I’m getting.. less excited for this Halloween….

[ Camera panning over to Jason and ‘Rot’ Harper ]

[Sliding over a pillow….]

The notion— it’s JUST a notion, right? Myth, folklore stuff? No.. zombies? Actual ones??

// that whole thing did, in fact, delete and it took me twice as long…..

The claws prickled and 𝘥𝘶𝘨, their sharp sting drawing a moan up Dick’s throat, to be swallowed in their kiss along with the very breath in his lungs. 𝘏𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥. It ignited a fire beneath his skin, along thin trails of reddened flesh. The salt lingering on his tongue —

UNcapitalized

The one about the dick..

// ok hold on speaking of—

// JSJDJFK

Oh, and I had to hear about how good the dick he takes is. The parallels draw themselves.

Don’t start singing that song again—

….. You know this, why?

Okay, FINE. But we all CALL him a zombie?

//soomsnh repliess

Yeah— a once dead human being? Hand coming out of a grave and all??

I’m calm- I’m calmm..

JASON. KYLE— I’m talking about JASON.

BREATHING.

Give me a moment..

NO— I’m not talking about Bizarro??

“Okayy.. is knocking on the front door an option?”

Wehaveanokillruleitsbadtokillpeopleimnotgoingtokillanybody—

You.. can’t think of one that comes to mind?

KYLE—

KYLE.

… just one, Kyle.

“Well if I can FIND it.. I’m sure I can pay a cordial visit..?”

I’m going to go shove my face into a pillow, and hope it smothers me

Is there. A zombie.. you have in mind?

… please stop talking?

…….. A zombie.

I’m NOT fucking monsters—

“.. Wakanda. That’s the place?”

I could’ve lied! I could’ve—!

“.. which is it, then? You don’t have any— or I have to ask nicely-?”

“Right— thanks? Thank you-“

Why did I tell you.. why did I tell you—

“I.. might have to look into that?”

…… Kyle.. WHY.

I’m going back to Haven and pretending NONE of this happened…

// HELP

OHMY GOD—

DON’T tell all of that to Jason—? Did.. did you already text him…

“?? That’s not on the periodic table”

.. You’re ridiculous, and that’s coming from ME

KYLE—

TELL /THEM/ TO TIME IT BETTER?

“How’s it hidden on land—?”

KYLE?