what are we doing here

If AA ever splits up Ronnie and Ozzie, it’ll be a crime against baseball.

Venezuela won so I shouldn’t have to hear free bird anymore.

If we get national hero Bryce Harper, I’m gonna puke.

been trying to tell y'all this for more than a decade now

I don’t have sex with anyone whose ID I need to check. Nice little life tip for ya.

It is the anniversary of the My Lai massacre today. I'd say that even more than most years, it's important to remember what happened. And the role Hugh Thompson, an active serviceman, played in both stopping and publicising it. Despite enormous military, political and public pressure to stay quiet.

I do watch Bulwark content from time to time because I think we will need some of that sort on board. Then Bill Kristol says something like “presidents have used wars in the past to crack down on dissent.” And I have to pick up the shattered pieces of my phone from the floor.

Remember, boys. This is baseball. We are not here to have fun, enjoy anything, or create happiness in ourselves or the crowd. We are here to grind our teeth and stare at people until they submit to our will. Much like Judge Dredd. Now go out there and be like the military.

“Populism is when only the wealthy are stakeholders in the State.” Reagan but make it left coded.

Dementia is great for plausible deniability.

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

The world is a nightmarish carnival of horrors, but then there’s also Ronald Acuña Jr.

I'm old enough to remember 9/11

Fuck MAGA for taking so much fun out of the US-MEX sports rivalry.

nobody involved in this shit should ever be forgiven

I would be fully in support of Puerto Rican statehood with the caveat that they play independently in the WBC.

The Twitter experience in a next-up video

The humanitarian crisis coming is going to be staggering. Nuremberg 2 is essential.

Baseball came to Brazil through Japanese immigration. Our Game is fascinating.

She absolutely does not know she’s been shitcanned.

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

This is the exact same Guy you could find 2,000 years ago as a Roman senator gleefully listing the number of Germani slain and sold into slavery, 900 years ago exulting in the sack of Jerusalem, or 100 years ago celebrating 500 yards taken on the Western Front. Timeless chickenhawk scum.

Shingles Covington, IN

Their nefarious “suicide drones” our glorious “one-way drones”

The Internet is not a great place to Do Nuance but this is one of those places where nuance is really called for. A lot of enlisted folks enlisted out of economic need, did not sign up yesterday, & really cannot just walk off the job without severe consequences. AND enlistment is not heroism, AND

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

Funny thing about getting laid off is that you get to enter the exact date your midlife crisis started on a bunch of government forms.

If you oppose mail in voting, you simply don’t understand the “heartland” of this country, and we should say that louder.

Cooked one of my favorite dishes (patatas bravas) entirely from scratch for the first time tonight, and it turned out nearly perfect.

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

“Hang it in the Louvre” gets used a lot in sports, but goddamn, this picture.

Salt and pepper Sidney Crosby. I’ll say it.

Connor Hellebuyck had a Tim Howard game.

I volunteered a little bit for Daniel Biss in his gubernatorial primary against Pritzker, and I sincerely thought he was the way to avoid mealy mouthed corporate centrism. This is me saying that I am often wrong.

"iS tHeRe a tEcHnoLoGY tHe leFt Is eXcItEd aBoUt" yeah, renewable energy, mRNA vaccines. Lots of cool stuff like that! Probably not the one whose main promise was cutting payrolls

the overseer of project 2025 is telling you out loud that every inch you cede on trans rights is part of the plan to create a white christian fascist state

Y’all ever done this “play hide and seek with your niece and nephew” shit? Goes hard.

US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.

Wow: Meta has been working on plans to add facial recognition technology to its AI smart glasses. nyti.ms/3Os1oxf And this was the company’s cynical view on when, and how, to do it:

Hithertofore unknown pronunciation of “pecan”

Ok who told him about the Great White Fleet?

Extremely funny that TPUSA couldn’t get Cody Johnson, and had to get Kid Rock to cover a Johnson song

I’m sure the guy whose trucks rust in the rain is going to figure out how to contend with lunar dust.

feels good to know my favorite baseball player appeared in a halftime show where the entire purpose was to make donald trump mad for showing people that aren't white exist.

Just had a Super Bowl halftime where the singer: 1) boasts about the poor place he’s from; 2) boosts the value of agriculture; 3) celebrates small town life; 4) highlights the joy of inter-generational celebrations; and 5) promotes marriage. And tomorrow, the MAGA movement will attack it.

Oh it was pedro- RONALD ACUÑA JR??????