Nothing quite like turning on a favorite album for the first time in years, only to begin weeping into your dinner plate because you realize for the first time that the reason it resonated with you is that the songs are from the perspective of a person being brutalized in the end of a marriage!!! 🥴😵‍💫

2026 is about affordable homeownership. No more "policy" this year. Feed the local fauna, befriend them, and then use them to overpower homeowners so you can occupy their dwellings.

Happy UTC New YEAR from your favorite time zone abolitionist!

Type of guy who would enjoy being squished like a puny bug

My children have been taking turns the past few nights being insomniacs, and requesting/demanding I stay awake with them. This will certainly not end in disaster

I want a cozy fuzzy wool sweater but I don’t want to pay what they cost so I guess my only option is taking up knitting

The Feast of the Holy Family is a rough one to lector when you’re a divorced dad there without your kids. At least we got a solid homily, but man.

I can’t believe this little bundle of chub is nine years old today

Frozen and sunny, a beautiful place Happy Second Day of Christmas!

WOKE MARXIST POPE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mMD... I love this song, The Angel Gabriel From Heaven Came

they don't want you to know this, but you are allowed to sit down and take a break

I love it when material thickness be 3

Mr. stands for “Mark of the”

Self-knowledge is not synonymous with self-criticism. If you think you know yourself but what you mostly know is deficiency, failure, and guilt, you're missing an entire half of the truth. you don't really know yourself at all.

Type of guy who would enjoy being squished like a puny bug

If anyone is looking for a DJ for their party or wedding, my 8-year-old has some pretty amazing taste…

This is what we call “the perfect forecast”, especially after 4.5’ of powdery snow in the past week ❄️😍

This girl and her love for her Mama Mary 😍😍😍

Lmao we’re going to be the only place in the nation significantly colder than average for Christmas

@baskerville.bsky.social Just saw Ellie Kemper on TV for the first time in years, starring as an unnamed mom in a Kohl’s ad haha

Healthcare in different countries when you need urgent major surgery UK: “Great, you’re on the waitlist, we’ll see you in 5 years” U.S.: “The surgeon will be right with you, that’ll be $237,895” Canada, and now Illinois: “Have you considered killing yourself instead?”

type of guy who doesn’t experience persistent bodily pain

Take a snowy drive with me

Blessed living 😇 ❄️

Queen of Heaven by my good friend Tim Jones.

We got 15 inches of snow in two days this week, I love Alaska

Odysseus:

New awareness campaign

me: we should be a neighborly society, caring for our fellow man also me, upon hearing a loud and weirdly aggressive knock:

I like it when people call a town or neighborhood "sleepy." It's like on the one hand, sounds kinda boring, but on the other hand hell yeah man I am also sleepy

The AI catfishers aren’t even trying anymore

More like fml amirite fellas

Staying up all night listening to a friendly German man explain the beautiful systematic nature of Internet Protocol Version Six

My argument against using AI for everything is simply at a certain point you can just tell someone who knows what they are doing what you want and they can just do it, and that's a lot easier than waiting for a slot machine to give you a break.

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

Got ‘im

Man it would just be super cool if my brain would stop giving me nightmares about living with my abusive ex-wife again

Nerd dad fixes broken USB charged eye massager

8 yo unloading the dishwasher: “why do we have three of the same spatula?” Me: “because it’s my favorite one!” 8: “well I don’t like it. I’m getting rid of them”

This is such a great carol, and I feel like more people should sing it? I am doing it with my Oxford Carolers group this year

Should I, a Minnesota bishop with sway at the White House and a vast online platform, speak up for the Somali population? Friends, humility means realizing I can’t solve every problem or speak to every issue. So today I’d like to discuss antisemitism in Gaza

Yesterday I told my daughters we could go into the forest to find a Christmas tree that afternoon in the fog, or today in the pouring rain. These wild Alaskans chose rain over fog for some reason? So now that’s our plan for the day

About to adopt my Divorced Dad final form (run the dehumidifier drain line into the Christmas tree stand)