Maybe later we can go down to the local market for your family reunion.

..... That. was. rude.

I HAAAATE the gays🌈🚫 😒😒

[ Takes her hand anyway. ]

// that made me giggle

I want to hold hands, you sow.

Not unless you give me special wife time.

// Spooky loves when I log on here. Trust.

You know it makes me tingle when you say those mean things to me.

I love my dearest daughter Avril. And my fat wife.

HUFF. Oh, just keep it. Consider it a donation if you're THAT poor. Unlike your prior father figure, who was ugly, rugged, smelly, small, and a drunken fugly bastard. With large breasts. I can at least survive after spending chump change.

We? Last I checked this wasn't a charity! Just like women to think money grows on trees! The audacity of it all.

Praytell. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 are you doing with 𝐦𝐲 wallet?

𝐋𝐨𝐥𝐚.

// Listen I'm hardly gonna be around this weekend I have to stay fresh in your brains.

// whats bullying me with Kurloz gonna do? I have a clown kink and a degradation kink.

// you're right my bad. I should log into my more respectable account. Joker.

I'm sorry. I have a waterboarding kink.

I forgot how intense your foreplay can be sometimes.

Your reaction said otherwise, darling. I miss that sweet voice. You know— they say during pregnancy that it's actually healthy to—

I fucked my wife. I don't know what else you people want me to say? I, a married man, have fucked my wife and in our passionate union of our bodies in the most intimate of setting, I have planted my seed inside her.

I'd be in a polycule with myself? I don't see the issue? As for the comment on not "getting it up". My wife being pregnant says otherwise.

I'll make my own insufferable polycule. Or is it a harem? I guess its a harem. A larem. Yes.. exquisite.

Putting that on my to-do list.

I bet it feels the same...

Looking at a picture of Logan.

<— protected by plot armor

Everything.

Come back later, I'm admiring myself.

Whoosh.

Must have been the wind.

— @g-eneticist.bsky.social

// Spooky's also gonna yell at me for that one. But again— this is what I want ✌️

// Im so silly

// Golly gee did I do that????

𝐈’𝐦 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞.

Ears ringing— Something doesn't feel right.. Who's Lola?

// And that's a WRAP! Sinister is dead!

𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝.

Laughter spurred the violence further, extra force behind those claws as they dug into Sinister; the warmth washing over his hands. The words meant nothing; not now, not at this moment. They were only the vacant ramblings of a faceless prey; a target for him to hunt within that mindless haze.

"Darling..Darling.." "No need to fret. We're all right here...You, me, the beautiful creations we have and will have together." His hand came to rest at her face, lips pressing to her forehead in an attempt to ease her worry — To ease anything 𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐲. "Oh, my wife...my beautiful wife." ++

Temporary pinned — Another spooky account. ⚠️ FLASH WARNING ⚠️

// rock-a-bye baby in the science tube~

" And wouldn't it be most ideal? You and I.. a family to call our own. No one to dare come between us nor the love we have. Hm? " His tone softened, hushed as though only meant for her own ears. It were a tenderness in rare form even where Sinister were involved, even if false. ++

// I have one weakness...

//if you guys liked that post knowing what was going to happen, I hate all of you (lovingly)

// You see. You have made a mistake.

" Not a bad thing, though it is — unique. But you are correct. We were made for one another. " She was made for 𝐡𝐢𝐦 & he were made to keep her, to own her. It was something he delighted in. His lips traced over her neck, placing a trail of kisses against soft flesh. Hands pulling her near. ++

// fell asleep mid reply.. Time I slumber..