Beat his ass, Kal.

at the party, straight pickling it.

Any beers left over?

Thank you, Beyonder.

WE'RE GOING TO THE COOKOUUUUUUUT!!!

That man better have a costume where he's killing folks in nothing but slutty cut-off jorts, or I'm beating HIS ass.

New York's about to be on fire, and I'm here for it.

... ... ...yeah. Hey, real quick, which Chapter do you belong to?

...why is the Imperium of Man in my mentions? Which one of you pissed off the Emperor??

...leave that old man alone, dude, no one even reads the newspaper anymore.

Oh, shit. Whaddup, Auntie.

❝ 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻 . . . ❞

/ i had such an idea for a muse, but i don't think i have the huevos rancheros to pull her off.

Could be in hell, so... I'm taking Ws where I can find 'em.

city stilll in one piece? that's good.

Schmeater Schmarker.

Huh. That easy, is it? Okay. Thanks, Super-Soldier... Want half of the honey bun?

Love you both. I love you both with my whole heart, and that's never not been true. Never do this again.

"Thanks... Uh - I have... a honey bun?"

So, no one's gonna say happy birthday to me, huh?

Horrifying.

Oh, shit, Karma byke??

Oh, worm?? Unc's got that shit on.

I am constantly concerned by how many of my 'peers' and '''colleagues''' are dirt poor. It's not the 40s anymore, y'all, get your fucking paper.

"Yeah? Bet the other one didn't offer to transform YOU into a different form though, did they?" Shadow still poised to 'strike'. That wee splinter of her 'soul' comprising the entirety of her 'looks folder'. Little bit of euphoria for free, don't mention it. Least she could do after — Well...

There's a little thing called 'movie magic', babe. You can make anyone look like anyone else and it's as easy as one-two-three~ [ Snap of her fingers, and her shadow leaps up from the ground to wrap the spider whole, reshape her in the abyssal cocoon, and spit her back out as a mirror. ]

Well, you've just made a pretty strong one. So, if ever you're looking for some on screen work, or whatever? Hit your girl up. Distractions I'm VERY fond of, you're after my heart. What's your go-to? Wanna go-to?

International copyright laws, I bet...

"ɪs sᴜʙᴍɪssɪᴏɴ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘʀᴇғᴇʀᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴛɪɴᴄᴛɪᴏɴ?" | #InvincibleRP | #RPSKY | #MVRP

It's all about connections. My mom works in Hollywood, it's... well, it's nepotism all the way down, really. Oh, I see you, twin! My powers keep me immortal, too, but the more time I spend alive, the more the abyss starts to scream at me... Figure it's gonna drive me outta my skull in a century.

Gosalyn Mallard is the superior young duck, but we're not here for that at the moment.

Tom Hardy's actually my uncle. Or - He was cast to play my uncle in a coupla movies once, so...? He's halfway into a ME impression, how about that? Bog standard for the hero game, though. Big Ws followed by bigger Ls, and on and on until you either die or become God.

Mhmm... mhmm. Babe, I'm an expert in shit being bleak. I majored in it. I know when the cards are falling.

I MADE THAT SAME JOKE!!

Guardians of the Globe in my mentions, shit must be SO bleak.

"Um? Can't say I believe that, but I get the sense that you do." That was good enough, wasn't it? Man sticking to his convictions like that. "Okay! Good note. Expected that update." Not a 'time jump', but a 'world slide'. Such was life. "Well, shit, that's all I had. Want anything from me?"

"Aww, that's sweet. You're moving like a man who's been properly humbled..." Hands over her heart, something genuine and warm roiling up from there to her extremities. "Hey, weird question, feel free to juke it. How're you getting on with Felicia in this universe?"

'Save people' PFFT.

"Live fast, leave behind a beautiful looking corpse, I suppose. Saving folks is for the other Spiders. They don't like my brand of 'saving', so I stay out of their way~ Teach drama to budding young actors in the mean time. What about you? Still an All-American Badass?"

"Right now, I'm in my 'Peace & Free Love' Era~ Already did my genocidal run, I'm kinda over having the world's blood on my claws." Well, just look at her! No weapon of mass destruction could be THAT fine, right?

FEED THE CELEBI GIJINKA TOO!

"HA! Yeah, okay, Unc, we'll keep the high fives to a minimum." Geezers, the lot of them. No wonder Parker was such a goober. "As in, how head chompy can I be, or how head chompy am I as we speak?"

"Nah, boss, I'M the symbiote. The pretty girl you see in front of you? Just a dress I'm wearing, so folks don't shriek. And I never spook, so... whatever shitty miasma you're pumping out? Might as well be bad cologne."