Yoink El Sploink π
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He/Him Z-List shitposter
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headfallsoff
8 days ago
dont listen to influencers. if you want to pick up bitches in 2025 you only need one thing: warhammer 40,000 darktide
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Lady Emily βοΈ
4 days ago
I always hated people using the term PDF File as a euphemism for pedophile but Trump being 100% confirmed as a pedophile because of the sloppy retractions in a PDF file is making me lose my mind
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Miles Buckingham
6 months ago
I watched my father get rid of an intact baguette by feeding it into the running garbage disposal an inch at a time. It took five minutes and it broke my spirit as a child.
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Merry christmas from the arctic research station β€οΈπ!! We just adopted a new puppy π
6 days ago
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caves of qud fan art π
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goonign to Mrs. Piggy
16 days ago
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Chase ππ«π«π§πͺπ§πͺπ«π«π
19 days ago
The older I get I just feel like betting should be illegal. I love sports so much but betting sucks dick. Fuck gambling from now until forever
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Caves of Qud
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28 days ago
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headfallsoff
29 days ago
thereβs no whimsy in the world left. Qanon freaks donβt even make call of duty loading screen edits anymore
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What a completely normal thing to do.
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30 days ago
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Wario64
about 1 month ago
Warhammer: Vermintide 2 is free to own on Steam (offer ends Nov 23)
buff.ly/pjY24hk
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust π
about 1 month ago
PLAY MAN-THINGS KILL-SLAYING FELLOW SKAVEN-RATS YES YES
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What is it about fame that makes people sit up one day and say; βYou know, I should REALLY be touching kids right now!β
about 1 month ago
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congrats on Bill Clinton and Donald Trump on consummating their marriage,
#Lovewins
about 1 month ago
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onion person
about 2 months ago
chuck schumer cannot be replaced as party leadership quickly enough
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onion person
about 2 months ago
if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader
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when in doubt dyke it out
about 2 months ago
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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possqueen π ANW
about 2 months ago
who cares about the mario galaxy trailer. final pam is back
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Viktor Winetrout
2 months ago
You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. Thatβs fraud
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One day one of my posts will reach the discover tab and be hit with a deluge of replies humorless rubes that talk too much about trumpβs dick size.
about 2 months ago
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losing all of Australia in RISK and clasping my hands behind my back and staring out a window like I just lost 50,000 men in a military Blunder circa 1824
about 2 months ago
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The Mamdate of heaven is strong so far
about 2 months ago
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Crabbarition
about 2 months ago
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Zohran is personally forcing me to trans my gender rn
about 2 months ago
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the people yearn for transgender socialist sharia brat law
about 2 months ago
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(In a Tucker Carlson voice) Literally 538 9/11s worth of money,
about 2 months ago
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are we sure it wasnβt a hunting accident
about 2 months ago
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no, Patrick, evil regimes having drip is the exception, not the rule.
about 2 months ago
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caves of qud
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about 2 months ago
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November is one of the months of all time. Truly a month.
about 2 months ago
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what if JD Vance had Charlie Kirk killed to crack his fine shyt wife
about 2 months ago
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marge, im hitting clips on sweats right now marge.
about 2 months ago
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charlie kirksβ ashes in an urn sitting on the cuck chair watching Erika Kirk and JD Vance have very awful sex
about 2 months ago
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jordan
3 months ago
Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect
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Jimmy Handburger
about 2 months ago
Do you think they scattered Charlieβs ashes on the cuck chair
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headfallsoff
about 2 months ago
i will make the first vibrator based clicker game. you start out with one pulse a minute and must use a variety of mechanics to increase the output. when you cum you prestige and are awarded permanent buffs on future cycles
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βall but one of the escaped monkeys has been destroyedβ oh so they went with the horse C4 method I see!
about 2 months ago
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tgirl injecting estrogen like one of those blood phials from bloodborne
about 2 months ago
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Richard M. Nixon
2 months ago
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
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lauren
2 months ago
your analysis of this political moment is going to fail if you keep using reductionist labels like "wine mom". first of all, there are dozens of factions just within that one term, from whiskey women to chardonnay chicas, and understanding their unique informal coalitions can take decades of study
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weeder
2 months ago
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Olivia Just Wants Tech To Be Fun Again
2 months ago
Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on. Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights. Block, and move on. This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
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Women do not like the vehicle
2 months ago
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women do not like the vehicle (clown car with giant neon sign attached to it that says βPUSSY WAGON, ALL ABOARD!β)
2 months ago
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eva (^_^)/
2 months ago
white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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SPOOKY Mistress Usili (Sage) π³οΈββ§οΈ
2 months ago
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considering the second wave of twitter refugees has hit the site iβm guessing itβs either going to be: A. gay furries who didnβt want to get doxxed B. Shitlibs who have never seen a shitpost in their entire lives C. all of the above
2 months ago
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kate bushβs husband
2 months ago
I think a lot of people got scared off from shitposting because there are literal warriors here and make it their personality to take everything seriously but to them I say: fuck you.
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I feel so bad for both the prisoner AND the knife that stabbed Ian Watkins to death. I hope theyβre both okay from having to get too close to such a fucking evil bastard.
3 months ago
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headfallsoff
3 months ago
condolences to the city of philidelphia tonight which i hear every remaining citizen has elected to perform honorable seppuku instead of living in the humiliation of that final phillies play
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