Have had a migraine for 10 days now :)

30 Rock was a documentary

The Republican position now appears to be that you have a constitutional right to openly carry a gun in public, unless you do so while expressing a view that the government dislikes, in which case the secret police can shoot you to death on the spot.

There is no conceivable way to reform this.

While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →

Homeownership is thinking you can do something, fucking it up, thinking you can fix your fuck up, then 4 hours later you have a mental breakdown and call a professional

4 years of going to the barber and saying idk whatever I usually do and now I'm going in with some pictures that my girlfriend requested

If we lose this game at least I have heated rivalry

I feel like someone should've warned me that "addictive personality" would make me prone to being a workaholic....

Flavor of this brings me back to being 16 in Germany

I mean one thing is trump very clearly has hearing loss so heres hoping that the dementia risk for not wearing hearing aids kicks in

friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head friend: did it kill him me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you

Tragically I have discovered that I am a workaholic

Today is yet another good day to stop using Twitter entirely. (So is every other day.)

Bj's ran out of Halloween candy so I really did leave a bowl of Christmas themed candy on my stoop

Don't mind if I get high and play a realistic subway building game

ENTs when I put in a full detailed interpretation in the patient's chart

There's just something about the artificial lime flavor in Diet Coke Lime

A striking thing about articles I’ve read claiming to “study the effects” of generative AI on student writing skills and consumption of information is that (1) they nearly always find the effects are negative and (2) most “conclusions” are still written assuming that we must use AI, for some reason.

this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such

It's so funny to me when cis people put"choose not to disclose" for their gender on their medical chart. I'm sure youre trying to say you're against "gender ideology" but every time someone opens your chart it warns us that your gender identity is not the same as your legal sex. Thanks trans ally!

Thought my antipressant was working too hard bc my emotions were too flat..... Reduced the dose and apparently it was working exactly how it was supposed to 😭

If ever there was a time not to normalize Trump’s authoritarian fever dreams, this is it. This should be impeachable. ‘War ravaged’ Portland? He’s insane - & insanely power hungry. The script is set - call an imaginary group a terror group and then send in the troops.

I refuse to be told by a guy who has suggested all neurodivergent Individuals should be institutionalised, and another whose brain was eaten by a worm, that my being autistic is the problem, or a crisis. Autistic individuals aren't the problem, the way we are treated and minimised damn sure is.

definitely take medical advice from a guy who can't even read the name of the drug he's talking about.

*after the FCC threatened ABC's license. Don't print lies in the newspaper.

Go birds fuck the chiefs, that’s all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I do appreciate that the Eagles absolutely do not give a shit about playing pretty. They might score a touchdown that feels like chewing concrete but that’s still seven points on the board.

1. Trump threatened every hospital that provides gender affirming care to transgender youth. Many complied and shut down their programs. Boston Children's Hospital didn't. They fought back and kept providing care. And now, they just beat Trump in court. Subscribe to support our journalism.

GO BIRDS

This is what it's all about

they literally want to round us up man. can democrats please get a fucking spine and stand the fuck up for us now? we literally cannot counter this ourselves when they want our voices and rights taken away. please do fucking something

Thinking about Charlie Kirk

going from "transgender ideology" to "look at the poor misguided white kid" without even taking a breath, unconscionable

People don't understand that civil conflict looks like your neighbors dragging you out of bed in the middle of the night and executing you in your living room simply because they're suspicious you might be a political enemy, and it really shows sometimes.

what the fuck is “transgender ideology”

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

It is possible to condemn political violence without venerating objectively bad people who made America worse. Let's try for that.

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

the rightwing loves to be like “this is the moment we become the nazi party”

This explains it better than I can

I'll merely note that today, like all days, is a great day to stop posting on Twitter, a platform whose owner force feeds this slop into people's brains with an algorithm designed to boost his views and trample yours.

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk: "Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."

I need to back in Philadelphia

Philly sports, ladies and gentlemen

Jam Curgens