🧵Enough already with this guy.

Old enough to have followed the real “Love Story” of JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette in the ‘90s, and so many details in the series seem fishy to me. Good for Daryl Hannah, refusing to accept her outrageous portrayal here: (gift link)

So mad at myself for voting for this jackass

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

Cartoon from Der Spiegel shows the world as seen by Trump.

What a colossal asshole.

OH SHIT!!!!!!

New bucket list just dropped, see you at the Cinema Modernissimo (#16)

The story of Trump’s State Department in the Middle East in 3 social posts.

Hadn’t realized he was evil. Just thought he was stupid and greedy.

Appreciate this from someone who remembers how it actually went down

There's no basement at the Alamo!

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.

How’s that war with Iran going? We pulled in to a gas station this morning where the price was posted as $3.49/gallon. As we were getting out of the car, the sign changed to $3.99

Busy morning shouting into the void, leaving voice mails for @fetterman.senate.gov and Sen. Dave McCormick, telling them to stop this Iran bullshit

It’s the least important thing, but I can’t believe our pedophile president just declared an illegal war at 3am in this fuckass hat.

NOW FOLLOWING

My response to the State of the Union is, I spent it drinking margaritas in a restaurant with this sign in the window, and I am better for it

Amen

New Jersey. You got a problem with that?

Alysa Liu skated to the craziest, cringiest, most preposterous tune in the history of popular music and she absolutely CRUSHED it. Loved to see it!

If the motherfucking KING OF ENGLAND is willing to have his own brother arrested because he's a pedo, whomever is running in the midterms and in 2028 needs to bring fire and brimstone for EVERYONE in the files. Charles himself realizes how important this is! This is not an extreme position!

UK: Prince Andrew arrested. South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life. Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence. USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

tfw two former dictatorships and the male head of a literal monarchy are more "No Kings" than the sitting US government (opposition included)

Martha Stewart, you did NOT just use a spoon to twirl your spaghetti at a Michelin-starred Milan restaurant

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

I think the moment I knew as opposed to thought that Josh Shapiro was woefully misreading the moment and not built for it is last year when he was on bill maher and that raging imbecile from newsweek asked him if he thought what Biden admin did was weaponization against Trump and he just said both…

Stephen Colbert said that the FCC and CBS - which is in no way a compromised or complicit organization - wouldn’t allow him to broadcast an interview with Democratic State Rep James Talarico. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/a...

The ruling, issued on President’s Day, began with an epigraph from George Orwell’s novel 1984, describing the erasure of history by a fictional totalitarian government. From @iankarbal.bsky.social

the horny muppets featuring horny Sabrina carpenter and horny Seth rogen seems to be a success

🎶 come aboard, we’re expecting yoooouuuu 🎶

The person photographed here who is in their bathrobe filming armed, masked federal agents in St. Paul is MPR News journalist @samstroozas.bsky.social @mprnews.org . She is an incredible journalist and person. We do not deserve her.

To the students of Abington Senior High School and Cheltenham High School, I am proud of you for your ICE walkout today. Without students, racial apartheid in America would not have been defeated in the 1960s.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Excellent annotation 🧵 of the Bad Bunny halftime for when you go back and watch it again

Bad Bunny, that was FABULOUS 💖

Can someone remind me if I’m supposed to be angry about the woke scolds running the government, or if I’m supposed to pump my fist and say “Fuck yeah, eating salami, meatballs and chili to own the libs!!!”

I knew if I sat through enough sporting events the Olympics would eventually come around to Stanley Tucci drinking a Campari cocktail

It’s Saturday night and after a few glasses of wine we are enjoying shouting “Francesca Lollobrigida!” at each other

Just hire all the laid off reporters. Call it the Washington Citizen or something. Doesn’t seem that hard.

Early in our conversational Italian lessons, our instructor taught us the phrase SPETTACOLO INDIMENTICABILE, and we are tossing it around quite a bit during these Olympic opening ceremonies

Dancing Moka coffee pots at the Olympics opening ceremony! Italy, I love you

Cheers for the athletes, jeers for this guy. The crowd got it exactly right.

@adamzyglis.bsky.social By Adam Zyglis.

Donald Trump is a bigoted, small-minded man who has long spewed racist remarks and tried to whitewash our nation’s history. Today he finds a new low. His recent post is vile, disgusting, and abhorrently racist. Every elected official should speak up and condemn this hate.

sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed

COUNTING THE MINUTES