I found out Five Guys lets you mix bacon into a vanilla milkshake. This is why Jesus left us all behind yesterday.

MAGA now stands for “Make Argentina Great Again”

RESULT: Adelita Grijalva is heading to Congress. The Democrat has won the #AZ07 special election very easily, and she will replace her father Raúl Grijalva. AP just called it. Among other things, Grijalva is expected to be the 218th person to sign the Epstein discharge position.

WAS THAT SO HARD??

See, that wasn't so tough.

The galling part of all of this is how Congress is complicit. This could have been so easy and President Vance would have been much less embarrassing than Orang Shitler. (Still would have been bad though.)

Elon Musk has promoted hateful conspiracies about liberals, immigrants, and Muslims being criminals, rapists, and "child grooming" gangs. Meanwhile, he has known that his father was allegedly abusing his own kids. It's all projection with MAGA. Always. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/w...

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I wonder if any of the folks who expected to be raptured today and weren’t will have an “are we the baddies” moment or if it will just be a Principal Skinner “no, it must be the guy who said today would be rapture day must have been wrong.”

MAGA getting sucked into the sky today sounds like a real win for those of us Left Behind

Oh that’s good…

Not a solitary citation to law. Any law. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Gupta: It is safe. That’s what the best-quality research shows. And how irresponsible, using the podium of the WH to put this out there when you’re not even offering an alternative. That is dangerous. An untreated fever is dangerous. Untreated pain in pregnancy is dangerous.

The bot has become self aware.

Ah, I see, shadow docket *plus* rocket docket for whatever Trump needs. Reminder that the emoluments clause case filed by Maryland & DC started June 12, 2017 and then was stalled for so long that SCOTUS dismissed it in January 2021 without a decision because Trump losing made it moot.

Cops can’t resist putting piles of drugs they confiscated on a table and showing proof of their haul… even if it’s two dime bags and fifty one dollar bills.

As a fan of UBI, I suggest taking ICE’s 2026 budget and sending it to every tax paying individual in the country.

I took some of the money I was paying for my now canceled Disney subscription and set up a monthly donation to PBS.

I grew up not to far from Naperville. This isn’t about removing illegal violent criminals. It’s about getting off to terrorizing people.

It wasn’t a policy mismatch, it was a reality mismatch. Anyone who voted Trump because he was going to send us checks (yes people thought that) were on a different planet. Some of the reasons people stayed home were equally bonkers.

Seriously though, this is an entire statutory regime masking as an executive order.

I’m sorry but I think folks can often be too harsh with Sarah. 95 Ds voted YES bc of leadership, why single her out so often? She got elected statewide in Delaware. Her path is challenging and this time is terrifying. I think the disagreements w/ her can be less personal. I care about her safety.

Excellent, terrifying post If you are on an H1-B and outside the US you need to get back in RIGHT NOW, in less than 24 hours you may have to pay 100k to get in with no clear payment method set up

The whole point of H1B workers is that we can’t get people qualified to do those jobs otherwise

American Dynamism

Everything went downhill when we convinced people to stop drinking

The really weird thing is that Trump is probably the best suited to *actually* pay off our national debt: remember the trillion dollar coin? He’ll mint a rhodium $1T coin with his face on it.

That’s not a “tick”

Had made

A competent opposition party would be asking why an attorney who is supposed to be defending the right to free speech would instead be seeking to suppress it.

Me RN

There was virtually NO policy on the Dem side. Lots of people convinced themselves that Harris supported some policy that they either liked or (more often) disliked, but most of it was hallucinated. It was all just “Project 2025 is bad” and “Trump will destroy the USA.” Which were accurate.

Not every reskeet is an endorsement but this one absolutely is.

Kash: well it depends on what your definition of “trafficked” is

Anger is all they have.

Oh JFC

I hired Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi in 2017, and worked with him closely until he was murdered by the Saudi regime in Istanbul -- simply for expressing himself. I put my safety on the line for years to push publicly for justice and accountability in his murder. www.npr.org/2018/10/18/6...

This makes a lot of sense

Some personal news: I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting. Thread incoming. substack.com/@karenattiah...

It’s just so bad. So so bad

That this thread was posted by a sitting U.S. Senator is... notable. This isn't speculation. Miller is being clear about his (and the Trump regime's) intention to use the tragedy in Utah to delegitimize, demoralize, and further disempower the opposition party. The hypocrisy re: free speech is acute.

Exactly. It was not an apology.

A neuroscience friend of mine has been suggesting the addition of low amounts of lithium to the drinking water for decades. Every day I’m more convinced that she’s onto something.

Wonder if he’s going to run afoul of British law.

I remember when we thought the Turing test would be a very high bar. It wasn’t that we underestimated the technological challenge, but rather that we greatly overestimated human intelligence.

How whyte of Nancy to temper her words when she found out the shooter was one of her ilk...