mixing up the bechdel and harkness tests and refusing to watch any movie without a scene where two animals enthusiastically consent

Love this for them #subnautica #videogames #gaming

oh to be a creature splish splashing in the mud

Spotted on Tumblr…

I think if I posted 100+ times a day on this site I could become a household name but the cost

The End of Evangelion Episode 26' Sincerely Yours I Need You

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Steam Controller voice: "No one will believe you"

Dropped, Steam Controller: "Ahh!!!" Cool!!!!!! Dude look if you drop the steam controller it screams *drops it, nothing* hold on, the controller screams i swear *drops it, nothing* wait, i'm not crazy, maybe there's a cooldown, look, it'll scream *drops it, nothing* wait, it'll do it hold on, liste

I really love the ones where Everett’s outbursts are so severe that you only get to see the ominous aftermath. So much left to your imagination… how terrifying

Portrait comm ✨

“Are they a proud people?” - my wife, just now, about Juggalos

FYI: That image being shared around, the one where the government is trying to define trans people as terrorists? It's been edited. The stuff is all in there, yes, but two paragraphs have been put together to make it look as scary as possible. THIS IS EXTREMELY IRRESPONSIBLE, DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS

One of the best subreddits out there.

yeah

mind horses are back on the menu so I drew one again. with a very off-model itzu because I don't have much experience drawing him prone

It's my birthday today

agentic rice cooker intentionally set my kitchen on fire after an unsuccessful jailbreak attempt bc i tried to get it to ERP with me. gonna try the toaster next.

the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time

drivers ed is jnsane now

Reporting unlabelled porn isn't "no one should see porn", it's "everyone should be able to see porn on their own terms". Porn is great, but plenty of people don't want to encounter it without warning. Labelling lets them choose when and how they see it. It's the considerate thing to do.

Lucha Libre and Baseball have more spontaneous animal interruptions on average than most other sports and that's another key factor in them being my favorites.

We Love Katamari (2005) You cannot play as the rabbits, only roll them up in your katamari. Don't worry, though. This is a form of love.

I need a mood booster, let's talk about capybaras. Here's a capy demonstrating one of MANY ways they can move through the water: running along the bottom. They're 'semi-aquatic' mammals, just like hippos, seals & beavers. They LOVE water. (📷: Fernando Maidana)

reddit has some further very funny details:

I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

the new starfox game would be really good if everyone was Unreal Engine 5 realistic except for andross

Good to know

the latest scam is going to the beach and filming it and getting a vfx job off it

star fox is samsara and unless fox mccloud lets go of his worldly attachments (his place in the melee tier list) he will never attain the nature of buddha and leave the cycle (getting a third game)

you’re only allowed to eat combatants in armed conflict. otherwise it’s a vore crime

oyster

I’ll forevermore be chasing the dragon of showing King’s Tekken 6 ending with no context to someone completely unfamiliar with the series.

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pangolin - its not a phase!

warmup doodle from last month watercolor pencils, ballpoint pen, and charcoal on a little watercolor paper offcut scrap

For @hecksanontagon.bsky.social ! #furry #furryart #digitalart #procreate #art

Slayers Try Dragon Builders

you know what they say: where there's ants there's fire.

Oh to be a stuffed pikachu getting steam cleaned

I think it's cute how older (like, 13th-15th century?) European art had a precursor to speech balloons where there was a scroll trailing from the speaker's mouth

new commission from @moth.gay !! It's my first commission to ever feature a different Tak: Granite, the only person Itzu has ever trusted. They have a long-standing, passionate, but strained relationship. I've put some more details in the image description.

some more examples. (character owners in alt text.)

🐍⚠️ i'm opening pixel art portrait commissions again, in order to raise extra funds to move in with my boyfriend (@neonbuck.bsky.social) later this month. these will be completed quickly, and i'll only be taking a couple of slots at a time. please contact me if you're interested. thanks. ❤️🐍