// My heart is so broken. I might never recover 😔😔 my partner. My beloved. How could they?? Subjecting me to such pain and heartache..

spooky❥ We're watching the Hobbit Trilogy and just finished the Desolation of Smaug .. And watching the Third (The battle of the Five Armies) tomorrow !! (NO SPOILERS I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE)

spooky❥ Sorry I havent been around, work has me in a chokehold

spooky❥ Phat bussy..

spooky❥ Sorry its half assed im at work 😞

The blubbering turned into sobs from the floor; any remaining makeup streaking down the bruising and re-opened wounds. Its true— She had failed. She messed up. She couldnt even carry out the ONE task he gave her!! Through sniffles and sobs, hands reached out to grip at his legs,

spooky❥ YOU WANT TO SHOOT MY BABY?

Unhand me you vegan fool

spooky❥ pyro is that a gun

No BBQ party for Harley..! Shes being held at gunpoint & has a concussion!

spooky❥ Stop spamming my partners Ivy this is not a warning but a threat 🙏 I will hunt you for sport. They will not ship w/ you

There it was— That dread fulfilling itself upon her own failures. Her mistakes. Her wrongdoings. The still healing mark from Ivy reopened upon Jokers striking. Harley winces, eyes squeezed shut— But doesn't dare shy away. No, that would only make it more severe.. "— I.. I'm sorry Puddin!

spooky❥ 😟 Good Heavens!

spooky❥ hi sweetums

spooky❥ Btw last night/night before.. we were talking abt pyros Jack Napier acc and he was saying he hasnt touched him for awhile and i was like "yeah but now i have a Harley" ... giddy mf started logging back into the acc

spooky❥

There was hesitancy; but the risk of refusal outweighed accepting it.. Slow, Harely shuffled into those arms, carefully lacing arms around the Jokers torso. ".. W.. Well..? Err uh.. About Ivy...! I did good— A big explosion— Big one! Half a block! But ahm..." Reporting bad news? .. Better to tell

Sore, delirious— ears still ringing.. The basecamp felt more like a bad omen than a home. Makeup was partially wiped off, allowing aid to the welts and bruises— concussion? Who's to say.. Harleys body ached in that dimly lit hideaway; knees pulled up and pressed against a pained chest..

// I have scary dog privilege. Don't make me use it.

// Also I made this account specifically for my partner's Harley. So shipping very unlikely unless we have strong writer dynamic.

spooky❥ eating and then posts (bsky added extra pics the first time????)

[ OOE ] Look Puddin'! Aint he cute?! Can I keep him..? Can I? Can I?

// I always think its funny that my partner and I have such a good, healthy relationship But when we do ships in RP it's always toxic and doomed gndjfksk (It's my fault every time <3)

grinning mug. His journey to basecamp would be a long, painful one — fueled only by spite. By a fury that could only be subsided with one thing.. "𝘖𝘩, 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘦𝘺. Your puddin' needs you..." #OneLastLaugh

Among the fading chaos, there came a shadow lurking just outside of prying eyes ... Bloodied, bruised & with a fierce limp that caused his leg to drag with each agonizing step .. The Joker made his unexpected escape. A scowl over cracked & runny painted lips in place of his usual ++

... Disoriented, the last memory a bright light and greenery reaching out to her. It takes a moment to push the rubble off of herself; bruises and soreness in places the sun didnt even see. Pained and clutching at what was most likely fractured ribs.. Harleen limped 'home'. A mangled Jester.

Harley's explosion left devistation & ruin. & There had been no sign of the wicked clowness, likely succumbing to her demise from her own chaos ... & only Ivy remain. Lying still .. quiet .. cold.

Ivy lie beneath the crumbling city, protected only by her greenery that shield her from falling debris. The shrill laughter of the Jokerized had died out & an eerie silence fell over Gotham beneath the light of the moon. The battle was done, but it held no victor. ++

spooky❥ Long ass day.... Posting when I have time 😞

spooky❥ I blew up Harley and a half a block of Gotham

He's heavily invested in the fight between Joker's little blondie (the lady one anyway) & Miss Toxic Tulips . . . "Now there's some good entertainment .." #OneLastLaugh

💣

Bing By the way, Happy Pride Month. :) If you're a Batman fan, or just someone who's struggled with their sexuality, I recommend 'Finding Batman' by Kevin Conroy, who voiced the character for thirty years in numerous productions.

spooky❥ that aside 🙂‍↕️ ivy/harley fighting reply soon

❝ Dead, Dick. I- ❞ A deep, shuddering breath. ❝ I sent him into the zombies. I heard him laugh, then... nothing. ❞ He hops down the ladder, hitting the ground. ❝ Let's get the city cleared of gas. Then, the antidote. ❞ 【 #OneLastLaugh 】

The hoard below reach their arms out to their maker, welcoming him into their grasp with their own forced mirth. Combined shrills of laughter echoed in the streets where the created turned on creator — until silence overtook them ... Until Joker ... was gone.

He's forced to release his hold, succumbing to gravity's pull as he falls. A shriek is torn from his throat, drowned out by mother nature's storm that engulf Gotham in her saving grace. But his screams dissolved into maniacal laughter. ++

spooky❥ Hey! Im going to be very blunt about this— Any final decisions on the event and the direction it takes are for Esme ( @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social ) and Joker ( @killerjokes.bsky.social ) to decide and needs to go through THEM ONLY. It is THEIR EVENT. #OneLastLaugh

I didnt say diddly-squat about icecream!!!!

"Shut up! Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!!" Its almost a chant at some point— A frustrated and panicked Harley jostles with the launcher, trying to free her ankles as Ivy closes in. Fingers finally squeeze; firing two more bright bombs of blue and red, arching through the sky

resources from the vast earth beneath the rubble that gave way to it. Flora breached the dirt, targeting the rocket launcher in an attempt to prevent fire. "Life..!" & Ivy darted towards the other woman, a sweep of her leg would try & connect with a swift kick. [ #OneLastLaugh ]

moment Harley trembled against the trigger. "You can die by my hand, letting your body become fertilizer for my plants .. It'd almost be poetic in a way, don't you think? Giving back what you've taken from them! The great circle of .." A beat. Ivy shifts her stance now, pulling ++

Slithering vines uprooted the soil at the harlequin's feet like deadly vipers going in for the kill. "He's using you, Harley and the sooner you realize that the better. Or.." Her vines coil around Harley's ankles to anchor her in place, giving Ivy the advantage of advancing for every passing ++

// Remember, you may participate in the event But you must use the hashtag #OneLastLaugh for related posts on the TL. And you must be following both @/eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social & myself. It is our combined event afterall.

spooky❥ writing in abt an hr !!

An over exaggerated frown spreads on the painted lips; repositioning the launcher from a shoulder back into her hands, white knuckling its grip. "Dont you go bad mouthin' MY Joker! Ya' just don't get it! Yah' don't understand that what we have is SPECIAL!" All she had to do was pull it.. just pull

❝ Rhodonite to all, Rhodonite to all! Poison Ivy has agreed to form a temporary truce with us! She's not to be turned into police until her next crime is committed, capisce? She's immune as long as she works with us to take down Joker. That said... I'm heading to his location. ❞ 【 #OneLastLaugh 】

spooky❥ I know pyros over there giggling and kicking his mf feet at this shit

Boots stomped across the tops of vandalized cars; blaring alarms in the cacophony of laughter, a harmonized music of destruction. "Come on out! Join the party!" The launcher resting against a shoulder, eyes scanning for the next best place for those launched presents! A flash of red and green