*Kris, Susie, I know it’s hard to comprehend but you HAVE to kill Krailey, now.

i woke up from a dream this morning that there was a new deltarune character named krailey that looked like a weird knockoff ralsei. it just did a peanuts-esque dance in place and it pissed ralsei off like crazy

@gausswerks.bsky.social Is there a model for the Carmine Suit like there is for the MNPD officer or Corvid rebel search tab?

In the Ancient Age, the world was still undistinguished, covered in fog, and there were only gray rocks, great trees, and everlasting ancient dragons. But then there was Fire and with fire came disparity. Heat and cold, life and death, and of course, light and dark, dick and balls, butts and ass.

someone on tumblr said it better than i could

I consider it a violation of my personal human rights to have to look at an ad at basically any time

53 years in the fucking making no goddamn way

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Ötzis’ chill so I would gladly eat the 5000 year old Swiss mummy bread

I just beat DS1 and it’s a game. A good game. 8/10. I’m playing DS2 rn and it’s one of the games of all time so far.

“Why doesn’t Batman just fund Gotham welfare programs instead of beating up the poor” Because Gotham has • corpse of an elder god • living elder god • Is built onto a cursed Native burial ground • portal to hell that’s a little open • portal to the afterlife that’s a little open • over 100 gangs

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the thing that's so frustrating about modern isekai is that isekais used to kick so much ass it used to be like, "Hitomi has been transported to Earth's SECRET SECOND MOON where there are beastmen and transforming steampunk robots" and now it's like "what if Wizardry was about fuckslaves"

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With the reveal that post-Fox Tucker Carlson has 7.3k subscribers, reminder that *all* rightwing media is a miserable enormously unpopular and wildly unprofitable failure, only kept aloft via the largesse of a handful of billionaire pedophiles pumping them with endless amounts of cash.

this is exactly what horsey game looks like

EMERGENCY UPDATE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exu1...

the only thing government does these days is erase black voters, denounce hasan piker, allow us to be infinitely spied on, and approve of grinding childrens corpses into a paste in the middle east

Blood and bone

I made the mistake of settling for h&r block for my taxes this year and its been the worst experience I've ever had. You probably knew this already but dont fucking choose them jesus christ

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The problem with these people is that they never have it come back at them. even if it did it’d be too little too late.

the problem is that not looking at the giant fireball behind me is one of the few things stopping m from going into the woods and becoming a living Aztec Death Whistle

anything made by @laserboat999 really

god, please, please do it now.

Reminder that the same people who regularly call trans people "mentally ill self-mutilators" do this kind of depraved shit.

Heard da kids was gettin hungry again.

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Wasteland Sea #wasteland #ocean #illustration #pencils #crayola #TheLongNight #DwarfFortress

keep an eye out for 'quantum computing'.... they are gonna try to pivot to whatever the fuck that is when gen ai reaches the point of undeniable collapse... i prophesy this

god please keep twitter down for at least a week

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what if we just widened it. remove this part with nukes. real shit.

I got these words: Sloppy, Laughable, Moribund, and Mid.

cannot stop testing my markers on kindness luigi it seems

Helldivers 2, Disco Elysium, and Terraria in that order.

NJ wins by a landslide

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

they should invent a soda you can drink all day without any health drawbacks

pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ

punxatawney phil is in the epstein files

RIP Epstein you would have loved grooming kids on roblox

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

Yes, my laser sidearm requires expensive single-use chemical power cells, takes several minutes to cool off after each shot, has a lethal range measured in dozens of meters under most atmospheric conditions, and blinds the wielder every time it's fired, but consider: it also looks stupid as hell.

having 7-10 guys hold down a disarmed man to only to execute him is reason enough for the next president to send them all to prison for at least 50 years but they’ll pull sum bullshit about “healing and reconciliation” an let them go like they aren’t accomplices to the collective rape of Minnesota.

i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE

i can't be funny under these conditions

this is such a funny fucking reveal. geoff keighley didnt even get money, he started crying on stage and screaming about how This Is Going to Change Gaming because he genuinely thinks hero shooter slop is the best thing in the industry right now