Instagram is such a cool platform. No problem with a bunch of nick fuentes and barely disguised n*azi gifs under a sports team’s Hanukah post, but chides you for being rude if you call them something as benign as “idiots”

Caffeine fueled the enlightenment. Get the fuck out with this shit.

i read stuff like this and can genuinely angry at guys like jd vance who insist that this country belongs to some narrow vision of the "native born"

Here's Michael B Jordan, Jesse Plemons, Kyle Chandler, and Larry Gilliard in the same scene. FNL was a phenomenal show with a phenomenal cast that not nearly enough people watched

"My child was perfect and has been replaced by a changeling baby," but in the year 2025.

For comparison, every robotic mission NASA has ever sent in its history, from the dawn of the Space Age 65 years ago to today, from Mercury to Pluto and beyond, has cost less than $40B. I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.

My wrapped consisted of Jason Isbell, Boyz 2 Men, and history podcasts. It also told me my listening age was 26. Wrapped is absolutely meaningless is my point.

To quote @iwriteok.bsky.social, “That’s a brickin’ “

Colorado and Tennessee are very similar in a lot of ways. The differences are not helpful to MAGA.

Sports gambling is evil because it takes that most pure and wholesome human desire to know ball, and turns it into something exploitative.

It’s still NREL. Fuck off.

"Color revolution"

Thanksgiving is over and now we focus on:

I will not tolerate any “All I Want for Christmas is You” slander. It’s an all timer and you’re wrong for disliking it.

In the original spirit of this holiday, I am thankful for the Union victories at Gettysburg and Vicksburg.

As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store. Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.

The same people who won’t shut the fuck up about “purity tests” are loving this.

What a fascinating modern age with live in, Charlie Brown.

Real heads know IMSA is the good shit.

“I’ll make love to you Like you want me to And I will not let go till you tell me tooooooooo.”

I had a panic attack during wildfire season.

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

Olbermann’s “I was making so much money. What was I supposed to do, NOT spend it on my fucked up age gap relationship?!” Really does get to the heart of wealth inequality and patriarchal power dynamics, doesn’t it?

nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask

When you put it that way it almost sounds refined to dodge anti money laundering rules so you can bribe politicians / traffic children / fund terrorism or whatever else those anonymized and encrypted $500 million might do.

RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.

Morrison, CO

Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”

Here’s video of federal agents doing a drive by pepper spraying that hit a father and his one-year old on Saturday when the Feds were hitting Little Village and Cicero

Putting an optic on a fucking Tippman you use for pepper balls is such dork as loser shit.

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

The 30 Rock vs P&R post might be the Platonic ideal of “touch grass”.

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

We did it for you Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...

Great. Now I want Jersey Mike’s

See ya next year, BaseballSky.

Pitchers and catchers 105 days

As a neutral, this has been one of the best postseasons I can remember.

Hey chat, what’s Thailand’s national sport, and should I be worried about starting shit as a tourist?

I'm fine with aggressively spreading the rumor that JD Vance and Erika Kirk are fucking. What do I care

“in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.” John Steinbeck

The great rail strike of 1894 failed explicitly because the white workers refused to have solidarity with black workers.

baseball is the most beautiful sport

I think more than 1% of the population has seen a movie.

Grover spent his war sitting happy, thumb on the trigger of his Vickers gun, "watering his Huns". He couldn't take civilian life afterwards, bouncing between the poorhouse and the tavern until he joined up with the Royal Irish Constabulary in 1920. He was accidentally shot by a sentry in Belfast.

lol Treinen.