Only one that matters. 🤪

"Laura, Laura, on the wall. Something, something... umm. What rhymes with wall?"

Don't shoulder my burden, April. Half the @#$& that comes outta my mouth has 0% to do with you, and 100% to do with my own neuroticism. ... I might not know how to say it, but I'm happy to see you, kid. Always happy to see you.

You're um- you're going already? :/

// I see why writers in the modern era make Ben edgy as someone who's been hard focusing Peter lately, their voices can be super similar giving him that nihilistic, somewhat "I could snap at any moment" attitude really sets his humor apart Pete is very... inoffensive and talks a lot

Foot, meet mouth. Mouth, meet foot. Oh! I see you've already met before! Then why didn't you warn me I said some stupid @#$&?

... W-What? What'd I say?

Yiiiiiikkkessss...

♇ᡣ𐭩 The Peter Parker broke curse is causing Ben to slip up

FUCKING WOOF. How do you fuck up SO bad

♇ᡣ𐭩 A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸 Minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain semi-lewd themes; multi-ship w/ friends only.

// Ben: how do I save face after bringing up miscarriage? "you must save a ton of money! Lulz!"

But, I- ... God. I'm so sorry, MJ. Truly, seriously, from the bottom of my heart. I was so looking forward to being an uncle, y'know? Err. I still am, but- ... Um. Hey, on the plus side- you must be saving a TON of money!

... I. Wait. But you're not pregnant anymore, are you?

Oh, dude- MJ's here too? Craaazy. I haven't seen you since the 90s! Weren't you pregnant?

Yeahhh... Not in the cards for me. I've been thinking about going back to Chasm for months now. Just haven't bitten the bullet! Besides, Raven would probably rip my balls off. If I had balls. [Aggressively humming the Twilight Zone theme.]

⋆˚꩜｡ ࣪ ˖ 𖦹°⋆ ⋆˚꩜｡

Haha, yeah! It's me! And it's you! In the bio-organic flesh! Who am I again?

April!

"Yeeeah. Catching up on what exactly?"

Achoo!

Web swings in. "Huh? Where'd everybody go? Bingo?"

"𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐚 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞"

𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓 𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝑴𝒂𝒏 𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑨 𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒏 —————————————— ° 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒅 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅 — 𝑺𝑭𝑾 ° 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔 ° 𝑩𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍 — 𝑺𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 ° #𝖬𝖺𝗋𝗏𝖾𝗅RP – #BSRP —————————————— 𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑻 \ 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬

Faded, printed then re-inked and coloured a drawing Stanley "Artgerm" Lau did at Singapore Comic Con. So obviously not my drawing, but I inked and coloured! :D

"𝘐𝘧 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝙄'𝙙 𝙗𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝘍𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝙏𝙤 𝙨𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘥𝘴 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴, 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙙𝙚𝙧" 🎶

"Did I really have to take over Limbo? What was I thinking?"

"Christmas sure is nostalgic. . ."

// I am very glad that you poke me on my accounts, no matter which account you're on, so I will always be thankful for the opportunity to write your descriptions of Felicia in the past used to make me laugh out loud audibly, mostly referring to "dump truck ass" and for a while I thought you were -

// I will refollow you every and any time you decide to make a new or old muse, and even if sometimes there's a lull in interactions or things don't go the way we planned I always enjoy our interactions!

// sometimes you overwhelm my feed with the sheer amount of content you put out, but I enjoy that you give everybody a chance regardless of who they are- you like to engage with anyone and everyone and it's really cool also sorry for dropping the one thread we actually plotted somewhat on strange

// always a pleasure to see you on the timeline! I enjoy that you stick closely to your character's history when you put out open starters, it shows to me you care deeply about who you're writing and want to share in that passion with others.

kas ❔

kas ❔

Oh man. Whenever people gave him gifts, he always felt as if he hadn't deserved them. What did he do? As far as he was concerned, he was just another needle in the haystack- except the haystack was chock- 🕸️

kas Limiting myself to threads and going to stick to them instead of getting bogged up in the timeline. I'll be posting open starters from time to time, so if you'd like to write- please don't hesitate to either drop me a line or simply reply to one of 'em. Thanks! 🤙

kas Limiting myself to threads and going to stick to them instead of getting bogged up in the timeline. I'll be posting open starters from time to time, so if you'd like to write- please don't hesitate to either drop me a line or simply reply to one of 'em. Thanks! 🤙

There was a soft subtlety to her manners. She moved with such refined grace, a cold, yet engaged look upon her visage- that despite every inclination of solitude, a warm hearth resided upon those stained lips and dark irises. He looked a little too long at her, in between glances to the flask- 🕸️

"Hm... I think I'm gonna buy a Labubu today!"

// posts my Spotify wrapped

"Lost my faith, made mistakes Kept myself awake Just to see how it felt To be strung out And I can say that I've changed That I'll keep you safe I'll be fine, don't give up on me I'll come around" 🎶

"𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘯. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦." - 𝖣𝖬𝗌 𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗇, 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌. - 𝖱𝗎𝗅𝖾𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗐.

"Alexa, pull up the chemical makeup of Silly String!"

"If I used something like- let's say - Polypropylene Glycol, it might slicken the webs, but to dissolve them completely, I would need something more aggressive ... Say- 26% Ammonia?"

THWIP! Suddenly webbing all the ice cubes together in a nice little web icepack! "Men, maybe! You never said anything about Spiders, though!" Rushing to her side- literally just, tripping on an ice cube and crashing into the fridge.