At this point we don't need a therapist, we need an entire psych unit. #nv

❝ Now THAT would be funny. We could wear a long ass trenchcoat. ❞

❝ I get you. We boys below six feet need to unionize. ❞ He joked, trying to eat his breakfast at a normal speed.

❝ We aren't short. People's perception of height is skewed because most of our friends and family are way above average height. ❞ Bart was making peace with his height. ❝ But you wouldn't be overreacting even if she didn't threaten to throw you into Jupiter. People are stupid. ❞

❝ Oh... Tell me the insult! That way, we can judge together if it was an overreaction. ❞ Or he can go kick somebody's ass pretty fast for being mean to his best friend.

❝ You're welcome! How are you doing? Like... Really. You seemed a bit out of sorts earlier. ❞

He doesn’t know why Wally and Kyle are arguing, but he is getting popcorn anyway.

❝ Of course! Be back in a minute! ❞ He didn’t need to aak how Tim liked his coffee or what flavour of donut he liked. He knew that.

❝ I am NEVER calm, Tim. That's a silly question. Are you ok? Do you want a donut? Wally and I do patrol and donuts on Mondays. ❞

❝ Good morning! ❞

"Don’t grow up too fast" was certainly a funny phrase to tell Bart Allen of all people. Funny enough, he almost felt like laughing about his childhood or lack there off. In the end, what made him laugh was the last idea. Bart tried his best to negate with his head as he cackled. ❝ I have not +

❝ You know, as well as I do, that I am joking... After all, therapy requires truthfulness. ❞ And that was something none of them could afford.

❝ Roy, stop being so relatable or I am making us both therapy appointments. ❞

Don't worry about it.

I... Kon, I think you are giving me an identity crisis.

You are my best friends? I think I got lost somewhere in this conversation.

Oh- Yeah, then it is different. I mean, in my books you are the same.

⚡️/: Probably the second funniest reply I have done on Bart, roght behind "Congradolences"

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❝ He didn’t. ❞

⚡️/: Poor Beau is going to have to listen to TS to understand Leo's comments

❝ He seemed... Great last time I saw him. But that was a few days ago. ❞

❝ That’s great! Less paperwork. Now I wonder how Jason is doing in that regard... Maybe I should ask. ❞

❝ I am starting to question if the government even bothers declaring us dead at this point... ❞

[Raises his shoulders] Why?

❝ Aham... ❞

It's kind of the same way I feel about you, I guess.

❝ Yeah, sure... ❞

⚡️/: I live to push the asexual agenda

I have never in my life wanted to make out with anybody... But, yeah. I guess I wouldn't exactly mind it if we were playing spin the bottle or something. Tim is great.

❝ Are you ok? ❞

Oh, yeah. He's fine af.

Yes, now tell me.

It's my speciality.

Who?

Nah, it's funnier to terrorise him! I think he was trying to play with Krypto.

Superman Prime is back and called me "The Devil incarnate."

Breathe in. Breathe out. Calm down. Ok. I will try to be normal about Prime.

I am on about the fact I DON'T LIKE YOU.

Get. Away. From. The. Dog.

I'm not the Devil, just your worst fucking nighmare.

❝ Kon, I love you so much. ❞

❝ Kon, you are making me want a burrito, this is so unfair. ❞

Tiny Taz-Mania [laughs like that was the funniest thing ever]. I usually get Roadrunner.

Hope you get lost and DON'T COME BACK.

Ooooow, are you scared? Of little old me? NICE. BEHAVE.

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