Ok, let’s go #NYCFC!

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

OFC digital phrenology was always the goal

THIS IS SO GOOD

IF YOU'RE STILL IN LINE, YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN IN THE WRONG LINE

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

No plans to change course whatsoever, brilliant. I'm fully on board

the vibe on twitter is so bad the racist coffee companies are beefing over who is more woke

Its funny how Muslims, leftists and trans people were being blamed for Harris losing the election in 2024. Then, a year later, the most popular politician in the country is Muslim democratic socialist who expresses full throated support for trans people. Almost like it was never our fault🤔

No barkin' from the dog, no smog...

I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.

got an automated email from ticketmaster about Hamilton. woke 2 is here

mamdani is human. he'll fuck up and fail, especially with a hostile press and the giant mess that is nyc's politics. but today is a great day for the brave women who told what cuomo did, and for those of us who care that it should matter. that power shouldn't go to those who hurt the poweless.

Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse

Once more, for old times’ sake

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

there is one of the largest mass hysterias i’ve ever witnessed in politics with people who hate zohran mamdani and it’s all going to be so much funnier when he wins

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

i can't stop thinking about this video. how the campaign started w/ Mamdani as an unknown basically...just like out reporting on the political apathy in 2024. figuring out why people felt jaded. and then working to bring about the opposite. beyond remarkable www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tur...

this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.

🔥 Bing bong. perfect post just now

Congrats to NYC, the capital of Real America

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

Ah well, there goes No Nut November!

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

There are more of us than there are of them.

[Exit Clown.]

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

This isn't a closing election argument, it's Vidkun Quisling explaining why surrender is better than resistance.

setting a 72-hour timer. this is the NYC LIB OUT ZONE. everyone gets a free pass for expressing enthusiasm for electoral politics in this carefully delineated window. post about the power of voting!!! cry over a schmaltzy campaign video!!!! allow a brief flutter of hope in ur rotted soul!!!!

If the dead don't want to be spoken of poorly then they should have been better people in life.

Elder millennials celebrating like the Ewoks in return of the Jedi rn

I’m not gonna believe it until we get proof his phylactery was destroyed

So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

Nearly 30 years later and Klendathu Drop still slaps.

my most lib opinion: so long as we have law enforcement officers, they should probably be able to pass an exam about what the law allows them to do without consulting notes

absolute beast mode

all these arcade seats look traumatised from staring at bright giant screens all the time

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

lord I see what you have done for others

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater

Third Amendment. No.