That's a lie. Prize Fighting has a LOT of weight over my heart...

Holy FUCK.

"Oh, yeah?" Hang on, she's gonna french inhale it this time. Make sure all that 'good for her health' gets where its going. Also gives her an excuse to hide her smile. "I think, legally, you're not allowed to lecture me about my health."

Deep. Breath. Don't punch her in the face. Don't punch her in the face. Do not. "I oughta punch you in the fucking face." Good job, babe.

Norrin's so cool, you forget he's just a big cosmic jobber these days.

/ i don't even fucking exist on this website right now, I physically can not rush anyone. Once again, making me better than all of you.

/ slur-chucking freak is fucking insane, Kasimir.

[ adding racist to the list. ]

I KNEW THAT WALL-CRAWLING FREAK WAS A MENACE! ROBERTSON! START THE PRESSES!! IT'S TIME WE *EXPOSED* THIS TROGLODYTE FOR WHO HE IS! A RACIST!!!

Hey, I've got villains pulling up on me trying to get a hold of me. Are we REALLY committing to the 'my dad's a racist' thing? 'Cause I might have to make my real position known here...

/ the 8 months ago timestamp on this is KILLING me.

"It just really made me sad, you know?" Said April Watson (21), daughter of an ex-Bugle photographer. "Spidey's always been this beacon of hope and togetherness... so to hear him say what he said? And then double down on it, really was just. . . a shock to the system. Like... why would he say that?"

💭 I also thought 'Ada Bong'... but the way they're packing him up? Sheesh, I better keep that to myself!

Thank you for respecting my issues.

Slim. Do not.

racist spider-man. twice in my lifetime? smh.

/ not jumping the queue, AT ALL. But this did just cross my timeline and it's very relevant.

Hmm.

You're LYING. I just can't get away from that fucking name-

Dude's middle name is probably something lame. Like Scott.

Yup. Yeah... Just - Ffffffffffffffffine. No, fine. 'Cause... this is a 'rule of cool' universe. Survivable, just need to Aura Farm a L-- WAIT, that can't be the case. Isn't this shit set in the 90s? How come you two are old as fuck!?

...jesus christ, Auntie Felicia?

Don't piss me off. Y'all are too old to be doing 'Will They, Won't They'. Unless this is literally an 'In The Mood For Love' situation, y'all need to stop playing games and get hitched.

Hmm...

Lady. You're the most married 'single, take charge, old bint' I've ever seen.

[ ignoring that, for her own mental health. ]

...don't shoot at your wife, dude, what's wrong with you?

Don't remember there being geriatrics in House of the Dead, but granted, I haven't been to an arcade in -- Whatever, it's chill. So long as no one breaks a hip, we'll wrap this up before sundown.

Oh, wait!! I know what fucking movie this is! This is uhhh. Oh, shit, this is that fucking fanfiction based on-- what was it House of the Dead?

This is just like that time they cast all those geriatrics in that Borderlands movie.

Oh. My bad, old man, I didn't - I didn't mean to insult you.

OLD!

Pull a string. Watch your whole world get unraveled.

Dude, just ask him to leav - Hey, Unc! Can I get a few with... my Mother.

AHT.

Happy to see you too. You know I'm happy to see you, dude, like? Of COURSE, I'm happy you're still going. But there's no complete absolution. I'm at fault, even if its an indirect sorta thing...

Seems like the move, right? I've already caused a whole pile-up. People I've never even heard of just popped up out of nowhere to call you a headass, and that's on me.

...maybe I should go again. I feel like none of this would be happening if I just committed to it.

[ that 'LATER' better be really. fucking. soon. She hasn't had a reason to be angry in months, and the pressure is climbing. ]

/ hold on, i have to go find it.

This isn't okay. I just want it on record. I'm not okay with this.