|| LMAOOO

I'll just push the WPS button and connect that way 🙂

Broke: they'll never find your body. Bespoke: they'll never stop finding your body.

“The Spider-HQ needs way more therapists.”

🕸️✦•┈๑⋅⋯ 🕷️ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦🕸️ 🕷️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐞. 🕸️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫. 🕷️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧. ✦•𝐀𝐜𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭.•✦ 🕸️✦•┈๑⋅⋯ 🕷️ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦🕸️

Technically a soup is made from broth or stock and is generally warmed up and served with meat or seafood or vegetables, none of which is true for cereal.

I am not of Earth. I am Angela. One of you will be spared, so my name will be remembered in this hell you call homeworld. Maybe one of you will be spared. We'll see how I feel. [ #MarvelRP #mcurp #dcrp ] Earth-616 SFW/NSFW

The Brightest Hero in Town - The Light at the End of the Tunnel - 1/2 of Cloak and Dagger Tandy B̵̯̦̋̾̃̓o̶̬̪͈̩͍͛ẃ̷̧̺͓̟̪͉̘̑̈͊͗̏̇é̵̯̪̩̺̑́͜͝ņ̴̈́̊̄̌͂́͆̋͝ - #mvrp #marvelrp #dcrp #bskyrp #n0nam3 - N/SFW - Potential Dark/Triggering Themes

"I'll just record you until you stop talking, so if I lose my attention, I can watch it later."

Aaaaalrighty.

Why is Tony a Tiefling?

|| ARE YOU TELLING ME THEY CAME OUT WITH THE LEGENDARY PENI SKIN WHEN MY COMPUTER IS IN FOR REPAIRS?

You're welcome!

Oh you should write down 5 to 10 of your favorite things. Movies, shows, songs, places you like, foods you like. And maybe a favorite quote. That's what I did when I got overwhelmed!

Uhhh, do we need to talk? A little heart-to-heart? Where you don't fight me (we can talk and not fight I promise)?

okay I was TEASING. Affectionately.

Well not you.

"We Spiders never do that. Ever." Metaphorical sarcasm drips from each word.

Capitalism pretty much ruins everything in every timeline.

"So that means your pancreas is creating too much insulin, and you need to eat more sugar regularly to balance it out?" she guessed. "I've heard having one of those little sugar packs on you is a good idea. The squeezie-things." Oh, but, maybe he didn't want her just rattling off advice unprovoked.

|| that wasn't evne intnetinoal hITPHEATN

As soon as he finished talking, she darted off to the vending machine, and brought both of them back several candy bars, and offered half of them to him. "Hypo is low, right? Hyper is high?"

"'I can swim'."

I'm trying to think of an Elf on the Shelf joke that applies to Ben in a Jar but it's not coming to me.

She whipped around to face him, then raised a brow. "Again? Why're you fainting??"

|| LMFAO I REMEMBER THAT

... okay, you got me there, I guess...

Soooooo can you let go of my head? There's a vending machine calling to me. I need some chocolate. You want some?

... no I trust Reed to have much better air filtration than what you're implying you have there.

I MEAN... no. I won't argue. I am an angel. Pure and angelic~

I'm wearing a gas mask any time I'm in someone else's house. From now on. Maybe forever.

(putting her hands over his hands) WHY ARE WE YELLING GABE

I've contained him.

Mystique blended Ben and put him in a jar because he said something too stupid... that sounds like something she'd do... [muttering]

THEY'RE PUTTING W H A T IN THE JAR

DO WE NEED A NEW JAR?

Unsure if I should intervene... not like I haven't killed a Logan or two...

I'm just watching.

You're just SO FAST! How do you do it??

You're hard to hit with my webs.

Well, as a Spider, the whole branding and identity thing is kind of a lot to get over... you think you're the only one and then they show up one day with a multiversal watch and suddenly there are tons and tons of Spiders. Sort of. Morlun killed off a few. And we keep dying.

@species64.bsky.social || YOOO? THE GOAT T. OCELLUS ITSELF??