Should he let himself get taken in by mysterious cat ladies? Probably not.. but he’d likely let it happen anyway. What’s the worst that could happen? Another friendly meow, and a paw reaches up to gently bat at white hair.

// I think I’ll do the two replies on here when I’m driving home soonish🙂‍↕️

Can’t.. stop.. playing..

Blue’s back from a drug bust… It was #catnip.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝘐 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘢𝘴 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘐'𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 ... ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

Napping on city streets. Does this count as patrol?

It almost looks like the cat’s nodding along to what she’s saying, but he’s also nuzzling at her, so that must be all it is. Blue licked her chin when she got her face close enough. Kisses! It looks like somebody’s 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 tied a blue ribbon around his neck, in lieu of a proper collar.

Well…. this doesn’t 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 like Catwoman, but— Oh, who cares? She’s already won him over. Blue’s very content in her arms, a steady purr coming from the cat. “Mrrp!”

[ Getting fur on his pants.. ]

[ Perking up! A very happy meow. Of course he wants a snack! ]

[ The cat can’t hear him over the sound of claws tugging at fabric! ]

[ The cat’s head brushing against Bart’s hand..! Still traumatized. But now purring! ]

[ The cat’s going to scratch up his couch….. He did NOT need to share this knowledge! ]

<— Traumatized cat. Blaming Kyle.

More meows… very obnoxious to onlookers. Oh, totally! First thing I did! You know Rose, right? Have you met Rose? He lets me stay over! And he has more cats! They’re adorable

“Meooww!” I’M NOT SURE— IT WAS A SPELL? AND NOW… I THINK IT’S PERMANENT, GAR

LOUD YOWL. HISS! SMACK SMACK SMACK

Green cat? … Green cat! “Meow?” 𝘎𝘢𝘳?

Slipping past the door behind one of @vixencharm.bsky.social’s customers… His nose led him here!

Slow… slowly pinning his ears back. Leaping at Kyle! Wacking him!

A slow turn…. the cat staring at Kyle with his mouth dropped open comedically. Traumatized wide eyes.

Batting at the screen! Hissing!

Tilting his head… But then the cat is looking attentively at the screen. … … Gagging—

Pawing at @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social’s window. Loud meows!

Blue eyes blinking… “Meow?”

𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙄𝙎 𝘽𝙇𝙐𝙀 𝘋𝘐𝘊𝘒 “𝘉𝘓𝘜𝘌” 𝘔𝘌𝘖𝘞𝘚𝘖𝘕 𖤐⊹₊🐾⋆ ` ` 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄? ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ʙʟᴜᴇ…? ᴏʜ ᴍʏ ɢᴏᴅ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ 𝐈𝐒 ʙʟᴜᴇ. ‘ ‘ ` ` ɪ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍʏ 𝐂𝐀𝐓..! ᴡᴏᴡ. ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ’ᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀ.. . 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐈𝐌 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍. ‘ ‘ ˙⋆✮🐾˙⋆✮ #DCRP no canon here at all..! only crack! NON-LEWD, STRICT LEWD DNI❕ SFW, DMs OPEN