dont listen to influencers. if you want to pick up bitches in 2025 you only need one thing: warhammer 40,000 darktide

I always hated people using the term PDF File as a euphemism for pedophile but Trump being 100% confirmed as a pedophile because of the sloppy retractions in a PDF file is making me lose my mind

I watched my father get rid of an intact baguette by feeding it into the running garbage disposal an inch at a time. It took five minutes and it broke my spirit as a child.

Merry christmas from the arctic research station ❤️🎄!! We just adopted a new puppy 💖

caves of qud fan art 👍

goonign to Mrs. Piggy

The older I get I just feel like betting should be illegal. I love sports so much but betting sucks dick. Fuck gambling from now until forever

Caves of Qud

there’s no whimsy in the world left. Qanon freaks don’t even make call of duty loading screen edits anymore

What a completely normal thing to do.

Warhammer: Vermintide 2 is free to own on Steam (offer ends Nov 23) buff.ly/pjY24hk

PLAY MAN-THINGS KILL-SLAYING FELLOW SKAVEN-RATS YES YES

What is it about fame that makes people sit up one day and say; “You know, I should REALLY be touching kids right now!”

congrats on Bill Clinton and Donald Trump on consummating their marriage, #Lovewins

chuck schumer cannot be replaced as party leadership quickly enough

if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

who cares about the mario galaxy trailer. final pam is back

You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud

One day one of my posts will reach the discover tab and be hit with a deluge of replies humorless rubes that talk too much about trump’s dick size.

losing all of Australia in RISK and clasping my hands behind my back and staring out a window like I just lost 50,000 men in a military Blunder circa 1824

The Mamdate of heaven is strong so far

Zohran is personally forcing me to trans my gender rn

the people yearn for transgender socialist sharia brat law

(In a Tucker Carlson voice) Literally 538 9/11s worth of money,

are we sure it wasn’t a hunting accident

no, Patrick, evil regimes having drip is the exception, not the rule.

caves of qud

November is one of the months of all time. Truly a month.

what if JD Vance had Charlie Kirk killed to crack his fine shyt wife

marge, im hitting clips on sweats right now marge.

charlie kirks’ ashes in an urn sitting on the cuck chair watching Erika Kirk and JD Vance have very awful sex

Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect

Do you think they scattered Charlie’s ashes on the cuck chair

i will make the first vibrator based clicker game. you start out with one pulse a minute and must use a variety of mechanics to increase the output. when you cum you prestige and are awarded permanent buffs on future cycles

“all but one of the escaped monkeys has been destroyed” oh so they went with the horse C4 method I see!

tgirl injecting estrogen like one of those blood phials from bloodborne

Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.

your analysis of this political moment is going to fail if you keep using reductionist labels like "wine mom". first of all, there are dozens of factions just within that one term, from whiskey women to chardonnay chicas, and understanding their unique informal coalitions can take decades of study

Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on. Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights. Block, and move on. This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.

Women do not like the vehicle

women do not like the vehicle (clown car with giant neon sign attached to it that says “PUSSY WAGON, ALL ABOARD!”)

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

considering the second wave of twitter refugees has hit the site i’m guessing it’s either going to be: A. gay furries who didn’t want to get doxxed B. Shitlibs who have never seen a shitpost in their entire lives C. all of the above

I think a lot of people got scared off from shitposting because there are literal warriors here and make it their personality to take everything seriously but to them I say: fuck you.

I feel so bad for both the prisoner AND the knife that stabbed Ian Watkins to death. I hope they’re both okay from having to get too close to such a fucking evil bastard.

condolences to the city of philidelphia tonight which i hear every remaining citizen has elected to perform honorable seppuku instead of living in the humiliation of that final phillies play