Lendenborg sounds like an IKEA product name for like, a pine wood sideboard or some delicate paper lamp

Even if this was the only plainly evil thing Trump had “allowed” to happen during his admin, he would still go down as the worst president in modern history because of it.

I feel like this is maybe not the combination of traits we want in the guy running the biggest AI company in the world

He is rizzin'

Proud of my lemon pound cake

Gotta make these for real

Design section of Irish nun Mary Concepta Lynch's decoration of the Oratory of the Domincan Convent, Dun Laoghaire, County Dublin, Ireland. The entire decoration took 16 years (1920-1936) #womensart1

Romans suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them

I was in line behind a guy in a suit buying pasta salad for lunch at Whole Foods yesterday. The checkout lady asked him if he had a Prime account to scan and he went, “oh, no, what’s Prime?”

Someday I’m going to need to go back to the Sagrada Família during Holy Week

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

NASA released two images Friday taken by Artemis II commander Reid Wiseman as he and the other astronauts aboard the Orion spacecraft continued their journey in space. 📸: NASA

What a fucking shot holy shit

the goal of politics should be giving NASA and CSA 5-10% of the budget from taxing the rich

It is a wild sequence of events to have just randomly read Challenger by Adam Higgenbotham in the last month, right before Artemis II

Men will never understand the grief of getting a ponytail holder stretched to the perfect tension over weeks of use and then snapping it

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

For what it’s worth, Gretna is a very white affluent “suburb” of Omaha. It’s where people move when they want to be away from scary big city life. According to a couple places online, the student body is 86% white.

the new X-Files should have one minute section at the end where Mulder sits down on a chair and says "We've had some fun here tonight. But of course, aliens aren't real. What is real is the destruction of government services by conservatives."

I’ve been trying to convince my neighbor, who is a cinematography nerd, that he needs to watch The X Files just for the lighting and directing and framing

Saving this classic

Once again the average reading comprehension level of the American adult is equivalent to a 6th grader. If you haven’t been around a 6th grader recently that’s not very high

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Had my first genuine AI agent interaction via phone call today (calling the urgent care billing line). It thought my birth year was 6091 when I said (birth date redacted but I’m not a time traveler)

To be clear with how I feel about it. Anyone in the military who directs or carries out strikes on desalination plants should be in prison when this is over.

this is superb. and even more rarely for the NYT, not edited into mush www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/o...

Lunch al fresco

Powerwasher both fun and genuinely kinda dangerous, but so satisfying

Truly insane to hear clips of Trump even from 2016, he could form coherent sentences back then without slurring and tangenting every 2 seconds

That was a pretty crazy thing to see out here. This isn’t Boston or even one of the “some exit off 495” suburbs. We’re 45 minutes from the nearest “city”. Buncha the whitest people you ever saw chanting “HANDS OFF MY NEIGHBORS” and “IMMIGRANTS MAKE US GREAT”

Jealous of anyone who got to go to a protest today!!!

Welp

Should we all reintroduce our baseball allegiances for a quick refresher? 1) Dodgers (drafted them in Omni) 2) Omaha Stormchasers like that one guy in the Pitt apparently 3) Royals (closest geographically) 4) sunflowers seeds just like my boy Fox

Bluesky is a basketball app and we’re cheering for the Huskers fyi

I am BEYOND stoked at this casting. They were both unbelievably good in Station Eleven

Until you have witnessed at least one child OTHER THAN YOURSELF learn how to write from start to finish you don’t understand how much practice is involved in handwriting things.

(Bravely) I think children should learn how to read and write

MLB’s Korean marketing slogan used to be “It’s big ball chunky time”, and I will never stop thinking about it

Really really painful to watch President Bartlett have an emotional come apart about proportional response and then watch other adults in the room smack sense into him about it

Guys, racist Grandpa is horny again

I think if we develop time machine technology the first thing we do is send Ken Burns back in time to make videos of all world historical events and conflicts

Ken Burns Dust Bowl doc on screen at our house tonight

the declarations that the war is over (even though it isn't) will continue until morale improves

I want one of the Chinese electric cars that gets fully charged in 5 minutes. Let me buy one

Feels like the obvious way to make sense of Trump's statements and actions is that he's trying to buy as much time as possible in oil markets and the stock market until a ground invasion.