Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...

Trump literally bulldozing the White House is a bit too on the nose imo

Ritchie Torres is furious that this money isn’t going to Israel.

The fall of Ice Spice came after she released only a singular song about poop, Trump’s AI diarrhea video could be the beginning of the end.

there’s a subset of people who, if you point out something bad happening now, will basically reply “it was always like this and anyone who disagrees is just privileged.” it parades as savvy but nine times out of ten it’s just an ahistorical oversimplification.

like abortion, divorce is beautiful like abortion, every divorce is an exercise in autonomy that triumphs over obsolete constraints on human freedom and dignity all human relations should be consensual and a necessary condition for that is actionable exit and unilateral dissolution

The Onion is within a hair's breadth of reporting real news apnews.com/video/robert...

Multipolar century of humiliation

which color suits me best

It is a scandal totally unprecedented in history that the Vice President has shared a video depicting the President as king. It’s an obscene violation of every founding American principle. And nothing will come of it. It makes me physically sick.

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

As if putting Stavros in your movie wasn’t cruel enough… now they’re literally doing prison torture methods on the audience 😭

ICE took a mother from our school today. She went to support her son at hearing. ICE took her for good measure. The bus driver knew mom was kidnapped. She always picked up the kids. Mom used her one phone call to beg Principal to save her children from ICE. We are a country run by a cruelty cult.

I am the one who eeps

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Kingdom Come: Deliverance II was made specifically for me. Immersive depictions of Medieval European warfare, historical politics, beautiful environments, big tiddy tavern wenches, and insane levels of simmering homoerotic tension.

Hey King, I just wanted to say that I really appreciated the way you moaned at the urinal.

won’t someone think of the Chinese billionaires

It’s impossible to overstate how much “abolish ice” is the normie position now here in chicago — just countless random moms at toddler soccer on a park district field asking me where I bought my anti-ice t-shirt. average people don’t like our neighborhoods being terrorized.

The revolution will not be televised but it will be monetized through micro-transactions

Someone needs or make a “Does the Dog Die” website but it just tells you if Stavros will be in the movie. I need some warning so I don’t accidentally pay for a movie only to get jumpscared.

Know your fascism

every time you read a story about how no-strings-attached direct payments to vulnerable, marginalized or otherwise needy people are a big net profit to the society disbursing them, and you ask "why doesn't america do that?", please know that this is the answer why

I'm sorry this is crazy

The literal reading of this statement is Pam Bondi is planning extrajudicial executions of random protesters.

"queer person has homophobic family"

ICE is a hostile occupying force that is a danger to everyone.

“I’m Mexican, I’ve tasted spicier” protect him at all costs, Portland 🥹

These people were enslaved as laborers for a call center soliciting church donations in case you’re wondering the exact level of where we went wrong as a human species

among the weirder Democratic tics is that it's unfair for their voters to have object permanence

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

The regime is acting this way because there are no consequences so it is clear that consequences—the development of them, the advocacy for them, the imposition on bad behavior—are the answer to our crisis.

Absolutely fascinating exchange on X between MAGA who support cops illegally brutalizing protesters and a self-described Christian conservative who objects.

How exactly is this different from Kristallnacht?

It’s wild how decades of smug “AntiZionism is Antisemitism because 90% of Jews are Zionists, I know my own people’s beliefs better than you, Gentile” rhetoric has been utterly destroyed by one single WaPo poll.

Everyone on the Brewers should be sent to Guantanamo.

If you like yelling about misuse of the passive voice, THIS IS IT.

This psycho really just went on camera and said that you have to be a US citizen to attend the Super Bowl or she'll arrest you

Beyond the fact that legal immigrants and tourists can attend the Super Bowl, I find it absolutely hilarious that they're gonna have ICE harassing a bunch of rich people. Tickets are almost $10k. Please own the libs harder.

The Western mind cannot conceive of a middle ground between "perfect society" and "deserves to be bombed to rubble".

I don't mean any disrespect to Dr. Jane Goodall nor do I wish to diminish the incredible work that she did, but there were a lot of people who lived a LOT longer

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

Wait till they start generating videos of mass shooters in cctv style with them wearing political shirts and pushing it within minutes of a mass shooting on Twitter. This is absolutely corrosive to any sort of trust in society.

You don’t have to read between the lines. Trump is literally saying, publicly and out loud, that he is at war — actual, military-involved war — with Americans and American cities he personally dislikes. That impeachment is politically off the table is a national scandal.

"started Christianity"

I don’t understand how anyone manages to watch and enjoy James Gunn projects at this point. He can literally only do one thing and that thing is so tired and annoying.

The absolute lack of self awareness to be a multi-billionaire calling Emma Watson, a lifelong philanthropist and feminist activist, some kind of privileged rich girl. She’s genuinely so deranged and she has no one in her life willing to tell her the truth because she’s disgustingly wealthy.

“I just want to live in the woods and shoot guns and say slurs” Okay so do it. Get off Instagram and go live off the grid. You can scream your gay little slurs as loud as you want in the forest bro, nobody will cancel you.