Samurai Champloo is great we should have banned white men in their 20s from watching it.

Today I: - Made breakfast - Made Living Room Neat - Organized fridge/Cupboards - Bleach cleaned the tub+sink - Packed up winter items - Moved Big Items to Storage Unit - Costco trip (no needs just bored) - Vacuumed - Made Bedroom Neat Now I must: - Clean Kitchen - Make Dinner, - Clean Car!

Trump Ratchets Up Rhetoric Against Snoopy

I miss working out but god I love going home and getting fat and nasty

Guys. Heads up. Let’s talk about Hantavirus. There have been SEVERAL bad takes and BLATANT misinformation circulating regarding this outbreak so I figured it was a good idea to make a thread about it. Stay calm. Stay vigilant. Know your facts. Here’s ALL you need to know. 🧪🧵⬇️

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I don’t have a military helmet to put Polaroids of my wife while I’m fighting a lost war, so a widget on my phone works

Feeling very sad today about interpersonal relationships I wish I could explode into blood mist in front of everyone who did me wrong.

Gynecologist said I have cool guy syndrome and that’s why I might have pre-cancer on my uterus. Hello IUD!

I am jacks carnal desire for a Triple Dipper

Rping a house husband I love doing laundry

Can’t sleep!

Explaining the T4T dramas to my cis gay friend and watching the confusion glaze his eyes

stupid fucking milkshake won’t be nice to the meatball

me when i get shot

McCormick Introduces New Transdermal Gravy Patch

I love slugs

For those in need, have some beebo butt

they're making beautiful people with interesting hobbies work 40 hours a week

Car ownership feels like being trapped in an extortion racket. Car dealers are scammers. Car loans are increasingly ridiculous. Mechanics can be scammers. Parking authority is a grift. Manufacturers are making worse cars w/ subs. All in a system where cars are often a basic necessity.

I luv T4T

Everything I cook burns I’m so ready to decimate this enchilada bake and feed my wife BURNT CHICKEN!!!!!

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed an HIV vaccine candidate that achieves something never before observed in the field: inducing detectable neutralizing antibodies (nAbs) against HIV within just THREE weeks after a SINGLE immunization which was further INCREASED after an additional booster.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 26,1948

Bitches want borderline so bad they want my sauce soooooo bad I love making up hypotheticals in my head and getting irl angry about it.

I’m PMDDing so bad I’m so sad but I am so voracious for a sashimi plate rn

Always wanna draw porn when I’m ready for bed time and too comfy to move

I am Jack’s unending gender confusion

soundcloud.com/p2pink/spooky the vocals on this old song i made are kinda ass but i am still REALLY proud of the instrumental

I don’t “network,” I make friends. Other artists are not my competition, they’re my beloved peers and sources of inspiration. We all have the same goal; to share our art. I’m not gonna corporatize my human relationships with them. I am in my sandbox playing and I hope they join me.

Me except it WAS indica and slept too much so now I can’t sleep

What’re we doing with LMNO’s pee?

Monday Funnies # 2

Monday Funnies

Sunday Funnies

I’m dress Beebo!

Weird girl guy dog thing who can’t deny herself a 90s Minneapolis Grocery Store Hat

"let's do hand stuff" okay👊💥POW

more mooomin #scribble

An old Life Magazine ad from 1940 animated by Studio Spud using Moho software (2D vector animation). www.instagram.com/studio_spud

moominmamma this brush is very wobbley but i like it #scribble

I don’t need AI my girlfriend can workshop country song parody covers about pooping yourself FOR ME!

The mortgage!!!

Thinking fondly of my son

at this point when i see people who refer to drawing nsfw as something they have to "stoop to", even jokingly, i straight up unfollow/block it's the same logic people apply to drawing furry art, or any art they deem as "less than" - like it's something they're debasing themselves by doing

I love being able to do character revisits... here's the first comm I did for her in 2023!

We’re just lesbian puppydogs in love