The best part of a salad is when you get to the bottom and find the slurry of dressing and toppings that you actually wanted

Eating by candlelight in the shadow of Ironbridge power station ~ David Bagnall (1972)

Got the propane refilled and you can really taste the difference

I don't want to "submit documents" I want to bite somebody's neck until they stop moving

If you tried to make a wild creature fill out a Form they would maul you

New face and sweater. I like them a normal amount

Raccoon hours at the grocery store

Something is wrong, check the large panel of numerous unlabeled lights!

rah

When I was in junior high?? We had some sort of abstinence sex ed performance thing where one of the actors says like "I'm gonna do this whole school one screw at a time!" and everybody looks shocked and he holds up a screwdriver and says "I've already got half the screws in the bathroom stalls!"

The different creature. wip custom texture on @shycryptid.bsky.social 's Kloey avatar. Also with festive decals on the default sweater texture bsky.app/profile/shyc...

#ivyart #comic

The garlic cloves

For Halloween I have a public #VRChat avatar to share! With my Greater Dane base I made a #ScoobyDoo! You can fav the public avatar here: vrchat.com/home/avatar/...

Beware today, lest you fall under the Halloween Curse (Getting Thriller stuck in your head)

Remember when there were different shapes of croutons? What happened to little circles and tiny cubes

You can just make up a creature? Nobody will stop you

If we're supposed to do things all the time they shouldn't have made not doing things so easy

Sticks this on you

A different creature?

What's in the airport pyramid

Fursona name

Lol do not ask my about any of my creatures they literally do not have any backstory beyond "I think this is spooky" or "I think this is cute"

In the grocery store but I don't see any food everything is just colorful shapes

I like to see the creatures

When you find a "Good Deal"

She's out! You can go pick up PajamaMcHam's Kloey for VRC on my Jinxxy storepage! Alternatively, for those who already purchased the model on Gumroad, your downloadable files should be updated with the latest version! Enjoy! 🐺✨ $5 DISCOUNT CODE: barkbark until 10/31 jinxxy.com/ShyCryptid/K...

Me, caught doing something I'm not allowed to do: "It's fine, I'm allowed to do this. I've got guys telling me I'm allowed to do this"

Why is everything a Torment Nexus now and why do we keep making all of them

Only sad thing thing about the Whitehouse is you can see the windows in the rubble, they didn't salvage anything first. People would be fighting over all that stuff down at the Habitat for Humanity ReStore

"Gender is social..." My creature in the forest I can SEE you increasing the boob blendshape right in front of me. Gender is stored in the shape key transforms.

My computer wants me to install an update; it's full of AI. I'm updating my GPU driver; the app is telling me I can use AI. My phone sends me a notification about its new features; they're AI. I get an email from Google; it's telling me about their AI

he fucking loves soy sauce

fresno nightcrawler

A big creature that's scary but it pets you

dissolving melatonin in a monster and calling it New 4Loko

Sorry about Windows 10, anyway here's the Windows 11 update with all the garbage nobody wants

It's weird how nobody ever talks about the fact that we all hear incredibly loud discordant high-tempo circus music in our heads at all times

cool sign i saw at the animal park and a more modern version i found online

I've been told that Scabby the Rat is intended as a cartoonish, gross representation of our enemies and not, as I had assumed, a monstrous creature joining us in the war against management

tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life

Tired but like the other kind

"Capitol Police Investigate Swastika" is just two cops standing there like "Yep, that's what it is. Sweet" "Gonna see if I can find a patch like that for my vest"

Okami

1.50 skonk dog combo!

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