We do not tolerate Silkie slander in the Tower!

She is going to make a wondrous older sister!

[Very offended, very high-pitched gasp.] 𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘎𝘕𝘈𝘕𝘛! AND A 𝘞𝘌𝘋𝘋𝘐𝘕𝘎!

But how else are we to celebrate the wedding? [Pouts.]

I… do not think I know any poems that last 72 hours long.

We were ALSO not invited to the union.

[Beginning the third verse, where she improvises on the cute, awkward flirtationship of the newly-wedded couple.]

/ WHY DID LONGINGLY AUTOCORRECT TO TAMARANLY anyway

*First.

[Dangerously transposing to a higher key.]

/ i missed the wedding i’m gonna have kori bust everyone’s eardrums

[She can’t hear from all the romantic Tamaranean she’s singing. 💖]

To celebrate, I shall recite a famous love poem from my home planet. All 700 verses! [Breaks out into glass-shattering song.]

[Immediately bursting into happy tears.] This is absolutely wonderful! My sincerest congratulations to the loving pair!

𝘏𝘜𝘚𝘉𝘈𝘕𝘋?!

[A slow nod in understanding as she gestures over to the doors.] I suppose it would not hurt you to use the actual entryway. Or is stalking through windows just an actual preference?

There was nothing to see—!

(It is the most hilarious shape! You are such a strong canine friend!)

[Voice rising a pitch.] Indeed. Locked windows after the sunset. Yes. It is a must.

[Freezes.]

Hmph.

First, the witch boy, then the black goo named Steve, and now Red X. [Counting off on her fingers.]

It seems the Tower security is in need of another upgrade.

“Yᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀɴ ᴀɴᴄʜᴏʀ. I ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ɴᴇᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ I’ᴍ ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ. Gᴜᴇss ɪᴛ’s ғᴜɴɴʏ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴡᴀʏ.” Jack Ryder. Reporter. Late Night Talk Show Host. Podcaster. Creeper. Demonic Anti-Hero. Yellow Skinned Wacky Man. ♡ + ↻

[It is… a perplexing watch. Fascinating. But perplexing.]

𝑱𝑶𝑵 𝑲𝑬𝑵𝑻 bicon. compassionate. selfless. outgoing. resilient. happy. bicon. your friend. adult mun. adult muse. lewd accs dni! dms open. #𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑳𝑬

Another broken fridge in the Tower. [Casually dismissing it with a wave.]

I must also place onto the table that it was not 𝘮𝘦 as well.

⭒˚‧ ︵‿⭒ཐིཋྀ 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒

/ the way i never progressed too much with stardew valley bc i was so focused on fishing and chopping down trees ALSKGJLAKSGASG

[Splayed upside down on the couch, mindlessly watching the TV as she finishes her ice cream. This time, she’s being mindful of not chewing right through the stick. Was it better to do it this way? It certainly kept it a little longer, that’s for sure.]

[Kori barely even got a word in before the stranger started producing flames in the middle of the self-care section.] Oh—! [Her mouth falls into a surprised ‘o’, not sounding as concerned as she should have been until a shrill shriek sounds over to the right next to them. "HELP, SOMEONE -

[For some reason, this almost makes her feel bad. Such energy almost dampened by the lack of snacks!] I… am sorry? Maybe the snacks you’re looking for are on the other side! I could accompany you to look.

/ NATSU STARFIRE OK

[Head perks up, confused.] Fire snacks?

[Nothing unusual about a fiery orange alien debating about which conditioner to get in aisle 5.]

"Look up. It's- 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉!"

Indeed. [She moves around and takes a seat on the floor next to him. It was near enough that she’d be able to observe and talk closely, but not too much that she’d disturb if he needed to move around.] I am most pleased you are able to come by! I heard it has been… an eventful few weeks for you.

[She nods eagerly.] I have had prior experience in helping Vic when he was also down here with the T-Car. If not, would you be opposed to just having company around?

[A sweet, unknowing smile spreads across her cheeks.] I came to see if I could offer my assistance!

[Peeking out from over the bike.] I did not know you had such a melodic voice!