≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋ - 𝐒 𝐓 𝐎 𝐑 𝐌 : Ororo Munroe ≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋ - Weather witch of the 𝐗-𝐦𝐞𝐧 - Lightning strike of the 𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 #𝕾𝖖𝖚𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖑𝖊✍

[quietly putting away his air horn...]

Hey, what's a mom to a clone, right?

Pure heat.

Schmeater Schmarker.

Well, sheet. You just knocked me off my feet.

I'm like- 40% sure someone else's made that correlation somewhere around the world!

You ever notice how Pete rhymes with "Schmeat"?

Backflip! Double backflip! Triple backflip! Triple backflip with a twist!

💭: Papa Pete...

"Happy Birthday, April. Uncle Ben's proud of ya."

// i promise i'll be around at some point, just taking a small break- life has been exhausting this week in particular! see you when i see you!

Stretch. Deep breath. Get out there. You got this, Reilly.

Fucked with Magic once. Got super buff. Never again.

That’s not flour, it’s — 🚖🅾️🚖🤬🤦‍♂️🐎👂 “IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLAAAAYYYYYYYY!” 🙀😱

Augh! Farts. "Miguel, what the hell man!"

Gooning at 2:34p AND 9:34a? The world is a crazy place. Time. It's like. Different everywhere man. Koff, koff.

Pete, really? On a Monday morning? It's not even 10 yet, man.

"Man, I hate Opposite Day."

Hoooonk. Snort. Cough. Choke. Zzz ..

"Oh. It's this dream again... Zzz."

Noodles...

Stirring with a groan. "No..."

Honk shoo. Mimimi.

"If I got stabbed by Magik, I'd consider myself lucky."

"Steal it. Steal it. Steal it." Chanting.

"... No, I-" ... "Nevermind."

"I would fuck up some ramen right now."

"Well, you said 'ex', so I assumed... sex, intimate conversations, brutal honesty, and a general sense of wanting to help each other grow? And venting. Lots of venting." "Was I right? Was it Ant-Man?"

"Didn't know you dated Ant-Man."

"Was gonna ask if it was hot, but 'weird' kinda puts the stop on that experience."

// will be out today, most likely not around until late tonight (EST) have a great day y'all 🤙

❝ 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗚𝗼𝗱 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝘀, 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗻𝗼𝘄 . . .❞

𝘏𝘶𝘩. 𝙄𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙞𝙩𝙨.

// new pinned, who dis

So. Who am I apologizing to first?

Glancing at his Rubix Cube.