me: changes the light fixtures in my house to energy efficient LED lightbulbs Jeff Bezos:

It’s the Second Time he has done this for our State! Thank You Stephen Colbert….

OMFG "tactical skipping" absolutely wins all the internets for the weekend.

I mean, he speaks COMMON sense, which is RARE!

Thank you, Rep Joyce Beatty! Nobody else tried to do it. I appreciate it very much!👏👏👏

Jaxson Dart is a big fan of Brett Favre. He will never be remotely as successful as Brett was. Brett kept his Klan sheet in the trunk until he was done playing. It was just a good business decision. Jaxson made a very bad business decision.

Vanity Fair’s Oral History of the Freedom 250 Concert: Some 24 year old bro now in charge of the National Park Service: “We figured we’d invite a bunch of acts who were too old or desperate to pull out once they found out what it was.” The Musicians: “Not quite.”

Man, this is gonna be an expensive way to wipe my ass.

All of it is just people starving

A great opportunity to be Trump's arch nemesis. Comment by noon on June 3. savingplaces.org/monumental-a...

It's been said a billion times already, and it still can't be said enough: I don't see how US democracy survives if blatant, intentional lying remains cost-free

"Talarico is a vegan." "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Uh, well, Talarico says God is nonbinary or something?" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Um, Talarico is, uh, low T?" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Talarico is going to institute sharia law!" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile."

Talarico: I’m an eighth-generation Texan. I’ve been eating barbecue since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment. And if all they have on me is lying about me being a vegan, I feel pretty good about our chances this November.

The Tim Scott of Florida.

Donald Trump is not a Christian. RFK Jr. is not a doctor. Pete Hegseth is not a war hero. Ears don't grow back.

Introduce yourself with 10 artists you've seen live ZZ Top Rush Yo-Yo Ma The Gypsy Kings Iron Maiden Chuck Mangione Sade Steely Dan Monte Montgomery Boz Scaggs

Tillis: "To call Paxton 'ethically challenged' is to call Jeffrey Dahmer suffering from an eating disorder. He's gonna be an anchor on our caucus"

You wanna build a data center? Fine Power it with your own solar/wind Cool it with seawater filtered through your own desalination plant You will be required to fund and build the complete infrastructure needed for the product that makes you billions of dollars and fucks the surrounding communities🖕

He needs his own little picture.

Jon Ossoff: "While you pay more for everything, the first family's wealth is growing by billions. Because they're crooks. And everybody knows it." #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #VoteOutRepublicans

RFK Jr. is insane. I have my suspicions as to why, and they centre on Swiss cheese's defining characteristics.

Basically our dipshit President hates Stephen Colbert because Colbert has friends Something the President has never and will never have

Good news: This is the first month that wind and solar combined to produce more electricity than natural gas (methane) did. www.canarymedia.com/articles/cle...

Bravo, Greenlanders, bravo. “YES NATO, NO PEDO”

Hell Yeah Science☄️💥⚡️💯

Jurymandering.

Science textbooks narrow-mindedly coalesce around a very narrow range of theories, while new age bookshops are refreshingly diverse.

This New Yorker cartoon is accurate but a gut punch.

I smell a pump-&-dump coming up techcrunch.com/2026/05/20/t...

I'm not going to pay a fucking fascist so I can go on his site and have my reasoned rebuttals to Russian bots buried by an algorithm

The default assumption should be that anything that this administration says is a lie until proven otherwise. Tяump lies about everything.

I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.

So say we all!

Hunter Biden gets candid on Elon Musk: "You've got some motherf-cker who's made over $251 billion being a United States citizen, that got here and stayed here illegally before he got his citizenship, sitting here lecturing us on who we should allow into the US"

Buttigieg on Duffy: "I love roadtrips. I love America. I actually took a taxpayer-funded roadtrip lasted about 7 months. It was in Afghanistan. This is something very different. To make roadtrips unaffordable & then go around celebrating your own roadtrip is actually why people are frustrated about"

Really the interesting thing is the fact that staff at the taco shop recognized Talarico as a regular and knew what he wanted... THAT's more legitimacy than what was in the tacos themselves...

Imagine how crazy his eyes look in a snorkeling mask...

Zohran Mandani is consistently proving that if your politicians wanted to help you, they absolutely could.

Russia to Trump "We own you bitch" Israel to Trump "We own you bitch" China to Trump "We own you bitch" Trump to America "It's all Bidens fault"

His brain is just rat turds floating in rancid pudding.

I used to just ignore and block the AI hucksters. I'm replying now.

Xi Jinping deliberately placed Trump and his lackeys in front of the COMMUNIST FLAG!!

Racism makes it about race.