When did you start? For me, when President Cankles and VP Couchfocker started painting the White House in the Hookers Blow (now available at the Hole Despot). 🥴

These stupid motherfuckers can't even spell "Antifa" the right way. 🤦

Disney demands documents related to Kimmels suspension in five days, or they’ll sue apple.news/ANpB2SQryRPu...

Without autism, we'd still be mashing our privates together trying to create a wheel. You know, kind of like the POTUS governs.

Keen observers know that this is an introductory period in the Miller mating ritual. 🦹‍♂️ It's called, "presenting." 🦹‍♂️

Tell me that you think *he's trying to kill you* without telling me he's trying to kill you. "Don't you dare pull that shit on me!"

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This cunt will not release the Epstein files. Sorry for the language but it's appropriate.

🛋️ He's one helluva couch-fucker, I'll admit.

Well, you asked. Don't shoot the messenger.

Isn't it kinda gay when JD fucks a Lay-Z-Boy? (That's some doublespeak right there, if I ever heard it.) I have never felt so deeply empathetic for a class or piece of furniture in my life. These people are destroying the comfort industry. bsky.app/profile/theb...

This is an uncomfortable intervention here but, nevertheless: 🛋️ JD - THAT IS NOT WHAT WE USE THE COUCH FOR!

👇From the era of the 45th (fuck up)

🔥 The GOP has a new "party song" 🚒 www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTL...

The new Tylenol ad just dropped. Sound up!

I'm just waiting for the photo of the bullet engraved with "Sexual Matador"

Kash Patel is so incompetent, he's the dude who accidentally sends dick pics to his mom while he's jerkin' it.

Once again, if you are just repeating shit from this administration, including especially Kash Patel, you are most likely repeating lies and spreading misinformation

In Revelation 13:11-18, "The Beast out of the Earth" is depicting war waged by a "second beast." If I were a betting man, I'd say that "second beast" in modern society is Benjamin Netanyahu. Even if you think it's all fairy tales and nursery rhymes, it plays the right tune.

"This calls for patient endurance and faithfulness on the part of God’s people." Revelation 13:10

"All inhabitants of the earth will worship the beast—all whose names have not been written in the Lamb’s book of life, the Lamb who was slain from the creation of the world. " Whoever has ears, let them hear." Revelation 13:8-9

GOP: We protect kids! So—ban child labor? GOP: No Ban child marriages? GOP: No Ban children from carrying guns? GOP: No Ban gun sales w/o background checks? GOP: No Then how exactly do protect kids?🤔 GOP: We ban books, discussions on racism, drag, free school lunch, & Tylenol.

So, they're telling the truth?

Nothing like watching free speech give censorship the middle finger.

Good. Lord.

Trump is going to have a helluva time trying to pronounce "Antifa" today.

Harry Enten: "If Donald Trump's idea was to give Jimmy Kimmel more press and more viewership, he absolutely did so"

Trump forgot to tell MAGA that he planned to defecate in the swamp after he drained it. 🤷‍♀️

How is Cloudflare positioned to fight off government overreach? A significant percentage of the internet relies on CF for services. For that reason, the company is a uniquely vulnerable target to be overtaken by a state run, man-in-the-middle, surveillance operation against US citizens and others.

Trump: "Antice. Ent ice. Anti atese. Atice. Fuck it. ANTIFA, kids. IT WAS ANTIFA."

You cannot trust information coming from fanatical political and religious cult leaders and followers.

Arizona just made Trump sweat: Democrat Adelita Grijalva won a razor-thin House seat and she’ll be the deciding signature to force a vote to release Jeffrey Epstein’s files 🔥 RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES‼️

No, people hear 47 because he is profoundly vile and reprehensible, morally flawed and hate-filled, and speaks from a microphone he swallowed on a soapbox made in hell. Evangelical Christian Nationalists made idols of wealth and wrath; they are not capable of the compassion they claim to exhibit.

These antifa will stop at nothing. 🙄

Gaining more power and control over Argentina bridges the gap for globalist fascists. At least they are being semi-transparent when they aren't lying. 👉 But the GOP is terrified of TRANSparency because of TRANS. 👈

FOXy News headline: 🚨Strong economic policies lead to Argentina requiring financial bailouts

Ask your doctor if “it can only good happen for you”

This is *who they are* and it is very much predictable. 😞

Did Miller say "Jesus Christ" or is that your response? I just can't watch. 😶‍🌫️ I suppose it the said the latter, the headline would be about Millier spontaneously combusting in a reverse-rapture move by Satan. 😆

CLIP: “Figuring out ways to love my neighbor became so hard as a Republican.” Ex-GOP Lt. Gov. of GEORGIA Geoff Duncan, now running for Gov as a Dem, says others are having the same journey — and the “tone & tenor” inside the GOP chased him away. Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DO9e6s2...

These violent shooters are so indoctrinated by the far-right, they don't care about collateral damage one bit. ICE now has to worry about their own and, deep down, ICR knows that is the *bigly* concern and issue at hand. Leopards eating faces. Hamsters eating their babies.

It's only "America First" when "America" is most *white people* (and none of color). White Americans have been scared of the dark before the nation was founded.

That's the whole story. No big ending. Just the rare nice famous guy. I went many years before I met another famous guy for more than three seconds, let alone be in the business of Big Joke. But he's a good man and I've always rooted for him. He won't say it, but he's the right guy for the moment.

Any chance Bolton had a copy of the Epstein files?

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