I know, I know. It was just the result of mom's dad being a narcissist. I wasn't trying to insult you, I was just pointing out that we look just the same save the hair.

Give me some time, I am trying to fix him one mental breakdown at a time.

Thank god we have different hair colours, I don’t want to get punched in the face because of your stupid comments.

Dude, did your education have a module on stupid gender roles or what? Ok, then... I don’t know, learn how to do ceramic stuff, and take it out on the clay. Also, we look exactly the same. Only your poor eyelashes are near invisible!

Maybe you could learn how to crochet, it could help with the aggression. You know, "stab it, strangle it, scoop out its guts, throw it off a cliff."

You know? I think you would be a lot less miserable if you focused more on bettering your own life instead of ruining mine. I don’t know, join a DnD club or a painting class or something.

Man, go to the back of that queue. Do you know how many people want him dead?

💥/: I am gonna be on a friends only mood for a while. So... I won’t be around the TL much, @ me whenever.

Tsk that's my annoying bestie, find your own!

💥/: Hi, so... I am leaving Bluesky for a while. I am going to do a DEEP clean of follows on all accounts because I am fed up with seeing certain things every time I come on the TL, it is killing my mood. If we are FRIENDS (not mutuals, actual friends) and I UF one of your accs by mistake, tell me.

There was nothing to win. [ That’s all he said before choosing to... Listen. To actually do what Thaddeus wanted, even if it was just this once. ] There is never anything to win in these fights. [ "But you did prove me right..." Was the part left unsaid. Then... Nothing. Just a gust of wind and+

have you ever met someone that was sunshine in human form?

Seems like someone can't find his feet. [ 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯, 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘵. 𝘉𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴. 𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦.ᐟ He tried to reprimand himself. And then came the sounds. The kicks. The bursting blood vessels. The sharp pain and the smell of burning flesh in every non fatal gunshot. The stupid detail of it +

If I am so wrong, Thad... Why is your head about to explode? [ Bart had decided to crunch down to his level. It wasn’t mockery, but it wasn't genuine concern either. For a fraction of a second —which sometimes felt like an eternity for him—, Bart felt almost guilty for throwing Thaddeus head +

I do what I must.

If anyone is looking for him, he is living his best life walking Haley. He bought her a puppuccino and everything.

Come out of the closet and look in the mirror.

Wait, is that comment about the queer thing or the fact you are the most Allen looking Allen-Thawne kid out of the two of us?

Neither, Asha. The asshole who made him took the time to make him blond. To be honest, the fact he considered that a "perfected" me should be blond is creepy as fuck. But it is also very funny because like... I guess he was attempting to make Inertia look a bit more like himself? But it had the +

Sure, sure...

<--- He misses Dox a lot, so he is taking every chance he gets to interact with people's dogs.

I don’t! She is super cute! How long are her walks usually? Does she have a favourite park? Can I give her treats?

Memememememe

How could you re-? Oh. OH. FUCK. Ok. No. What I meant was that in about 2 out of 3 sets of twin, if one of them is queer, then the other one is also queer. I need to learn to think my words.

Did you know that identical twins have a VERY high rate of concordance in sexual orientation, Thad? Chances are you are just as queer as I am. Congrats.

He called you a what now? [Give him a second to process.] He called you WHAT now?! That’s it. I am kicking his ass.

I mean, our family has a thing for weird names. On both sides in Thad and I's case. My mom is called Meloni.

I am still wondering how we ended up being so short.

Oh, yeah. That. He's threatened to kill all my friends and then take some pruning shears to the family tree. Again. Seriously, he needs a hobby.

I mean, it's how I make friends.

Isn’t that how most of the relationships in this family happen?

💥/: Bart saw Inertia on the verge of a panic attack and thought "I CAN MAKE IT WORSE"

I won’t shut up. No. I am so done with this. [ Thaddeus was breaking, and part of him wanted to crush him more. To see what came out of the dust that was once Inertia. Thad had gone through a lot. Through too much. He knew that, he understood that. But that was no excuse to keep +

Why are you like this?

💥/: EN ESTA ECONOMÍA ME MEO

Chat, how do I teach my twin to be fucking normal?

Trying to kill Robin from anaphylaxis hardly makes a career, Thad.

Thad, seriously, bro... Get a life.

I don’t want to be adored, you stupid, stupid, boy! I don’t want to be an idol! I don’t want worship or praise or fuck-all with that! I'm not twelve anymore. [ Honestly, if it weren't for the bone-chilling threats, he would almost feel inclined to be kinder to Thad. "Brother to brother. Twin +

Don't run around. Got it.

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE, BUT I NEED HIM IN A PSYCH WARD.

HE WAS, YEAH.

Bitch-ass twin is back. Now, back to more pressing matters. TIM, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

When is it someone nice, Kon? Nah. Inertia.

I believe Tim, we've seen weirder. And speaking of weirder, guess who's back.

𝘐𝘛'𝘚 𝘈 𝘉𝘙𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘕𝘌𝘞 𝘋𝘈𝘠 𝘠𝘌𝘈𝘏, 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘜𝘕 𝘐𝘚 𝘏𝘐𝘎𝘏 . . .

This has nothing to do with being the "original," Thaddeus. You are a clone, so fucking what? You are still a person. I pity you because you have no fucking clue how to be a fucking person and that is honestly really sad. But you know what?! Yeah. I am better than you! I am better than you for +

Fear and respect are very different things, Thad. And you can’t earn respect by fucking over everyone. You are not a mastermind. You are not the greatest ever. None of us are. No one is THE greatest ever. We just are. Fuck. I take back that last thing I said. I do feel sorry for you, I feel +

And then what? You've based your entire sorry existence on being a dick to me, so... What then, Thad? You say my screams were therapeutic. Did you fill fulfilment? Did you reach peace? Because I don’t think you did, man. I think you realized that me-shaped hole inside you was just the start of a +

My clone doesn’t need a therapist. He needs an entire goddamn psych ward.