Don’t forget to fund the humans tonight.

You’ve been warned.

The increasing Wage/Wealth Gap and Affordability Crisis in a nutshell…

Tough game for me as I love both teams. I’ll side with the Pats so they clinch their spot. Great to see Lamar conduct a flawless drive for TD.

Santa in Los Angeles on Thursday…

Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?

Raging Bullshit ends in a round six knockout. 'Bout time. #Netflix #FridayNightFights #JakePaulvAnthonyJoshua

Round 5 starts with some bullshit. #Netflix #FridayNightFights #JakePaulVAnthonyJoshua

The Jake Paul v Anthony Joshua fight thus far... The Shoot Horses, Don't They?

The Netflix Friday Night Jake Paul fight is like watching the future from the viewpoint of a 1980s science-fiction movie with full-tilt dystopian bona fides on display.

He's the Peter Bonerz of Marjoe Gortners.

"He's putting it all on the line tonight against a Jack Kirby Illustration come to life." -- Canadian sportscaster, Mauro Ranallo, describing the Jake Paul v Anthony Joshua fight about to start.

—I come to report a fair wind to him. But how fair? Fair for death and doom

Kotter: All right, Epstein, come on. Let's have it so we can get to work. Epstein: What? K: One of your famous notes that'll read something like, 'Please excuse Juan for being late. He was kidnapped by the jet set and left tied up on a lawn in Hyannis Port.' Signed... Sweathogs: Epstein's mother!

Punny

Plaid.

#MartiniTime #FridayFeeling #FridayVibes #TheWeekendStartsHere

Watching Netflix's Friday Night Fights and reflecting on Mike Tyson, one of the most quote worthy boxers since Ali, The Greatest. Tyson had a way with words, his phrases as blunt a force as even his fists could muster. www.ranker.com/list/best-mi...

“It's not the first time, it won't be the last, but I'm in that doghouse again.”

From the brilliantly half-mad mind of artist, Cris Shapan…

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. My indignant ass:

The BLESSING!

Knife Hard (…it’s a Christmas movie.)

#Movies #Actors #Acting

You can say that again, Herman.

Farewell to producer, actor, collector, archivist, and curator of the legendary Bob’s Basement, Bob Burns. Beloved by generations of filmmakers and fans, Bob did meaningful work on both sides of the camera and lived a life most of us could only dream of. Rest in peace, sir.

#RIP Gil Gerard

It's going to be a long list anntelnaes.substack.com/p/making-a-l...

2026 is gonna be my year

Even funnier when you’ve seen actual rock/metal bands play at that venue (Magic Mountain, Valencia, CA). Saw Blue Öyster Cult there in the 80s. Ummm, same vibe as for the Tap.

Rob Reiner, at worst, should have won the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. At best, he should have received an honorary Oscar. It's possible he turned it down multiple times, but this should be rectified.

WHAT. THE. FUCK!?!? Rob Reiner and wife stabbed to death in their home?! Bondi Beach, Brown U, and this goddamn news! Nothing make sense anymore. Nothing.

#MartiniTime #FridayFeeling #FridayVibes #HolidayChill #TheWeekendStartsHere

This holiday season, get them what they really want: Campbell soup boy

Nice one, Spidey.

If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.

There's your final nail in the coffin... www.nytimes.com/2025/12/11/b...

If you’re cold they’re cold.

MY annual A Christmas Carol version is…

Something’s up with Jack… …We think he’s smoking crack.