🎶🎶 I’mmmm gonna keep on praying with the WOKE MARXIST POPE 🎶🎶

I’ll admit I’ve never had a pumpkin pie that made the texture worth it. It’s fine and Thanksgiving means it’s around and I’ll eat a slice, but it’s so gooey

Surprised we haven’t seen an AI tech bro inventing some sort of robot to ratatouille yourself

I cleaned my whole stovetop and oven and I'm sooooo exhausted. why do they call it oven when you of in the food of out hot eat the food

Got my parents into Slow Horses. This is how I become the favorite daughter

when its definitely not a hostage situation

The western —> Star Wars move in the middle of a two part paintball episode, it’s insane that it works so well

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

the trump admin wants to pick a fight about the military code with a guy who has this resume? cool. lets go.

Two things can be true: You should not take off your shoes and put your feet on the chair ahead of you. The Secretary of Transportation is not a serious person

Trying to find a TV show that the kids all want to watch at 6/9/11 is not as easy as it seems, we’re trying Full House based on a friend’s recommendation

Stuffing, don’t let the door hit you on the way out 💅

Why in the world did they make those original Harry Potter movies three hours long? There was no need to do all that

Really important to stress that the Crown Jewels of the US higher education system were never the Ivies or elite SLACs (other countries have equivalents of these) but the well-funded, large, cheap, and excellently staffed public state university systems bringing high quality education to the masses.

Cleaning your kitchen is so goated when not living in filth is the vibe

Someone remind me to buy a turkey next week when they’re on sale

Yale Law galaxy brain

You know I’m surprised RFK and his cronies haven’t tried to rail against blood donating yet. It’s the same level of miraculous as vaccines in my mind

he never looks at JD that way

House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks

Okay but once again proving that hot and charming politicians are Important. Closeted gay old men who may or may not be president can be charmed if your guy is hot!

completely outside of politics, this is so charming

Izzy Starck entering the transfer portal has me incredibly sure in my continued hatred for Penn State athletics

Frosty Morning by L. Birge Harrison, c. early 20th century.

Braver than like 90% of reporters for no reason at all.

😍😍😍😍

I don’t want to vacuum the basement or make dinner, I want to sit in my chair and finish my spy novel

Headlines That Look Like Shitposts

Still can’t believe this is real

“You know how Italian sounds from a distance—like a car with a choked carburetor.”

“You know how Italian sounds from a distance—like a car with a choked carburetor.”

The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025

blustery and overcast late afternoon walk in November when everyone has lamps on in their houses so I can peek in through the windows

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keith "older mann" tbh

The thing about me is that if it’s been too long since I vacuumed I will be having a mental breakdown

Update: husband bought a $100 clamp and the shutoff valve and fixed it himself. I told you, it’s a disease

Another week where the people that live in my house with me need to fucking eat and I have to do something about that

please stop trying to get me to find out who olivia nuzzi is

I went 10 years wearing earrings very occasionally without my piercings wanting to close. Now every 6 weeks they are fighting to heal shut as if it’s a brand new situation

Scully does this display of boyish agility turn you on—SCARY MAN WITH AN AXE JUMPSCARE

It’s never the wrong time for popcorn

Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing

BONG BONG BONG BONG (I’m a clock that’s really far off from the correct time)

Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests

This feels like a song they play in H&M (complimentary) open.spotify.com/track/2NJDGk...

I have seen a lot of cringy videos on the internet over the years but this might honestly take the cake