He’s absolutely shat himself. Yank melt. 1-0. Up the Europe. Ode to fucking Joy.

I've had enough.

The US granted visas to Jews but only allowed 30,000 in from Germany a year. You had to wait for your number to come up. Meet Robert Smallbones. An unassuming British diplomat who 'hacked' this system so effectively (saving 48 THOUSAND Jews) the UK government kept his scheme secret for decades /1 🧵

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

We have a finite amount of time to spend thinking while on this earth and I am very resentful of how much of it has been monopolized by the whims of a demented old real estate scumbag

www.facebook.com/share/15Ypb8.... Attention @ewacat.bsky.social

Blue Monday was a fun marketing gimmick until every single day became a depressing nightmare prison for anyone with a conscious or a brain.

Enough of that pish. When I’m stressed I often look at a file of cartoons I’ve collected over the years. Edward Steed is one of my favourites.

The Dutch equivalent of "hip hip hooray" is "hieperdepiep* hoera" *pronounced "heeper de peep" As ever, do with this information what you will

Good movie, this

My space art - apart from painting portraits of planets, I also had a phase of doing collages (seemingly 19 of them), a few of which I've since turned into greetings cards but not all of them (apologies for blatant plug!)

The Government is planning to send King Charles to the US to celebrate with Trump. Giving him a royal visit right now sends a terrible message that his behaviour is acceptable. We can stop this if enough of us speak up. Will you add your name to the petition? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ca...

I work from home a lot. Some days, there's not much work to do so I wait for my wife and son to go out and shout "BIG DAY IN THE BIG BOYS BED' and both dogs run upstairs to burrow under the bed covers and we all have a mid-morning nap together. It's the highlight of my week.

Marvellous. @omegamom.bsky.social - check this out!

#totp Debbie Harry was 54 here

#totp Jesus, I must be so old, I haven't recognised a single one of the songs on this episode.

This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both

Dude

Also…

We have an update on Charlie’s newfound love of printing.

Some ICE vehicles got taken and a streamer is saying that the entire MPLS city wide battle plan, operational overviews, tactical details and agent lists + id info just got found in the car lmao these clowns driving around with hatchbacks full of their whole shit like the villains in an immersive sim

please do not read any of the secret documents I left in my unlocked car when I ran away before. I was scared and had to run away to get a bigger gun and it’s not fair for you guys to grab those documents while I was gone. those are mine, and I need them for my big mission. please give them back

After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas. ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.

21 years ago, humanity landed on Saturn's moon Titan.

"My eyes are up here."

Guildford Civic Hall, Mud, 1974

All real estate ads should be this good

The Colour of Winter - by (new to me) Ohio artist, Gary Stretar More of this artist's paintings, here: www.garystretar.com #art #landscapes

Graham Linehan is cheering for a man who shot a woman in the face while calling her a fucking bitch. JK Rowling sits on her hands. Meanwhile, Posie Parker is tweeting that women should stay at home while men work. Tell me how the "gender critical" movement is a women's rights movement again?

#totp So why was Jackie Wilson number 1? Coke or jeans advert?

#totp I mean, I can't blame the Human League for going all mainstreamy w the girls & their dreadful singing & dancing, but they were SO MUCH BETTER before this, when they were weird & sang about being as tall as the Empire State Building.

#totp Blimey, I remember this. Hazel O'Connor-lite

#totp And, of course, we all know that Dexter Holland of The Offspring helped discover the cure for HIV

#totp Jarvis really is a national treasure, isn't he?

Ok, I couldn't stop thinking about this. Apologies to the literally dozens of people I've lifted from... I want to do a fully credited version, but I'm sitting here sobbing and, well, maybe you'll feel some release, too.

Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears: archive.is/ur35j

‘You Who Wronged’ by Czesław Milosz. For some reason or other this poem came to mind this morning. Written in a time of tyrants: #Poetry

Happy David Bowie’s Birthday

Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.

Timeline cleanse

Marvellous!

208. 'As if their atomic shampoos weren't sufficient, these girls prepare to make their hair stand on end by reading the most lurid space age tales'. A space age hair salon in 1962! #TabClosed2026 #SciFi

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Thanks to this response from Kate crossing my timeline, I have discovered the existence of this ridiculous feline potato and I must share this video of his origin story and his love for fennel with you www.tiktok.com/@forfoxsakew...