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What a line from the Pope! I am so pleased he is carrying on Pope Francis’ advocacy for immigrants.

Goop time! That’s what I call putting on my nice skincare after washing my face.

Why didn’t you ever get her a desk Mulder 🥺

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

Okay so Scully’s face at the end of Leonard Betts is going to haunt me, isn’t it

I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were

I’m so fucking tired of being sweaty all day

BAD BUNNY SUPERBOWL THE WOKE 2026 AGENDA CONTINUES APACE

Not to cozy pöast but nothing feels as good as bed after 13 hours on your feet

The Sisters of Charity in New York publicly rebuked Cardinal Dolan for going on FOX and Friends and gushingly praising Charlie Kirk as the modern day St. Paul, reaffirm their mission to minister to the poor and marginalized and to defend the dignity of LGBTQ+ communities

Yes I want iced coffee even though it’s cold out. Are the traditions and folkways of my culture a joke to you?

i feel we dramatically overestimate the intelligence of the American electorate

It’s really hard to go to the YMCA when all the retirees are there and 75% of them are watching Fox News on their elliptical screens

Word on Fire is fully bought into the Reichstagsbrand

People just don’t say razzmatazz anymore

I LITERALLY ALMOST TWEETED EARLIER THAT I THOUGHT THEY’D BEEN SAYING TYLENOL BC ACETAMINOPHEN WAS TOO DIFFICULT FOR HIM TO PRONOUNCEEEEEEEEEEEE

You found a "solution" for autism? Is it accepting everyone's place in the beautiful mosaic of human life? Okay I'm guessing from the look on your face that it's not that

It can only good happen — wait oh really?

"The Regime will find you if you put your name on a list" motherfucker they couldn't even sack Jimmy Kimmel

Have we considered the possibility that maybe mothers who have autism (laudatory) are more likely to remember what medicines they took during pregnancy and report taking the one recommended by doctors for pregnancy, aka Tylenol?

What are the names of the U.S. Navy officers carrying out these orders to serially bomb civilian boats that pose no threat to their own vessels, killing everyone aboard? Surely they’ll want to take personal credit for this honorable service and perhaps wear a little campaign medal on their chest.

i think one thing people have a hard time grasping is that the central figures of the trump administration are not bad as in "the worst republican blowhard you know," but bad as in "the worst people you have ever heard of." donald trump is a serial rapist whose best friend was a pedophile.

My desire to rewatch Andor in light of all this is warring with my boycott of Disney products (can’t cancel because we use my in-laws’ login)

Was reading a passage from St. Pier Giorgio Frassati castigating fellow Catholics for fawning over a law the fascists helped pass ordering schools to display a crucifix in every classroom while at the same time those same fascists were murdering priests and anyway, hmm

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

The bribes in food bags continue

The thing is - and it sounds ridiculous I know - that when people give answers like “20 percent of Americans are trans” they don’t actually think through “if this was the case then it would be 1 in 5 people”. Innumeracy is the norm, especially with statistics!

I do not need a second garage fridge but $10???

Some nice calming ASMR for your evening

he's just really sad that his friend died okay

Trump’s speaking style is intolerable to listen to when he’s riffing, but it becomes nails on a chalkboard when he has to read something prepared

They call it a closet because you put your clos in et

what a presidential term / Lemon it’s 9 months in

ah, well

I can't use dark mode on bluesky, it reminds me of twitter. Let's get a new colour. Let's do a dark burgundy felt, with a mahogany wood trim. There could be a candlelight effect that flickers and is brighter in the middle of the screen. You could click on a wee dagger or guild crest for group chats.

Question: When in the actual fuck, as a country, did we decide that our government gets to demand that we mourn someone in some particular way?

Cold butter on warm toast, LIKE and REBLOG if you agree

American soybean farmers don’t have a single order from China as they head into harvest season. China usually buys 25% of the entire crop. Crisis looms for the farmers and there’s only one man responsible.

Thinking I might also get Stardew on my computer this fall

I need a full body massage, a pedicure, an expensive cashmere sweater suit, a set of comfy platform slippers, and a cozy armchair by the fire in a remote ski village. Is that too much to ask

South Korea outraged at 300 workers treated as ‘prisoners of war’ in US raid

its funny to be ruled by internet-brained idiots like this, when anyone with a passing familiarity of this internet political moment knew instinctively this was going to be an incoherent brain rotted gamer white boy who sees politics and violence as entertainment

of the ones I have saved on my phone it’s this one

trump vid yesterday was absolutely AI imo

Some guy just audibly yelled at me “what are you doing??” from his convertible for *checks note* going 25 in the posted, light flashing school zone

My canon lawyer has advised me not to publicly say “more like bitch-up barron”

Middle child is reading Holes