💥/: Well... Eh... Not great

💥/: Ah... DC, this could have been the most comedic duo ever. Man, Guy Gardner learning about Bart's messes through the Max told Jay told Alan told Guy grapevine and his entire Special Education degree taking possession of his body because "Holy crap, get that kid evaluated. Now."

💥/: DON'T TEMPT ME LIKE THIS

... Sometimes, I'm glad I'm short, and people think I'm still fifteen.

💥/: WHEEZE

💥/: Ao3 is down again

💥/: Please

i hate who i am when i’m not with you.

[ <--- Brought up Eobard already. It was relevant to the "Thad saved my life" portion of the catch up. ]

❝ When are we all not dealing with the works? ❞ Bart laughed a little bit. Yeah, Kon was doing a great job at keeping his spirits up, but it’s not like that was a difficult thing. Not for Kon. His mere existence kept Bart's spirits up. ❝ Speaking of ladies, you might see a Kara from another +

❝ Do you want a drink? I can go to the EU and get one. You know, where it isn't stupidly illegal? ❞ He was trying to crack a joke or two, help Kon not fall into the terrible headache that was sure coming his way.

<--- Getting popcorn for... No specific reason.

❝ Speaking of guys who got us in a casket... Prime is around. He is a fu- a prick, but Superman says he is reformed and even the Legion gave him a tumbs up? I know, insane. Anyway. I still want to kick his teeth in, but whatever... And about Thad... I trust him. So do Wally and Tim. +

💥/: Bart, darling, I think Batman would disagree with that "Barry is not mean" statement jagsjsgs

❝ Preaching to the choir, I don’t know 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 I am half the time. ❞ Bart laughed a little bit, balancing on his feet the moment they broke off the hug he started tapping on his temple. How to day all of this without overwhelming him? ❝ Uhm... I think we could start with the weirder news: if you see+

Bart hugged him back. He loved this. Physical displays of affection... They grounded him, kept him steady and happy and there. ❝ Oh, you better keep that promise or I am looking for you across time and space and draggimg you back. You know I can and I will, ❞ He laughed. ❝ So much has happened! I +

Looks around extremely fast just to check that there aren't girls around. ❝ I missed you. ❞ He is just... Hanging there like a ragdoll a few inches from the front. It's almost funny how Bart seems to have no trouble staying still when it comes to Kon.

❝ KON ❞ Jump on his back like a monkey. ❝ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU!? ❞

【 @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social 】 They constantly take turns infodumping about whatever they're hyperfixated on. Usually over tea.

With fire, maybe [ he joked ]. Nah, it can be cleaned, don't worry.

Don’t worry... I- I think we should through it out. Pan and all.

... How

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Oh, thank god. So that is why Bart hadn't noticed any major changes. ❝ About the price of newspapers, right...? ❞

Of course! Life would be soooo boring otherwise!

Tim 🤝 Wally Ignoring pain for food.

❝ Hi, @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social! ❞ He is doing a pretty bad job at hiding the fact he has a giftbag hidden behind him.

💥/: Ask Bart and I'll reply underneath!!! tellonym.me/by.NANI/open

... WALLY, I AM GIVING HIM THE STATUE TREATMENT.

A lot more than he thought himself to be, apparently. And he is very glad about it.

The older twin laughed a little bit, chuckled, really. That was funny. ❝ Your adorable baby. ❞ The rate of his nephew's growth was terrifying, but he made no comments on it. They were monitoring him, and he seemed healthy... ❝ Can I... Hold him? ❞

💥/: Anyway I am in misery (read impulsepoint last night and I am NOT over it)

❝ Not THAT high, but I have miscalculated jumps before and sent myself way too high! But I'm good at making tornados by spinning my arms and using them to like... Stop myself from becoming a Bart tortilla? So, no worries! ❞

❝ What is... The last thing you remember before Thawne appeared? ❞

❝ Yeah! But I... Am like super forbidden from trying jumps without someone who can fly present because I could get too into it and launch myself into the stratosphere. ❞

[ The smallest amount of cash he carries is a dollar, so... ] Keep the change.

Uh... Yeah, sure. Give me one. [ Man, where is he finding physical newspapers in this day and age? ]

Just... Someone who wants to get you home.

𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝖌𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆 ♢ 𝐓𝐨 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖒𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗 ◆ 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖉𝖔

💥/: rip Yeray's brain every time he has to listen to Thawne

Oh, thank god. Hi!

He is so annoying! He stole a victorian orphan from the past and then LOST THE KID.

<--- Passing grandpa a note that just says "He almost killed me. For the record."

I refuse to translate Prime and Kyle. Let the old folks figure it out.

You're so polite with your sadness. You don't want to ruin this for anyone.

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