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was the gink there

doing the dril tweet about budgeting but it's about time instead of money and the biggest drain is picking out a GIF to send to my 13 yr old

I’m sorry, you said a shrip fried this rice?

Please, my father was Mr. Hubble Bubble

Do you think the Mets know they stink

12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams

posts so bad even doing the magic eye doesn't make them better

tree entrance, magic carpet golf, key west, florida, 1985

If I was in New York right now, I would simply drive back and forth between the Knicks and Mets games so I could see as much of the action as possible

Holy shit he is real

get daniel murphy off commentary! yuck!!!

Okay, this has been the closest I’ve got so far: 78-4 www.82-0.com/share?id=uPM...

You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you tell me I have mad cow disease - for what

I'll have more to say next week about the NC Supreme Court approving Duke Energy's rate hike. For now, I'll just point out that Chief Justice Newby owns Duke Energy stock, so the rate hike will make him wealthier. #ncpol He could've recused himself and got the same result. But he's too corrupt.

Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud

Yes, we should meet people where they’re at, but also where they’re at is stupid

A special gift for everyone who has had to throw down while eating waffles - the WAFFLE HOUSE logo & font generator is now live!

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mfs drink one glass of water and act hydrated you ain’t a real aquahead

8000 open tabs, 2 brain cells, life is a highway…….

I would start a band called the Kinknacks just to further confuse those who already confuse the Kinks and the Knack

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

BREAKING: A prosecutor announced charges against an ICE officer in the nonfatal shooting of a Venezuelan man during the crackdown in Minnesota.

these rural voters are complete dumbasses

Come on man. Don't do that. Don't do that to the baseball. defector.com/mark-vientos...

being horny causes a lot of people to do cool things

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Zzzzzzz

if you’re annoying from being too online, you don’t need an alt account to be more annoying from

“Sorry gas prices are sky high and you’ll never own a home — anyway check out these grainy UFO pics!” Cannot overstate how stupid these people think we are.

I wouldn't hold my breath on this one

the dem CIA governor is just accepting defeat? you don't say!

the US is undertaking a military mission called Project Freedom to... protect oil

oh is a horseball happening

they’re saying bluesky is one of the baldest apps of all time

okay, i'll bite - who's taylor swift

i drastically reduced my social media intake when i realized that i don't want to read the stupidest fucking thing i've ever read every day

You’re laughing. Our obese stupid senile pedophile president is trying to barricade himself in his winter palace after sinking the nation into an empire shattering conflict he cannot win and you’re laughing.

boy howdy the mets stink

Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.

googling “voices in my head for real for real”

literally perfect outside rn

my 13 yr old just called me from school to tell me that the other team for today’s softball game had to forfeit because six of their players got suspended for fighting one another

washing over the realization that possibly a lot of people don't know what the pope does with the realization that trump doesn't know what a doctor looks like

one of the things i like about daredevil is that it's comfortable with not trying to be prestige television also, gotta tip my hat to marvel for doing a good prestige show (Wonderman) back to back with DD

my 10-yr-old, in her ninja class, and I, on my laptop, looked up at the same time to make eye contact and wave to each other, and I gotta tell ya, that's one of the best feelings

sorry I have to tap the sign again