I sure do make a lot of morons.

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But the Dow…

For the first time during his pontificate, Leo XIV is being served by an altar girl. I’m a big fan of the Adidas sneakers she chose to wear for the occasion. 😎

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

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I actually did

I got worried @number10cat.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Don’t give him ideas. He’d happily be like Sun Myung Moon and officiate over forced marriages on the White House lawn

Link to legal defense fund?

Christ this is bleak

This makes me happy

Roses were my mom’s favorite flower, but to save money, she would frequently buy alstroemeria instead.

Everyone in the world comes to get married at the NYC Marriage Bureau. Last week, the Mayor stopped by to officiate a few of those ceremonies.    Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.     Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice

I can't believe we have to discuss this again but there is heuristic tool that is both low-effort, and always produces the correct result. That tool is "never vote for the candidate with the Nazi tattoo."

"Enjoy the Nazi" is a weird way to defend him

Why put the guy with the “controversial” tattoo front and center like that?

At no point in this reading this headline would I have correctly guessed what the next word would be.

In terms of what cures are being lost: - Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis - herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis - shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease

This was my day

We were about the same age and had the same cancer at the same time. But I’m here and he’s not. It’s a bit hard to comprehend. #FuckCancer

What in the actual F***

Yes. It’s also why they don’t understand humor.

I’ve had many opportunities to choose between work and family over the years and have chosen family every time. Some of those choices are biting me in the butt right now, but I’d still make the same choices if I had to do them over again.

you could simply leave the “Jewish” part out of this it is a choice and it is a bad one and I would really, truly prefer that people ostensibly on my side of the political spectrum not make it

My brain isn’t working yet this morning. My first thought was “you mean a secret subway stop?”

And it has NO relevance to describing the Victoria’s Secret owner in this piece. Not cool.

Just horrible. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

First BC, now Thailand. America is exporting the wrong sorts of ideas

Thomas Massie has a chance to do the funniest thing

At least he didn’t say, “I don’t have that data.”

So many things this could be referring to.

He’s even lost Rasmussen

It might actually get above freezing today!

This. Endorsed 100%

This has been the most difficult thing for some people to understand

Now THIS in tyranny: Trump Administration to Cut $600 Million in Health Funding From Four *Democratic* States www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/h...

Does Loomer know she lives in a glass house?

She was the herald of things to come

Spent the night on the Battleship New Jersey with my kid’s Scout troop. Such a cool experience! The kids kept falling out of the racks and/or bumping their heads on the bunk above them. (No one was seriously injured.)

“Trump can’t fail, he can only be failed”

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Just a reminder: Epstein was convicted in 2008. I’ll give people before then the opportunity to plead ignorance, but none after.

The population treated by the VHA & reported in their data is sicker & poorer than the general US population AND the MHS population. These groups are not the same. Please help get the word out.

Bwahahaha

It's true that Mamdani is a skilled improviser but that's counterintuitively a result of his superior preparation — spending time and energy to hone your speaking style, memorize talking points etc frees up cognitive load to notice and react to what's around you instead of thinking about what to say

I can now calculate how much time I’ve spent in my “new” CarPlay enabled car because I have binged 174 episodes of @lateralcast.com since buying the car in June. I had been podcast-deprived before! Each episode is about 40 minutes, so I’ve clocked about 116 hours in eight months. @tomscott.com