This google AI ad just used footage of Freddie damn Freeman with a section of voiceover about poor hitting in the postseason. Useless technology.

Marvel really trained people to sit and wait for a post credit scene for the Paul Thomas Anderson movie. Or they’re staying to actually look at names of all the people who worked very hard on the movie and I’m just the cynical asshole.

Everyone else saw “Big Dump Energy”, right?

Well, I came back from Europe and bought an aeropress. Obnoxious coffee dude phase incoming.

I don’t want to plug back in again. You can’t make me.

Jack Aubrey and Stephen Maturin “met” in this building with the tower.

I’m man simple man. I see a Jack Aubrey post and I like it.

I’m in one of the most catholic countries in the world, the day is almost over, and no one seems to have been raptured yet.

Look, they do not have the capacity or competence to do this at the scale they want you to fear they do, and your fear is precisely their greatest force multiplier. Everybody who is cowed into silence by their threats allows them a smaller pool to focus on.

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

People don't understand that civil conflict looks like your neighbors dragging you out of bed in the middle of the night and executing you in your living room simply because they're suspicious you might be a political enemy, and it really shows sometimes.

all signs point to this being just an incredibly destabilizing moment. very very bad stuff. we're in a very dark place.

It's bad because (regardless of intent) it almost always redounds to the benefit of the already powerful and to those who are aggressive enemies of democracy.

Well this is going to be bad.

strongly believe americans would be more train pilled if we had a cultural awareness that all air travel is six hours longer than the total flight interval listed on the web site. and if the trains were faster.

I have had a wide array of complicated homesick feelings in my life, but I’m quite certain that this version of missing Chicago getting ready to stare down occupation is the most difficult and complicated.

With the Trump Administration about to roll its ugly occupation into Chicago, I wanted to write a little lyrical love letter to the city. dansinker.com/posts/202…

Red tape does hamper solar and increase costs Installations by sloppy contractors are also horrifying and horrible. Hey, more work for my company to come fix those crappy systems when they fail.

The "from my cold dead hands" crowd wants to ban people from owning guns

So basically the reaction among hashtag resist accounts to the Florida antivaxx news is Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida gif.

Do these guys not get that not only did Persia successfully come and take it, they stuck it in the ground and put Leonidas' head on it?

“Get that socialism out of the party of FDR”

Right wingers always complain that you can’t support gun restrictions if you aren’t able to field strip a gun blindfolded while fully erect, but they have no trouble spouting off about renewables while being completely ignorant about them.

Today from the Coors Field scoreboard:

The thing about a lot of these never Trump Republicans is that, unlike a lot of institutionalist Dems who think the fever will break and we can all return to comity or whatever, these guys saw the rot up close and know the only appropriate response is to tear them out of government root and branch.

Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)

Nick Castellanos is 4-for-8 with four home runs against Bryce Elder, who is on the bump for the Braves tonight. In case anyone is wondering.

I would like to see more confirmation and/or celebrating the pod bros calling off that idiot “debate” idea.

D*** f****** b****

The nihilism on this site is so infuriating. Either do something CONCRETE to improve the material conditions of people around you who are suffering or shut the fuck up. I’m gonna shove the book down your throat if you tell me to read theory one more time.

So many rubes are going to fall for this that Gavin will be able to afford to make his teeth neon.

Thinking the last 40 years of American politics is equivalent to Germany 1918-1931 is some really smooth-brained shit lol

The world gets more and more fucked every day and we’re supposed to just keep answering phones and responding to emails. I really don’t know how much longer that’s possible. The pit seems really appealing sometimes.

C’mon, Senator. You’re smarter than this.

ICE dudes “cleaning up” Chicago’s swankiest tourist areas are gonna be so pissed that the American Girl store doesn’t sell life-sized dolls

The young people who would have been most likely to lead the domestic anti-fascist fight in 2025 were repeatedly arrested, beat, jailed, mocked by elites and non-elites over the past 5 years. This was bipartisan. I find it interesting whenever some people ask 'where the young people are' now.

“If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me…” Im supposed to be impressed with lame twitter trolling when Pritzker’s out here speaking with his fuckin’ chest.

Trump doesn't wanna fuck with JB.

Recently seen ads for a horror movie from a dog’s perspective and one about losing your twin. Gonna be skipping both of those with vigor.

“Oh what are you gonna do with a history degree?” (Derogatory) “Have critical thinking skills”

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I gave my life to Christ (tried sweet tea for the first time) in a Cracker Barrel.

They conceded nearly a million troops, most of their armor, and the Black Sea fleet. So there’s that.

Words/phrases Democrats should never use: * bipartisan * my Republican friends * real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans) * yea (when voting on Republican bills) * distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did) * woke (in derogatory sense)

Why did The Grand Tour end? Richard Hammond: We're old Jeremy Clarkson: Because the security guarantees and stability of Pax Americana did

If they ever find a way to make gif tattoos, I’m getting Ronald Acuña Jr’s swing.