love to collaborate with you on some kind of goop or ooze

ah yes, food, the hallmark of specifically the poor and nobody else

you ever think about how great Goku is? what a wonderful man

TICK BONESTEEL

it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced

"rats" i don't understand Mr junior, is R.A.T.S. an acronym? some new health diet? "ill eat rats at the game"

Oh, it's far worse than that. Society as a whole realized the harm - potential and direct - almost immediately. It's just that the people that run the world decided, even as the corpses piled up, that they just didn't care and were going to bet the entire global economy on radium toothpaste.

Understanding society is dangerous to reactionaries selling racial animus & crushing austerity, while enriching the rich

TIP FOR BREAD FANS: Try toasting it. Nice little surprise

Hot take, but no one should be using ChatGPT and any AI products in general.

i love game developers

if i received a donation i would not want $200. i would definitely prefer a Whopping $200

shadowheart: hello my friends or enemies who I traveled with. let's raise a glass to the gender-neutral ambiguously-classed adventure person of unidentified morality we all used to follow around and let make choices for us, who disappeared mysteriously after they died or became king or whatever

shadowheart: hello my friends or enemies who I traveled with. let's raise a glass to the gender-neutral ambiguously-classed adventure person of unidentified morality we all used to follow around and let make choices for us, who disappeared mysteriously after they died or became king or whatever

dnc leadership should at least submit the new names "p*do station" and "dullard airport" but they'd unfortunately follow it up with a very solemn "with this act, fascism is now completely defeated"

disco elysium dev responding to questions about why picking the fascist options hurts your morale:

oh my god, im your smallest fan. downright the tiniest guy you'll meet.

christmas 2: jingleman's quest