"How come every time I show up, you guys are talking about something super weird?!"

Yeah me too.

I'll let you know when I have a crush.

|| YOOO A DIANA ACCOUNT

"...do you know what mods? Do you want a horror modpack or one of those vanilla plus ones that add a bunch of quality-of-life stuff?"

💬 Oh heck yeah. DM incoming

"Do you want mods or no mods?"

|| adore this song

|| what if I got on mj

She pops out around the corner and clomps on over to investigate. "Hmm, I knew someone had to be doing sabotage... I wasn't expecting you!"

A flashback to all the times Hulk mangled SP//DR went through her head. "Yeah, never mind. That's a terrible nickname..."

"Ooh! Java or bedrock?"

@webofspider-man.bsky.social Knock knock knock on the lab door.

lands FLAT on her face.

"I DID! AND I HAD A SALAD FOR LUNCH! AND FRUIT!"

"Little guy is also sort of a pun. Maybe a terrible one." Peni winced. "If it's awful you can tell me."

SP//DR arrives at the router and she plugs it back in, then lays 4 mines around it and clomps away.

"What do you like to do? Aside from mess with me. Like, shopping? Ballet? Football? Training?"

|| literally trying out a new keyboard because the Google one was pissing me off

|| my phone keyboard is being hella fucku

[clomp clomp clomp of the mech coming to investigate]

[looking at the "no wifi" signal] I'll make an adapter. But are you just bothering me cuz I'm bored?

Oh you think it still uses plugs. That's cute.

The 2026 router is being tossed.

I am incredibly patient for very few select things!

💢 she's gonna blow up

distant screaming because someone is screwing with her router again

|| watching Kas and Hex like 👀

I love Alara. She was my favorite... I saw a lot of her in me. I think my favorite is still Bortus. The five hundred cigarettes never gets old.

"By Ymir's beard! Hail! Thor, the god of winter!"

Thank you, fast guy!

No, the Orville is a ship in a sci-fi universe made by someone who loves Star Trek, but also to parody a lot of Star Trek. It's surprisingly good! The first season is really funny. That's how they get you with the emotional turmoil of the later seasons.

[the sheer rage in her eyes is nearly indescribable] I'LL END YOU

Sorry.

I LOVE THE ORVILLE

oh great. I love identity crises.

I'm just the right height to kick your ass you little twerp!

[intense grumbling] I was jooooookinggg! ... I do need to go shopping. I'm out of chafing... chafing sticks. Whatever they're called.

If I eat breakfast maybe I won't get taller, but I'll feel better...

the GOAT.

The one thing I got from WALL-E was how convenient those shakes would be.

[sigh, then in her best 'Narrator' voice] Unfortunately, Peni was only grazing on junk food. And energy drinks.