I have mastered the worm.

how many hospital scenes

SPACE!

haven't been posting here but you haven't missed much. I got addicted to Teamfight Tactics and I still go to the gym. here's me at the gym

got the viral little e-reader it's very cute

funniest possible national champion. I'm satisfied

learning is fun :)

it's still going I think it's sticking this time uh oh

game last night was so bad I guilt tripped my friends for getting me back into football

dog you’re the feds YOU’RE the one who’s not supposed to tread on ME

this just means there should've been another SEC team in the playoffs clearly

this is a function of what I've been reading lately but you know who behaves like this? the IDF

Pertinent to absolutely nothing, once again thinking about my favorite headline my old station ever ran. Matt Trotter’s a real one

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

I have a new favorite move

If you won't listen to us, maybe you'll listen to this horse.

still have no idea if this on the Deltarune chapter select screen actually matters for anything or if its just so we know what we did in our files but I just filled it up out of paranoia lmao

I regret to inform you that I'm actually having fun with Teamfight Tactics this time

kind of a rough time to be a committed Bill Simmons hater but nevertheless I persist

played in an online Rivals tournament tonight and did pretty good! naturally the sickest thing I did came in a set I lost but this was cool

What if we made the whole government out of Verhoeven

Solidarity with the people of Venezuela. Solidarity with the people of yet another country that my country has made unilateral unjust war on. What a long list, what a grotesquely revoltingly long list. Impeaching Trump is the bare minimum here man. Bare minimum of legal action required

this video delivered. first time I've had to think about Sebastian Gorka in years youtu.be/UFAD7GA_CzE?...

what a last minute comeback for my man Giancarlo

Everyone who works on Grok should probably be arrested. The only reason that isn't straightforward in people's minds is because they're used to nothing bad ever happening to its owner no matter what he does, and the fact that they keep anthropomorphizing Grok for some reason

I'm basically only in college football for the schadenfreude at this point and holy shit did that Rose Bowl deliver

antique store find! love da mets baby lets go mets

“what is DIE HARD about”

me when Gonzo drops the "and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"

how do the hockey players know where the puck is without the laserpuck

the legal weed is so much cheaper in Massachusetts compared to Maryland that I'm convinced I'm getting scammed lmao

Every released exchange between these people is like "Jeffrey, it has been too long, old chum. I was just thinking about how I, the pedophile Larry Nassar, am not unlike our dear president in his own proclivities. And by that I of course mean how President Donald Trump is also a pedophile."

please be as aggressively "back in my day" annoying as you possibly can about not using genAI for things. Back in MY day, critically acclaimed JRPG Kingdom Hearts' completely incomprehensible yet beloved story was made WITHOUT the use of genAI.

been having fun playing the bear and being evil

Zooming in on Puka’s celebration after a big catch

I love to leave my life of unimaginable luxury at the apex of my profession to travel to the windowless lair of a video game streamer with a room-temp IQ so I can do the most absolute dogshit banter imaginable with him and his lumpy shithead buddies.

good year in the gym :) Jan. 27 -> today

hello from New England

this hitting YouTube yesterday was the perfect birthday present

Also revisited the 1919 Black Sox scandal, which I learned caused no discernible harm to MLB’s business, just its image in the eyes of press. The first commissioner punished the Black Sox while enforcing a far worse violation of competitive integrity. frontofficesports.com/gambling-isn...

I finished Charles Portis's Dog of the South today on the plane. I started it like 5 years ago because of a Kaleb Horton piece and put it aside until recently because of my awful attention span. I feel deeply silly that it took Kaleb dying to get me back to it, but damn, what a book

deeply funny that Ryan Lizza thinks I will pay for that shit

ok I beat them all again :) Erratic Deck took me insanely long and also required a save from Mr. Bones on the boss but we take those

caught asleep at the wheel

woo

went into D.C. and got shot twice

love da mets baby lets go mets (from Sociology of Sport by Dr. Harry Edwards)

he is so real