/ morning, chatroom. i appreciate y'all. been a while since I've let you know, so there we are.

Boooo!

Getting up early as can be to watch people beat each other to death. What a life.

Doreen Green, when I catch you?

/ just saw my paycheck and suddenly capitalism isn't the devil, just the devil's neighbor. grow a spine, lotus, have some convictions.

THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT! THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED!! ❝ A Bagel! ❞ Noooo!

STOP EAVESDROPPING ON MY PRIVATE ASIDES!

Looking to the sky, pounding her fist against her chest. ❝ I hate Wolverine too, that's so sick. ❞

/ wait its fucking comic con right now??? oh, my days, I'm gonna get at least five (5) announcements

Mind you, Peni already used her Divine Mandate to ban Ben from saying 'Skibidi' like... a whole season ago.

Why are you putting my family members in jars in the first place is my first question. The second question is very much, there are CHILDREN present. What's wrong with you?

Fuck, dude, I knew Pokemon were real... oh shit, does this mean Digimon are real too?

Oh, shit! Celebi Gijinka!

"This flower is for you! I hope it makes you happy!" #WutheringWavesRP #WuWaRP #MVRP

...

Raven, I swear to god, dude, be less kinky in public.

...that's my uncle in a cum jar.

Living in New Jersey by itself sucks. Living in fucking ... The God of Unlife's Custom-Built New Jersey has got to be just... abysmal.

Red really does suit me...

/ clocking out early because these walls can't HOLD ME!!! (teeny tiny anxiety attack, i'm fine now) see y'all later/tomorrow!

/ former Batgirl main in Injustice 1, by the way. I used to HURT people with Babs, oh my days?

Fucking ELSEWORLDS, dude. I mean, I know technically I'M from an Elseworld, but fuck me at least mine is like... 'canon adjacent'. The Zombies, the - Oh, there's a DINOSAUR one now, too? Plus the mainline is veering a little too close to those 'blockbusters' and I just - eugh. I'm so over it.

Overgrown baby is good... he is two sizes too big for that pout. Fuck. Also, Yeah? I guess?? Play silly games win silly prizes, I suppose, I'm kinda just over the whole . . . 'tie-in' thing.

Called him a grumpy baby and everything.

Drag him, sis.

Grumpy baby~~ Had a bad nap and now there's DOOM upon all the world. That's very funny, I see why everyone keeps clowning me.

Sweetie, I know everything about you, you have no idea. I am happy that you're so fond of your cause. I wish you all kinds of luck in... doing whatever it is your beliefs in the regime ask you to do. I'm gonna, y'know, take a few steps back now, 'cause I see you getting all agitated and grumpy

Dick Grayson, I have never fucked with you in my entire life. You're a culture vulture and a bum. But I am so sorry they're doing you like this, sweetie!

And now Superman is Lord President of the planet, and everyone bows or they suffer his wrath. You've achieved Justice! Stability, peace, utopia. All at the very ends of your blood soaked hands. You did it! 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙨! Does it feel good to be a tyrant's lapdog wearing a dead man's nickname?

This November, I'll be there with bells on! [ And she meant it. Fuck what Parker was saying, this was her path. Her decision. ] And, sir, not to y'know, press you or anything. But if you ever need anything between now and the Primaries? Or even after? Let me know. I'm an . . . 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳.

/ hey, so quick Q for the chatroom at large: Who among you is up for killing April? I gotta move past this LMD arc for her and I realize I haven't laid any roads down yet so... what's up?

...listen, I am fully an advocate for murder. I think its the easiest, most cost-effective way to deal with any sort of problem you have. But SUPERMAN putting his hand through a man's chest and whipping all his costumed cohorts into a self-righteous frenzy is ... nuts, if you'll excuse the ableism.

I'm so sure. Have fun! Try not to... y'know, make any weird and out of pocket decisions.

Quick Q: Where's Nightwing in your reality?

Wait... are you from that fuck ass Mortal Kombat adjacent universe?!

Oh, daddy issues? Yeah, I get that. Cool! Won't pry.

...I thought Batman's kid was - a kid.

/ thought I lost a client 7K and I was on my way to jump off the roof. It was a company issue the whole time, I still got time left on this earth !!

Constantly. [ She could throw down in the kitchen, same as her momma, and her great aunt before her... but who had the time? Especially with the world always on fire. ] You've never been mid-fight with some asshole and snagged a hot dog in passing?

"I've calmed down today. I can feel myself healing, I just need to keep my skies clear, and I'll be alright."

/ off to work, be back in a bit

Me? No. Food is, though. [ She wouldn't even know where to get haram kebabs. They'd probably taste terrible, though. If she notices him noticing her state of 'dress', she's not chatting about it. Those were the rules. ]

Closest roof to my halal guy. Didn't wanna swing too far. [ And let her post-battle meal get cold on the way? Absolutely not. The blood on her kicks was still warm, the food in her belly had to be warm to match... Funny enough, she used one of his rogue's techs to win her last one. ]

I'm so sure. I mean, grab some roof. Just don't start chatting at me.

Oh, shit... Dude, I thought you were in New Jersey. And also, the future.