windy. Finished setting up for work this weekend! Now at Waffle House.. dinner, waffle dinner

windy. I love turning rp into an excuse to do research. Diving into the 1890s 😋

Whatever you do— do NOT go into the men’s bathroom, it’s a nuclear warzone in there right now dude!

[family guy cutaway gag to re4 Leon having post-las Plagas shits in the White House bathroom]

windy. My ass is so tired, got no sleep last night. Two hours on the road. Chugged a five hour energy shot and a Mocq Loca.

windy. I’m actually supposed to be asleep but I gotta wake up in three hours so 🧍‍♂️

“MPFH- PHF— FHANKS- MM- AM!” Close your mouth when you eat?!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh… I dunno, maybe it’s a country human thing.

((an introduction post, i guess c< Hello, iM KaraMa, tHe lOcal rOgue Of tiMe, My cHuMHaNdle is MegalOMeMes, i speNd My tiMe ruNNiN a taverN, aNd blacKsMitHiN, witH a dabbliNg iN revOlutiON, aNd frieNdly strifes as well, My strife specibi are tHe scytHeKiNd and revOlverKind >c ((+

Woah woah woah— Now how does that make me the freak?

𝕴'𝖒 𝖓𝖔 𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖔

— / / ❝ 𝚂𝚘 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚋𝚎, 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚝'𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚢 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎 . . .

𝗜 𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗻'𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘆, 𝗜 𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗻'𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗻, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜 𝗡𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗼𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗺𝗲. 𝗛𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗺𝗲. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁. 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲. ♦ 𝘕𝘚𝘍𝘞 / 𝘚𝘍𝘞 (𝘭𝘦𝘸𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯). ♦ 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘭 𝘖𝘊, 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 616-𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘊𝘜. ♦ 𝘋𝘔𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 (𝘖𝘖𝘊 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵). ♦ Made by: lapis

𝘈 𝐆𝐎𝐃, 𝘢 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑... 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝐍𝐄𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑. 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚. 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗧𝗬 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖's 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵. • 𝘕𝘚𝘍𝘞/𝘚𝘍𝘞 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘴 (𝘭𝘦𝘸𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯) • 𝘋&𝘋 / 𝘔𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘍𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥 • 𝘋𝘔𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 (𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘖𝘖𝘊, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦!)

"𝐖𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐲 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐃𝐨𝐨. 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐎𝐟𝐟." 🥁𝗖𝘆𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗽𝘂𝗻𝗸/𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗻/𝗦𝗰𝗶-𝗙𝗶 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀 🥁𝙉/𝗦𝗙𝗪 | 𝗟𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁/𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀 🥁𝗔𝗱𝘂𝗹𝘁 𝗪𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿 | 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗗𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗻 | 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗼𝗿𝘀/𝗧𝗮𝗯𝗼𝗼 𝗗𝗡𝗜 #OC #Fandomless #MVRP

ᴇᴍᴍᴀ ᴅᴜᴋᴇ. ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ ꜱᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ. ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ꜱɪꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ʜᴇᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅᴜᴋᴇ. ꜰᴏʀᴍᴇʀ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴛʜᴇʀꜱ. ᴏᴄ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇᴀᴛʜᴇʀꜱ ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ.

𝑴𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒅𝒔, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰'𝒎 𝒂 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒓, 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝑰 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒅, 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒂 𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒓

ᴊᴇꜱꜱɪᴄᴀ ᴀɴᴅʀᴇᴡꜱ. ᴍᴜꜱᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴋᴀʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴋɪᴅ ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏʙʀᴀ ᴋᴀɪ ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ.

ㅤㅤ𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗪𝗛𝗢 𝗗𝗘𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗦 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗬. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗬𝗘𝗥. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢 “𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲” 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞. 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐜. 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐮𝐥𝐬𝐚, 𝐨𝐤𝐥𝐚𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐚. 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞.

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝘐 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘢𝘴 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘐'𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 ... ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

𝐦𝐞𝐠 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐲. 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞.

𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗽. 𝗱𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗽 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝘅𝘀𝗽𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗽. 𝘀𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗲𝗹𝗽𝗵𝗮𝗯𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗽. 𝗿𝘂𝗹𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱. 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁. 𝘄𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲.

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