My beautiful boy.

𝗧𝗲𝗺𝗽 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗣𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱. A child is born. Cultivated in a vat to Sinister's perfection. Cornelius Essex — Vermillion.

// dont steal the cat. The cat is a bitch.

The next person to dare harass me will be solely responsible for upsetting Cy-Cat. Do you want to upset my sweet baby?

I've been hatecrimed..

// THAT CHILD IS HOMOPHOBIC

...... Do you mind?

<— Busy kissing his clone

Now where were we-

Ah. My clone — ah, well. Better him than me. Anyway!

No it isn't. I've tested it myself.

You're a bad wife. You never put in the same energy as I do..! It is incredible rude on your end I couldn't possibly fathom the reasoning behind you distasteful demeanor. Shape up! I brought you a cheeeseburger. Hmmm? Lo-lo want a cheeseburger? It's soooo juicy and delectable.

Faaat wiiiiifffeeee. Fat wife! Do kiss me! I drove by a farm today and started missing you as the cattle went by.

I want to kiss my fat wife. Fat wife! I miss you! Oh, fat wife!

We should test that theory.

Oh, I didn't. But I'm just optimistic he'll be a bouncing baby, genetically modified, beauty like me.

Talking is my favorite hobby nex tot be genetically superior than the rest of those bloody bastards running amok. And you are plump. Incredibly so. Can I have my son yet? I feel like this is such a long wait. Can't you make it go faster??

Not a very good plan of action, you know. Spoiling the fun of it by telling me?? Sure, I can't exactly predict the when, but knowing the how is less thrilling. That's why I'm the brains and you're the — well, whatever you are. Not much brawn when you're so fragile and plump.

That's nice, dear.

I still love my stupid, fat wife.

Maybe later we can go down to the local market for your family reunion.

..... That. was. rude.

I HAAAATE the gays🌈🚫 😒😒

[ Takes her hand anyway. ]

// that made me giggle

I want to hold hands, you sow.

Not unless you give me special wife time.

// Spooky loves when I log on here. Trust.

You know it makes me tingle when you say those mean things to me.

I love my dearest daughter Avril. And my fat wife.

HUFF. Oh, just keep it. Consider it a donation if you're THAT poor. Unlike your prior father figure, who was ugly, rugged, smelly, small, and a drunken fugly bastard. With large breasts. I can at least survive after spending chump change.

We? Last I checked this wasn't a charity! Just like women to think money grows on trees! The audacity of it all.

Praytell. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 are you doing with 𝐦𝐲 wallet?

𝐋𝐨𝐥𝐚.

// Listen I'm hardly gonna be around this weekend I have to stay fresh in your brains.

// whats bullying me with Kurloz gonna do? I have a clown kink and a degradation kink.

// you're right my bad. I should log into my more respectable account. Joker.

I'm sorry. I have a waterboarding kink.

I forgot how intense your foreplay can be sometimes.

Your reaction said otherwise, darling. I miss that sweet voice. You know— they say during pregnancy that it's actually healthy to—

I fucked my wife. I don't know what else you people want me to say? I, a married man, have fucked my wife and in our passionate union of our bodies in the most intimate of setting, I have planted my seed inside her.

I'd be in a polycule with myself? I don't see the issue? As for the comment on not "getting it up". My wife being pregnant says otherwise.

I'll make my own insufferable polycule. Or is it a harem? I guess its a harem. A larem. Yes.. exquisite.

Putting that on my to-do list.

I bet it feels the same...

Looking at a picture of Logan.

<— protected by plot armor

Everything.