dash it, mane

Everyone else: talking about how beautiful the super moon is. My view:

Listen to this: youtu.be/RMSxewKxb5c?...

Glasses are dumb now because it’s like man I didn’t pay all this money just to see this mess

With Trump throwing everything he can out to distract the American people, could we use this to our advantage? Think about it. A guided tour of Area 51? Find out who really killed JFK? What really happened at Roswell? The possibilities are endless.

For those who don’t seem to quite get it yet. 🆘🇺🇸

Yep. Still nothing.

This thought lives inside my head constantly

Hate to say it, but entire books are going to be written about the week we all just went through.

Cynicism.

What the hell kinda bullshit is it that Paramount + does not have the Godfather films?

This just in...

Everyday I wake up and see headlines that make me think, "This has to be satire." Only to investigate said headline to discover that no, no it is not satire.

The Cities Are Full Of, uh, "Crime" By me and @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social Read more cartoons! #PoliCartoon Help us make more! patreon.com/barry

Signs I'm Getting Old #103: Cleaning out my wallet and finding rewards cards for stores that went out of business 10 years ago.

this is money cat, repost to get money

I swear, the temperature drops 10 degrees and suddenly everybody thinks it's October.

help

I saw not one but TWO Cybertrucks out in the wild today. They look even dumber in person, like some low poly, badly rendered Playstation One car.

I don't always listen to Slayer, but when I do, so does everyone else. 🤘

Ohh that's RICH @ohhthatsrich.bsky.social

New guy at work. He's in pest control but moonlights as a web designer.

Today is apparently a "Jesus Fucking Christ!" kinda day.

Imma say this loud for the people in the back: WE ARE NOT LIVING IN THE 1800'S ANYMORE! FOSSIL FUELS SUCK! KIDS DON'T NEED TO WORK IN FACTORIES! EAT THE RICH!

Listen to me, everything was better for the consumer and the labor force when organized crime ran things as opposed to private equity and venture capital, because the mob knew when to stop stealing.

Cartoons are truths with a better sense of humor.

Be the type of famous man that I feel sorrow over 11 years after their death

I really think the key is to lead your life in such a way that Johnny Cash would not have hated your &$#*@! guts

So if alcohol is bad and imbibing it is considered a sin, then why was Jesus and his homies always drinking wine? #wellitsamystery

🎵🎶Do you ever feel... like a plastic bag... inside a plastic bag... inside a plastic bag...🎶🎵

Male loneliness? Crazy idea... maybe don't be a dick? 🤷‍♂️

So several years ago there was a Superman comic arc where Lex Luthor was elected president. Anyone remember how that ended? Asking for a friend.

With the proliferation of A.I. at what point do you start to question reality?

Ozzy dies. Everyone:😭😭😭 Hulk Hogan dies. Everyone: 😐😐😐

Coworker: So... how's your week been? Me: Fine. Why do you ask? Also me:

I cannot believe Keith Richards has outlived Ozzy Osbourne. What a world we live in. #RIP