I made the mistake of settling for h&r block for my taxes this year and its been the worst experience I've ever had. You probably knew this already but dont fucking choose them jesus christ

butt ass doo doo website

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The problem with these people is that they never have it come back at them. even if it did it’d be too little too late.

the problem is that not looking at the giant fireball behind me is one of the few things stopping m from going into the woods and becoming a living Aztec Death Whistle

anything made by @laserboat999 really

god, please, please do it now.

Reminder that the same people who regularly call trans people "mentally ill self-mutilators" do this kind of depraved shit.

Heard da kids was gettin hungry again.

evil baby shoes

Wasteland Sea #wasteland #ocean #illustration #pencils #crayola #TheLongNight #DwarfFortress

keep an eye out for 'quantum computing'.... they are gonna try to pivot to whatever the fuck that is when gen ai reaches the point of undeniable collapse... i prophesy this

god please keep twitter down for at least a week

crucifixion quick time event

what if we just widened it. remove this part with nukes. real shit.

I got these words: Sloppy, Laughable, Moribund, and Mid.

cannot stop testing my markers on kindness luigi it seems

Helldivers 2, Disco Elysium, and Terraria in that order.

NJ wins by a landslide

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

they should invent a soda you can drink all day without any health drawbacks

pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ

punxatawney phil is in the epstein files

RIP Epstein you would have loved grooming kids on roblox

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

Yes, my laser sidearm requires expensive single-use chemical power cells, takes several minutes to cool off after each shot, has a lethal range measured in dozens of meters under most atmospheric conditions, and blinds the wielder every time it's fired, but consider: it also looks stupid as hell.

having 7-10 guys hold down a disarmed man to only to execute him is reason enough for the next president to send them all to prison for at least 50 years but they’ll pull sum bullshit about “healing and reconciliation” an let them go like they aren’t accomplices to the collective rape of Minnesota.

i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE

i can't be funny under these conditions

this is such a funny fucking reveal. geoff keighley didnt even get money, he started crying on stage and screaming about how This Is Going to Change Gaming because he genuinely thinks hero shooter slop is the best thing in the industry right now

Scott Adams died? Ong?

Ashen prince Repost

we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable

friendly reminder to not post anything that will get feds knocking on your door and putting you on no-fly lists, no matter how upset you are about injustices. it doesn't matter that you're not serious and it doesn't matter if you append "in Minecraft". be careful with what you say, here or anywhere

not even day 3 of the year god damnit

It is my strong conviction that there is no conviction harsh enough in our current legal systems to be deserved by the degenerates who created Real Politics Gambling.

unending, pointless, and brutal trench warfare here ❤️

why the fuck does every 40 year old libshit with way too many flags in their bio obsess over trump. They see the color orange and go “YEEEP. REMINDS ME OF THAT GOT DAMNED CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE.” all the time.

dont listen to influencers. if you want to pick up bitches in 2025 you only need one thing: warhammer 40,000 darktide

I always hated people using the term PDF File as a euphemism for pedophile but Trump being 100% confirmed as a pedophile because of the sloppy retractions in a PDF file is making me lose my mind

I watched my father get rid of an intact baguette by feeding it into the running garbage disposal an inch at a time. It took five minutes and it broke my spirit as a child.

Merry christmas from the arctic research station ❤️🎄!! We just adopted a new puppy 💖

caves of qud fan art 👍

goonign to Mrs. Piggy

The older I get I just feel like betting should be illegal. I love sports so much but betting sucks dick. Fuck gambling from now until forever

Caves of Qud

there’s no whimsy in the world left. Qanon freaks don’t even make call of duty loading screen edits anymore

What a completely normal thing to do.

Warhammer: Vermintide 2 is free to own on Steam (offer ends Nov 23) buff.ly/pjY24hk