CHOTINER: Interesting. And did you in fact share the family-sized bag of Reese’s Pumpkins? ME: (biting into a cyanide pill) Nice try you sneaky motherfucker

If you or your loved ones have been forced to play this rhythm you may be entitled to compensation

We are gonna bail out that creep Milei? Eww

What’s happening: Napoleon is master of Europe. Go deeper: Only the British Fleet stands before him.

STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?”

9/18/25

wait the rapture took only my clothes

Except it’s not. Bway made record profits last season. The BWay League is in negotiations with AEA/AFM atm and using the NYT to sway opinion. Don’t buy it. Stand w/ the people working hard 8 shows a week to create that BWay magic! The Broadway Musical Is in Trouble www.nytimes.com/2025/09/22/t...

So is it left behind times yet

how are anti-vaxxers taking the tylenol revelation? doesn’t it seem kind of like telling a 9/11 truther that it wasn’t bush after all, it was like, the mayor of omaha

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Babu frik could be president, if we try hard enough

People power works. Together we can achieve real change. Just look at what happened when we all stood up to Disney: we got Babu Frik back

I know we've worked hard to move history ed away from names and dates but I think we might need to swing back to chronology a bit because "who was president on january 8 2021?" and "which came first, the clinical description of autism or tylenol?" shouldn't be this hard, especially for reporters.

You won’t see me editing. Instead I’ll just post 4 times in a row with increasingly worse grammar and spelling

My mom took Tylenol while I was in the womb and all I got was a career where I blow through a tube

This is, I think, the best push alert and makes me wonder why this directness isn’t the norm.

My mother took Tylenol during pregnancy, and now you can access free PDFs of Fanny Hensel’s complete solo piano and chamber works:

Instead of having Apple Intelligence constantly offering to replacing human creativity, maybe it could just fix things like this instead?

It was foretold and it has come to pass!!!!!

Great. I have a concert every weekend from January to April 3rd.

Y’all Greenville is wild on a Saturday night

Dona was Nobis Pacem’d. Now I gotta wait an hour to play the last 6 mins of Mahler 2, baby orchestra edition.

Ready to blaze through this choir concert and go home.

Erika Kirk is the very model of a modern major widower. Yeah I don’t know where I was going with this one either.

you know you can just eat a slice of quiche at any point in the day. no one can stop you. you can just do that

Big downpour has started in Greenville. I have escaped it… by being in a swanky green room.

Man, this setting of a Gloria sounds like the hustle. (I am waiting to play fake Mahler 2)

this checks out lol

Squarespace, because internet services aren’t subject to tariffs. Yet.

Greenville, SC downtown is a photography paradise. Wish I had more time to do photo walks like this—and be better at photography…

Choir time, with hair askew in the heat and humidity of the day. South Carolina y’all.

Playing fake Mahler 2 plus RVW Dona Nobis Pacem

Oops this was me the other day talking about Shostakovich 7

Just remembered I’m playing bolero on first later this year and played through the solo like 4 times

A student described listening to Gnomus from Pictures at an exhibition today as: the ick I get when I see my ex

james cameron walks up to whiteboard with TOEJAM and EARL written on it. he erases the "and" and writes Vs.

I forgot I made this I crack myself up lol

Classical musicians of bluesky, I can honestly say having a plex server is the number 1 thing that makes my life better as a freelance musician.

Thank you @jeffjarvis.bsky.social for saying this.

The folks I know in union leadership won’t back down from something like this… hopefully.

Spent most of a lesson today consoling a student. She was just broken up with over text by a dumb boy. Basically all i said was all boys are scum. (Which I mean… accurate)

We had one government teacher who made all of us check www.us-debt-clock.com every class to know how “screwed” we were as a country.

The music industry can no longer produce a Clash to write 25-minute reggae fusion songs about Luigi so @miasato.bsky.social’s court reporting is the next best thing www.theverge.com/report/77935...

The thing about being an artist is that sometimes you’ll have a really silly/cursed image enter your head and spend hours of your life drawing it. Hours you’ll never get back.

Their composer philosophers are though

Regularly get 66.6 mpg in my Prius. I guess I really am a godless liberal.

Why is he so fucking funny

In good news: I just did a widowmaker (squats x20 reps) for 285. Dying.