💥/: Thanks! I mean it's a normal storm, nothing dangerous. The sound is just annoying jagsjsg

💥/: Like... I would hesitate to call them a modern mythos bcs they lack certain essential aspects of what made a myth a myth in the sense that a myth also served to explain a certain worldview, specific phenomenons, lineages... But in other ways, they HAVE permeated into culture in a way that could

He's got reading material for his February reading goal! (And he's also tearing up a little bit again, because reading the summaries on the back really show how much his cousin knows him and it makes him feel seen and loved.)

💥/: I mean... Honestly yeah comics are prime real estate for creating a new mythology. They are very mythology-adjacent in the way the storytelling w- Don't make me think about this too hard.

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💥/: As an expert on cultural heritage I could point to the many reasons that wouldn't work... But I am also a sucker for using decommissioned churches for other things so long as the architecture doesn't suffer. So... YEAH SURE LET'S DO THAT

💥/: You know those ancient Bibles with the same text written in like 3 languages side by side? I need a book like that but about comicbook continuity. Color code that shit and let me get answers without having to dig up things on fucking quora.

💥/: Man, you all are making Flash villains as I meet their Arrowverse versions. This is becoming SO funny.

The kid was... A bit weird, that’s for sure. But he was used weird kids asking weird questions. It came with the cowl. ❝ I run at impossibly high speeds and use that to do a ton of different stuff depending on what's needed. ❞

❝ It was an office building, don't worry too much about it. People were barely arriving. It didn't take me three seconds to get everyone out. Worst you did was break a ton of windows. ❞

Bye, asshole.

𝗧𝗼: 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘞. 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗺: 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘈. « Happy Birthday, Walls! I know you like sci-fi novels. So... I got you a bunch. From different countries. I thought it would be a lot more fun that way! And you reeeeally need the language practice (that's a joke). Love you, Bart. P.S. I collected them over the year»

💥/: Let's see @aberrantweapon.bsky.social and @the-speedster.bsky.social my dear friends whom I love SO much Leo, @batstalker.bsky.social, @robinwashere.bsky.social and @reverseimpulse.bsky.social who have made me feel so incredibly welcomed here (Sorry, Leo, I can’t never remember your @)

💥/: I just had a 3h nap. Help.

💥/: that's so sweet!!! Thanks!!

❝ I said it was the least amount of damage you could have with that kind of hit... ❞

[ Throws an elbow to his stomach at supersonic speed. ] IUGH.

❝ You're my family. ❞ It was the only response he needed to give. From another universe or whatever, yes, but still Barry Allen. Still his family. And, therefore, his responsibility... Care was the least you owe those you love. ❝ Good... How are you doing? What hurts? ❞

Wait. Really?! [ Bart was straight up beaming with joy at the thought. Smiling like he had just won the lottery. No. Something even better. ]

❝ Figured you would be hungry... ❞ That was the easiest part to answer about. Bart just handed him the food before sitting down. Nightmares like that were... Horrible. ❝ Next time that happens... Call me. No. Better yet, just show up. Let me help you back to reality... ❞

Thad Drake sounds cool. Thad Allen also sounds great in the meantime... If you want.

[ Give him a minute. He is losing it because Thad sprayed Thawne like a bad dog. ]

He just nodded, before zapping off. Coming back took him a few minutes. Five, maybe six. Enough time to check on eveeyone, clean up, and to stop and talk to reporters. Coming up with a story that would put everyone at ease... It was easier to lie to people who had never seen the boy under the +

I was supposed to be dead of old age by ten years old, chronologically speaking. I am turning ten chronologically speaking —twenty if we are talking about my actual age—, this summer so... You can bet I am throwing one hell of a party.

❝ Who do you think I am? I don’t listen to orders! ❞ But Barry was right. He needed to go out and play the perfect shinny beacon of joy. He had to go and make sure everyone was alright. Bart sighed. ❝ Alright. I'll go. I'll make something up. I'll keep everyone calm. But I swear to god, +

❝ That sounds GREAT! I have class in the morning, but I am free between that and night patrol! ❞

❝ No one is hurt, pops. I made sure of that. No, no. One person is hurt! You are hurt. So you are stopping, or I am trying my fancy new abilities on you. ❞ That was a threat. A real one. Bart didn't take his hand off Barry's chest. He wouldn't let him get up. He wouldn't let him leave. ❝ I'll +

❝ Stay down, the least you have is a concussion now. ❞ Hitting a building at re-entry speed for a spacecraft had to have done some damage. Even if he would recover for it very fast. ❝ I... Understand that. But you can't run like that IN the city! You know that! ❞ Bart wasn't mad, he was concerned+

Bart, however, didn't stop. No. He only slowed down enough not to break the building with the force from each step and made sure to get everyone out. An impact with that force had sure caused some structural damage. Only then, a couple seconds later, did he run to pick Barry from the pavement and+

❝ HEY, SLOW DOWN! ❞ Bart was running beside him. Catching up.

💥/: I'm watching The Flash and Cisco's powers remind me of why my child of Clio OC always wore gloves

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That morning, Bart decided to do something nice and make breakfast for both of them after his early morning run. So... Yes, technically it was Bart's second breakfast, but he was not going to wake Thad earlier than needed just to disappear. He had gotten used to to his brother's routines. He knew+

💥/: love u canonically a polyglot Bart Allen, you give me excuses to threaten people in my language

Mira, mira. Vamos a tener la fiesta en paz que como le jodais el cumple a mi primo os reviento.

❝ I love you, ❞ that was his way of saying "you're welcome" or maybe "no need." Bart was hugging him back, just so happy to see Wally smiling like that. ❝ I'll let you sleep now, but... See you later! Don't you dare think I am forgetting about this! It’s the start of a new decade for you, right? +

IMMEDIATELY zaps there with a ridiculously big birthday cake. ❝ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WALLY! ❞

Great, another headache.

💥/: So much physical touch and words of affirmation

💥/: PLEASE I'M BORED

❝ Depends on what you need. ❞

❝ A human? A metahuman speedster if you want to get technical. ❞

He just saw the news. He has no words. He has no words, and he feels so angry, so useless. "You can't save everyone," Well, he could have TRIED HARDER. He should have tried harder...

I was... Mad for a bit, but you know I process emotions too fast for my own good. [ Or he hid them. He didn’t process stuff. He rationalised it and pretended things were fine and dandy just because he understood his feelings instead of feeling them. He was so good dealing with everyone +

💥/: Nani lore drop, the gratest scolding I have ever gotten was because my school got robbed at gunpoint (that happened twice a month on a good month), and that day the thieves actually entered the school instead of just robbing the kids stupid enough to wait for their parents outside the wall, and+

💥/: Reminder... Alt text is for this, not that. This is not a personal callout or anything of the sort. But alt text is an accesibility tool for disabled users and should be treated as such. You are writers, describe things!