"Your friendly neighborhood... aw, forget it!" Peter Benjamin Parker The Amazing Spider-Man A mix of pre-OMD 616 and MC2 portrayal. Married to Mary Jane Watson-Parker, dad, teacher, dazzlin' web slinger. Writer is 30+ MDNI No ships, no lewd

ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓮𝓷 : 𝓔𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓕𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 —- RP 21+ mun and muse. Marvel RP.

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Underwater basket-weaving...

"Pete doesn't eat pancakes...?"

Peni stared at her flatly and then SP-DR started playing a police siren noise. "Oh look at that! Gotta goooo bye!" and she rushed off.

Whatever hesitation had been there, died in an instant, her body language shifting into a stubborn denial. "I'm the blueprint, they're the variants, and that's that."

"Yeah I do..."

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"No, they're mostly alternates of me."

"Which part are you confused on?"

"Well, you guys in Jersey are united by a common cause, right? Meanwhile most Spiders are either alternate versions of each other... wait, no. Well. Yes, and no. Hold on, I need to get my thoughts in order."

"It's a unifying trait. With a few exceptions."

"𝖮𝗁 𝗇𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾! 𝖩𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗉𝖺𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁!" #mvrp #fandomlessrp #openrp

Introducing "What? Have you never seen a cat burglar before?" Franky Smithersons "Oh my gosh, is that catwoman! Oh, im such a big fan, crap and I did my makeup horrible today -" Aka "Ugh, this suit is so hard to clean, and you spilled wine on it! Asshole!" Gotham's Kitty Cat.

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“Okay, so you're familiar with Securitrons by now, obviously! I mean, some of your best friends are Securitrons, right?” #FalloutRP | #WastelandRP | #NVRP

𝖂𝖊 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘, 𝖜𝖍𝖔 𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖍 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖐𝖞 𝖂𝖍𝖔 𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖗 𝖆𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖌 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖗𝖚𝖒𝖇𝖑𝖊, 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖍 𝕬𝖓𝖉 𝖜𝖍𝖔 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖉, 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞 𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖞 #FantasyRP • #MVRP • #DnDRP

!!! "Wha- no! I said I- I *DON'T* have a love life! I've never been on a date!"

"Yeah... so Jeff swallowed a bunch of Pym particles and the Infinity Gauntlet and a bunch of other stuff. He can change sizes, make himself huge or small. When he ults, he sucks in a bunch of people around him, and then he spits us out - usually off a cliff to die again. He's so cute though."

"Listen, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm relieved that my love life hasn't been as complicated as yours has. Good luck with adding Gwen!"

"JEFF!!! ... WHY DO YOU THROW ME OFF THE CLIFF, BUDDY!? I CAN JUST WEB UP! STOP TRYING IT!"

"Might need some tuning, but good work so far."

I am begging some of the people online to remember that apostrophes exist, especially in relation to my name...

🫵🏻

...what happened at the last one?

I'm not telling Captain America what a twink is.

𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓 𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝑴𝒂𝒏 𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑨 𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒏 —————————————— ° 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒅 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅 — 𝑺𝑭𝑾 ° 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔 ° 𝑩𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍 — 𝑺𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 ° #𝖬𝖺𝗋𝗏𝖾𝗅RP – #BSRP —————————————— 𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑻 \ 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬

I'm already the cutest Spider around! I'll show you anyway!

I got myself a super cute dress for Christmas.

Alright. Where are all the Spiders?

Half man, half bat, all freak.

𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆 | 𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒑𝒍𝒖𝒈 —————————————— ° 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒅 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅 — 𝑺𝑭𝑾 ° 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔 ° 𝑩𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍 — 𝑺𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 ° #OWRP – #BSRP —————————————— 𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑻 \ 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬

http://sunder I've been pretty AWOL for the last while because I was writing a novel lmao but I've finished the first draft and I'm taking a break till the new year so I'm going to be around more.

You don't say?

I could say something but I don't think I will. You should ask someone. If Ben was here he'd blurt it out.

I am not going to think about people calling my dad a dilf.

There's a button. It's- do you really want me to explain?

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I'll just push the WPS button and connect that way 🙂

Broke: they'll never find your body. Bespoke: they'll never stop finding your body.

“The Spider-HQ needs way more therapists.”

🕸️✦•┈๑⋅⋯ 🕷️ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦🕸️ 🕷️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐞. 🕸️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫. 🕷️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧. ✦•𝐀𝐜𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭.•✦ 🕸️✦•┈๑⋅⋯ 🕷️ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦🕸️

Technically a soup is made from broth or stock and is generally warmed up and served with meat or seafood or vegetables, none of which is true for cereal.